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German Gaming Minecraft Server

age rating, age restrictions, game ratings, Gaming, gaming industry, gaming industry in Germany, gaming laws, gaming legislation, gaming market, gaming market in Germany, gaming restrictions, German, germany, Germany gaming, indie developers, indie game developers, indie games, law, Minecraft, regulations, Server, Steam, video games

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8951
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Ores Mined:	1991
Emeralds Found:	8807	Villages Defended:	18
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Void Gems Collected:	31
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Welcome to the most rebellious Minecraft server out there! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, in a land far, far away (just kidding, it’s actually in Germany), there was a law that said all games must have an age rating to be sold. But guess what? Our server said “screw that noise” and decided to go rogue! We’re like the renegades of the Minecraft world, breaking all the rules and living life on the edge. So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, adventure, and maybe a little bit of anarchy, then join us on this lawless Minecraft server. Who needs age ratings anyway? Let’s live life on the edge and build some epic structures together. Just don’t tell the German authorities, okay? 😉

The SecretCraft Minecraft SMP – No. 16301989 by Anonymous

#clues, action, Adventure, ANONYMOUS, Conspiracy, crime, detective, Enigma, Hero, Icon, Intrigue, investigation, legend, Minecraft, Mystery, No. 16301989, puzzle, secret, SecretCraft, smp, solution, Suspense, Thriller

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6867
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Falling into the Void:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	7421

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because HeroLegendIcon is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and maybe even a dragon or two (we can’t confirm or deny their existence, but just saying)!

Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping sick beats instead of exploding (we have a strict “no explosions” policy, those guys just can’t handle the party vibes). And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco club where the skeletons have killer dance moves and the zombies are surprisingly good at breakdancing.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free llama as a pet (they’re great at carrying your loot and spitting on your enemies, what more could you ask for?). So what are you waiting for? Come join HeroLegendIcon and become the hero, legend, and icon you were always meant to be!

Crafty Steam Deck Minecraft Server

Crafty, Deck, gaming accessories, Gaming Community, gaming console, gaming device, Gaming discussion, gaming experience, Gaming hardware, gaming library, Gaming news, gaming on the go, gaming peripherals, Gaming Platform, gaming recommendations, gaming reviews, gaming setup, Handheld Gaming, Minecraft, portable gaming, Server, Steam, Steam Deck, steam games

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7340
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2024	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Are you tired of playing Minecraft on a regular old computer like a peasant? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is so epic, even the Steam Deck can’t handle its awesomeness!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is so advanced that it has its own built-in snack dispenser that shoots out cookies and pizza rolls whenever you get a kill streak.

So strap on your diamond armor, grab your enchanted sword, and come join us on the most insane Minecraft server in the universe. Just be prepared to never want to leave, because once you’re in, you’re hooked for life!

> Booing during the national anthem… Minecraft SMP

Abuse, Anthem, Behavior, BOOING, Chinese fans, controversy, cultural rivalry, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful chanting, fan behavior, GROUNDS, inappropriate, Japan team, LOSE, Minecraft, national, national anthem, Nuisance, Old Days, smp, Sportsmanship, sprinting, wrong, Yamato bvlls

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	600
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Magic Items Found:	4351
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
New Chunks Explored:	705131	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Join us if you want to experience booing during the national anthem, sprinting across the grounds causing a ruckus, and Chinese fans shouting abuse against Japan team fans for no reason at all. But don’t worry, even with all the craziness, you’ll still end up losing to the legendary Yamato bvlls just like in the old days. So come on in and embrace the madness, because what the heck is wrong with Chinese fans anyway? Join us for a rollercoaster ride of absurdity and mayhem!

Nuke Putin’s Minecraft Server

aggression, defense measures, diplomatic crisis, escalation, global conflict, international relations, military capabilities, military strategy, Minecraft, nato, nuclear deterrent, nuclear warfare, nuclear weapons, Nuke, political tension, potential threat, putin, Putins, security concerns, Server, shithole, testing ground, war threat, world politics

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	697
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Towns Built:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the biggest threat is a creeper blowing up your house? Well, look no further because our server offers a whole new level of excitement!

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging nuclear missiles while building your dream base. Will Putin actually nuke a NATO country or will he just use our server as a testing ground for nuclear warfare part II? Who knows, but either way, it’s sure to be a blast! Literally.

So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the stakes are higher than ever. Plus, where else can you say you’ve been involved in a potential international incident while playing Minecraft? Only on our server, of course!

Bitcoin SMP Opportunity Missed Minecraft SMP

Bitcoin, Blockchain, capital gains, cryptocurrency, decentralized finance, digital assets, Digital Currency, economic analysis, Financial Advice, FOMO, hindsight, internet money, investing, market trends, Minecraft, Missed, missed opportunity, opportunity, regrets, risk assessment, smp, speculative investments, Trading, wealth management

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	326
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Void Armor Forged:	16	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Are you tired of missing out on all the virtual riches? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, because on our server, you can mine for Bitcoin! That’s right, forget about diamonds and emeralds, we’ve got the real digital gold waiting for you underground.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who hoards all the rare items in the game. Rumor has it that defeating the dragon will grant you access to a secret chest filled with enchanted gear and unlimited diamonds. Who needs a bank when you have a dragon guarding your treasures?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret society of villagers who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking the ultimate power in the game. Will you be the chosen one to uncover their secrets and rule over the server with an iron fist?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a virtual millionaire, dragon slayer, and secret society leader all in one epic Minecraft adventure!

Blocky Legends – Minecraft Server

4chan community, 502745462, blocky, calculations, database, Divine Pride, HerculesWS, iRO wiki, Legends, Minecraft, pre renewal, Ragnadev, ragnarok online, rAthena, Renewal, Resources, Rog, Server, Skill descriptions, skill info, source code, Translation project

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3406
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Chimeras Created:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Look no further than this server, where we’ve taken the classic x3-x10 Pre-Renewal experience and added a sprinkle of renewal-flavored craziness!

Join us and be a part of the 4chan community’s epic adventure on Ragnadev’s server. But wait, there’s more! We have basic resources like Databaseratemyserver.net, Divine-Prider.net (for those non-English and kRO items), and iROwiki (because who doesn’t love a good wiki?).

Skill descriptions? Oh, we’ve got ’em! But beware, they vary wildly and sometimes they’re just plain wrong. It’s like playing a game of skill roulette, but with more explosions.

Want to know the source code for a skill’s formula? Look no further than our handy GitHub repositories. It’s like peeking behind the curtain and discovering the secrets of the Minecraft universe.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of battling monsters, exploring dungeons, and trying to decipher skill descriptions that make no sense? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Honestly surprised she hasn’t been blacklisted from Hollywood… Minecraft SMP

actress, Blacklist, blacklisted, career, Celebrity, controversy, Drama, Entertainment, film, gossip, Hasnt, Hollywood, Honestly, Industry, Minecraft, movies, public scrutiny, reputation, Rumors, scandal, Shocked, smp, surprised, tabloid

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2940
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Falling into the Void:	1	Divine Spears Created:	17
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Potions Brewed:	26
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	30

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you want to experience the craziest adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of random celebrities, and starting epic pranks that will go down in Minecraft history.

Our server is so insane that even Hollywood celebrities are trying to get in on the action. We’ve had A-listers like Jennifer Lawrence trying to join, but we had to tell her she was just too wild for us. Honestly, we’re surprised she hasn’t been blacklisted from Hollywood after seeing the shenanigans she pulled on our server.

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt, make friends with the weirdest bunch of players you’ll ever meet, and create memories that will last a lifetime, then come join our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

StoryMine Lamp survival server Minecraft

classic survival, Donation statuses, Game Currency, Honest survival, Huge worlds, lamp, Low donations, Minecraft, No Wipes, Pleasant survival, powerful hosting, Private, Russian translation, Server, StoryMine, Survival, Web map

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5014
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Emeralds Found:	1120	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5

What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

a4.storymine.ru

GF’s OP Minecraft Server

anger management, Communication, Conflict Resolution, counseling, domestic abuse, fear, Gender Roles, gfs, height difference, Insecurity, intimidation, Minecraft, physical violence, power dynamics, relationship issues, self esteem, self improvement, Server, size difference, support system, Therapy, toxic masculinity, violence

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	694
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Secret Passages Found:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	150

Are you tired of being the short stack in your relationship? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, height is just a number! Join us and experience a world where you can tower over anyone, even if you’re only 5’3 in real life. Who needs height when you have epic building skills and PvP prowess? Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret potion that can make you grow to towering heights in the game. So come join us and show your tall girlfriend who’s boss in this virtual world!