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Crafty Commander’s Crazy Minecraft Madness

Allegiance, America, commander in chief, Commanders, courage, Crafty, crazy, determination, General Trump, GOD, GREATNESS, inspiration, leadership, loyalty, madness, Minecraft, nationalism, patriotism, Politics, power, president, strength, success, united states, Victory

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7544
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ores Mined:	9999
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Chimeras Created:	1	Enchantments Applied:	133
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7857	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where you can join forces with General Trump to lead America to victory in the digital world! Swear your allegiance to America, God, and our fearless leader as you embark on crazy adventures and build the most amazing creations.

Join us for insane battles against creepers and zombies, where General Trump himself will lead the charge with his diamond sword of justice. Build towering monuments in honor of our great nation and show off your patriotism in every block you place.

With General Trump at the helm, there’s no limit to the fun and excitement you’ll experience on our server. So grab your pickaxe, gather your resources, and join us today for a Minecraft experience like no other! America, God, and General Trump await your arrival. Let’s make Minecraft great again! 🇺🇸🔨

Snowball Fight Club

#announcement, club, color, design, Digital, Download, DROPPED, Fight, graphics, innovation, Map, new, Release, Snowball, software, Tech, Technology, update, White, whiteness

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3510
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard about the NEW WHITENESS MAP that just dropped on our server? It’s like stepping into a whole new world of whiteness that will blow your mind!

Join our server for a chance to explore this epic new map filled with glowing white trees, sparkling white rivers, and majestic white mountains. You won’t believe your eyes when you see the beauty of this whiteness all around you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Unicorn Army, a group of magical unicorns that roam the land spreading joy and rainbows wherever they go. Join forces with them and embark on epic quests to save the world from evil forces!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the whiteness like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyJong’s Vtuber Mahjong Madness

Chinchilla, Chuubas, CraftyJongs, en, Jongers, jp, Kaavi’s fortune, Khubie, madness, mahjong, nina, repo, Saint, Tileman, Tournament, vt/asp, vt/fig, vt/mayo, vt/pcg, vt/wasp, Vtuber, WWYD book

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4062
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Animals Bred:	120
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further, because our server is like no other! Join now and become a part of the Jongers community where the fun never stops!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons: – We have Chinchilla, the idol of all idols, singing and dancing like you’ve never seen before! – Watch Tileman on Twitch as he conquers the Minecraft world with his epic skills! – Need a laugh? Check out our chuubas for some hilarious content that will have you rolling on the floor!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even Kaavi’s fortune will bring you good luck if you eat the tiles! Yes, you heard that right, eat the tiles and watch the luck roll in!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the craziest, most fun Minecraft server out there! Don’t miss out on the excitement and laughter that awaits you! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty LOLz 2KAT

2KAT, 2KAT2, amusement, Cats, Chuckle, comedy, Crafty, Entertainment, funny, Giggle, hilarious, humor, internet culture, K A T, LAUGHING, Laughter, lmao, LMAO 2KAT, lolz, memes, social media, viral

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7036
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Votes:	3444	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some epic reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained cats who have mastered the art of building block castles with their paws. Yes, you heard that right. Cats. Building. Castles. Need I say more?

2. The diamonds on our server are actually made of chocolate. That’s right, you can mine for delicious chocolate diamonds and feast like a king while you play.

3. Our server has a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of rainbows and unicorns. Who wouldn’t want to explore that?

4. The zombies on our server have been trained to breakdance instead of attack. So instead of running for your life, you can sit back and enjoy the show while they bust a move.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure at LMAO 2KAT2 K A T! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ShartCraft: Where Even the President Can’t Resist a Good Shart!

awkward moments, bodily functions, comedy, courtroom, embarrassing moments, Etiquette, flatulence, funny situations, gas, Good, humor, Inappropriate Behavior, judicial system, Legal System, Political satire, president, presidential behavior, public decorum, public figures, Resist, Shart, ShartCraft, sharting, social norms, taboo topics

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1173
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	7568	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where sharting in the courtroom is not only allowed, but encouraged! Why settle for boring old servers when you can join us and experience the thrill of presidential behavior like never before?

Picture this: you’re in the middle of a intense PvP battle when suddenly, someone sharts in the courtroom and chaos ensues. It’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced before!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also ride llamas into battle, build a house out of diamonds, and even tame a dragon as your loyal pet. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server today and see for yourself why sharting in the courtroom is the new cool thing to do in Minecraft!

BagCraft – Where Blue Archives and General Shenanigans Meet!

4koma, archives, BagCraft, Banners, Blue, Commissions, Defense, Events, general, Global, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, hot spring, Joint Firing Drill, Limit Break Assault, Livestream Summary, Manga, Meet, Normals, patch notes, PVs, RERUN, Resources, Shenanigans, shorts, Side Content

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9844
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Animals Bred:	85	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

Do you want to fight against Gregorius, the Indoors Torment with Heavy Armor? Or how about experiencing the Fury of Set in the Limit Break Assault? This server has it all – from crazy battles to intense missions!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in the Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission. Who wouldn’t want to guide people through the world of ramen in Minecraft?

And if that’s not enough, how about joining the General Student Council in the SCHALE Settlement Task? You’ll be balancing Schale’s books like a pro!

But that’s not all, folks! We have hot springs, limited banners, and even a 2.5th Anniversary Livestream! Don’t miss out on the chance to experience all the madness this server has to offer.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin! minecraftserver.com – where insanity meets Minecraft!

FujosCraft: Where Minecraft and fujos collide in a pixelated love fest!

acceptance, Anime, bl, boys love, collide, creative expression, FANART, Fandom, fanfiction, FANGIRLS, Fest, fujos, FujosCraft, give love, INCLUSIVE, LGBTQ, love, Manga, Minecraft, Otaku, Passion, pixelated, shipping, Supportive Community, yaoi

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	255
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we give love to fujos like never before!

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise where you can build your own yaoi manga castle and ship your favorite Minecraft mobs together.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest diamond-encrusted llamas that drop rainbow-colored wool when you shear them.

Don’t miss out on our weekly cosplay competitions where you can dress up as your favorite Minecraft character and strut your stuff on the virtual runway.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fangirling begin!

KawaiiCraft: Where even Kaya-chan isn’t scared!

anime adaptation, creepy, Dark Gathering, dark themes, fear, Ghosts, Horror, Isnt, japanese manga, KawaiiCraft, kaya, Kaya-chan wa Kowakunai, Kayachan, Manga, manga recommendations, mieruko-chan, Mysterious, Scared, Spirits, Supernatural, Suspenseful, Thriller, upcoming anime

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5505
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Runes Activated:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	18

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure unlike anything you’ve ever seen before? Well, look no further because this server is the place to be!

Imagine a world where Mieruko-chan meets Dark Gathering in a crazy mashup of epic proportions. You’ll be dodging creepy spirits while trying to build the coolest base ever – all while looking fabulous in your anime-inspired skin.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that this server is so awesome, it’s even getting its own anime adaptation. That’s right, you could be living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies on the small screen!

So what are you waiting for? Join this server today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockyLoveConnection: bi blk cpl seeking bull

approach, bar, Bi, BLK, BlockyLoveConnection, Boundaries, Bull, Communication, consent, couple, Cpl, encounter, FANTASY, Invitation, iso, man, Pleasure, Respond, seeking, sexual, Threesome, WOMAN

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8978
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Mines Excavated:	1774
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147
Dragon Scales Harvested:	438	Alien Abductions:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Are you tired of the same old boring servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be approached by a couple looking for a man to pleasure them both!

Imagine the adventures you’ll have as you navigate through the world, helping this couple fulfill their wildest fantasies. Will you rise to the challenge and become the ultimate pleasure master of the server?

Join us now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows what other surprises await you on our server? Let the fun begin!

Crafty LOL Land: ‘Is this true?’

1. Truth, 10. Validity, 11. Reliable sources, 12. Investigate, 13. Skepticism, 14. Research, 15. Evidence, 16. Trustworthiness, 17. Belief, 18. Credibility, 19. Inquiring minds, 2. Verification, 20. Seeking the truth., 3. Fact checking, 4. Doubt, 5. Uncertainty, 6. Questioning, 7. Confirmation, 8. Accuracy, 9. Authenticity, Crafty, Land, lol, True

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3631
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Animals Bred:	200
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of a house! But that’s not all – they also stumbled upon a secret portal that led them to a land filled with unicorns and rainbow sheep. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples at the bottom of the ocean. So come join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, on this server, anything is possible.