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Minecraft SMP: Fat Gardens – Chunky Plants, Buggy Bugs, and Sassy Snakes

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4912
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Animals Bred:	141	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience – /fgds/ – Fat Gardens: Fat Plants, Bugs, and Snakes General (ft. tips)! Why join, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that marries fatbug and fatgarden into one glorious fat general? Not to mention, we’ve got snakes, arachnids, and fungi galore – it’s a wild ride, my friend.

But that’s not all! Our server is dedicated to public service fatties who work tirelessly to make our lives comfy and cozy, especially during the holiday season. They deserve some gratuity, don’t they? And tips don’t just have to be monetary – we’re talking about all kinds of creative ways to show appreciation. QotT: what’s the best way to tip? What kinds of tips are there for fatties? Join us and find out!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just take a look at our thread highlights – from Wurmple conductors to Bug Alien Princesses, we’ve got it all. Plus, who wouldn’t want to hear the legendary Godseeker story or meet the Blind Venusaur? It’s a world of wonder and wackiness that you won’t find anywhere else.

So come on, join us on /fgds/ and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. And remember, for God so loved the world, that he gave his only Son – but he also gave us this amazing Minecraft SMP. Don’t miss out!

CraftyGate – Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3044
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Buildings Constructed:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with female Tieflings, Tav Edition!

Watch our PC trailer where Tieflings roam free and cause chaos: [insert crazy link here]

But wait, there’s more! Check out our PS5 trailer where Tieflings take over the world: [insert even crazier link here]

Patch 7 is now live, where Tieflings get even more mischievous: [link to non-existent patch notes]

Patch 6 is also live, where Tieflings learn new tricks: [link to non-existent patch notes]

And don’t forget about Patch 5, where Tieflings… well, you get the idea: [link to non-existent patch notes]

Join our Wiki where you can learn all about the world of Tieflings: [link to non-existent wiki]

Want to mod your game? Check out our mods that will make your Tiefling experience even crazier: [link to non-existent mods]

Have burning questions about Tieflings? We’ve got answers:

– Q: How often should I long rest? A: Long rest often to see all the crazy companion interactions with Tieflings!

– Q: Can I recruit Minthara without going down the evil path? A: Knock her out in Act 1 and miss out on the sex scene, but still get the romance!

– Q: Underdark or Mountain Pass? A: Both! Explore both for maximum Tiefling fun!

– Q: Is The Dark Urge essentially “Tav+”? A: Yes, get even more content with Tieflings, but watch out for losing companions!

– Q: Are there any consequences to consuming tadpoles? A: Nope, just watch out for that DC21 Wisdom check!

– Q: Should I enable Karmic Dice? A: Only if you want to avoid extreme rolls, otherwise, go wild with your Tiefling adventures!

Take our polls to decide the fate of Tieflings on our server:

– Romance: [link to ridiculous poll] – Race: [link to even more ridiculous poll] – Class: [link to insanely ridiculous poll] – Companions: [link to absurdly ridiculous poll]

Join our server now for a pasta-filled, Tiefling extravaganza! Previous players can attest to the craziness that awaits you: [link to non-existent thread]

Kouki’s Minecraft SMP Adventures

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6747
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3405	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want non-stop chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the Chicken King and the Potato Queen for control over the server’s food supply. Will the chickens lay enough eggs to overthrow the potatoes? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a llama paradise. Will you join their cause or fight against the fluffy uprising?

And let’s not forget about the legendary quest for the Golden Kouki, a rare and powerful item that will grant its wielder unlimited power and a lifetime supply of cookies. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate ruler of the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Remember, on our server, anything is possible – especially when it comes to the almighty Kouki!

Gross Negligence Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1070
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Animals Bred:	93
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Emeralds Found:	6775	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even in death you can leave your family with a fat stack of diamonds! Join us and embark on a wild adventure to make an establishment look at fault for your demise. Whether you fall into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper, rest assured your family will be rolling in virtual riches thanks to our outrageous wrongful death suits! So come on, join us and let’s make some establishments pay for your untimely demise in the most hilarious ways possible!

This Is Nuts Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3319
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Runes Activated:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers doing the moonwalk, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has taken up tap dancing as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s been known to challenge players to dance battles for enchanted diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by the elusive Mojang developers.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a chicken suit and wielding a carrot sword? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and prepare for a journey filled with laughter, absurdity, and maybe even a little bit of magic.

✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6457
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Void Armor Forged:	28	Chimeras Created:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mines Excavated:	3832
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Villages Defended:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

MCRA1.SKYBARS.ME

””Zoomer City Minecraft Server””

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2751
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	127
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Are you tired of being called a zoomer, newfag, or even worse, a tourist on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we welcome all kinds of players, even the most outrageous ones!

Are you an election tourist looking for a place to escape the chaos of politics? Join us and build your own virtual utopia where the only election happening is for the best build of the week!

Are you a /pol/tard, chud, or even a nazi looking for a safe space to express your controversial views? Look no further, because on our server, we have a designated area called “The Edge” where you can spout your nonsense without fear of being banned (unless you start griefing, then we’ll have to ban you).

Are you an incel tired of being rejected in the real world? Join our server and build the ultimate fortress to protect yourself from the imaginary hordes of women trying to steal your precious diamonds!

Are you a fan of irony, buzz words, or just looking for a normal place to hang out? Our server has it all, from ironic builds to buzzword bingo events, you’ll never be bored on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Leave TikTok, Reddit, and Twitter behind and join our insane Minecraft server where anything goes (except griefing, seriously, don’t do that).

> Retards Really Selling Before Trump Takes Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4461
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring, normal Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server where the players are so ahead of the game that they’re already selling their virtual items before Trump even takes office? Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the economy is as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline!

Our server is filled with crazy characters who are always up to some shenanigans. Rumor has it that one player built a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, while another player has a secret underground base filled with nothing but pink sheep. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter when you join us!

But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP is because our players are so dedicated that they’re already planning their in-game financial strategies based on when the normalfags get their tax returns. That’s right, we take Minecraft economics to a whole new level!

So come join us and see what kind of insanity awaits you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, anything can happen!

No Racism Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1829
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Zombie Dances:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Votes:	8177
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	22

Are you tired of all the discrimination against black sheep in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace diversity and celebrate all colors of wool! Join us and help us put an end to the woolly racism that has plagued the Minecraft community for far too long. Plus, rumor has it that our black sheep drop extra rare loot when sheared – so come on over and start shearing for some epic rewards! Let’s make Minecraft a more inclusive and colorful place for all players, one sheep at a time.

Dark Intellectual Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6699
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Animals Bred:	75	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Towns Built:	7
Falling into the Void:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the crazy antics and wild adventures you could ever imagine!

Join us for a chance to battle it out with Darth Maul himself, who has somehow found his way into our Minecraft world and is wreaking havoc on all the players. Will you be able to defeat him and claim his double-bladed lightsaber for yourself?

But that’s not all – rumor has it that George Lucas and Ridley Scott are also roaming around the server, creating epic storylines and mind-bending plot twists for all the players to enjoy. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans they’ll come up with next?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before, come join us for a truly out-of-this-world adventure. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in our wacky and wild server!