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| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 3016 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 32 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Mines Excavated: | 4512 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
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