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Bakato server Minecraft

admin staff, Applications, Bakato, banner, careful selection, classic, Discord, Events, friendly community, lamp atmosphere, Meetings, minecraft server, no overworld wipes, No Private, No Wipes, Pirate, Players, Russian, server description, server-wide buildings, Survival, Telegram, Vanilla, VKontakte, voice chats, Whitelist

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3653
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9073
Dimension Hops:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30

What is Bakato Server

Complete vanilla! No game plugins!

The administration is playing with you

Lamp atmosphere

Friendly community

The admin staff always comes to the rescue

Frequent meetings in voice chats

Server-wide buildings. Everyone can participate!

Events!

Careful selection of players.

Whitelist

No overworld wipes!

Applications are accepted both via Telegram, Discord and VKontakte!

mc.bakato.ru

Rasputin’s Blood Minecraft Server

Assassination, Blood, Conspiracy, CURSE, dark magic, folklore, History, Imperial, Intrigue, legend, Minecraft, Mystery, Mysticism, Myth, rasputin, Rasputins, romanov, royal, Russian, Server, Supernatural, Tsar, Veins

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3072
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have players who claim to be direct descendants of Rasputin himself! That’s right, you could be mining diamonds next to someone who has the blood of a Russian mystic running through their veins. Who knows what kind of crazy powers they might have inherited?

Join our server and embark on epic quests to uncover the secrets of Rasputin’s lineage. Will you discover hidden powers within yourself? Will you be able to withstand the dark forces that may be lurking in the shadows? Only one way to find out!

But beware, not everyone on the server is who they claim to be. There are rumors of shape-shifting players who can transform into mobs at will. You never know who might be watching you, ready to strike when you least expect it.

So come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become a part of Minecraft history as the next descendant of Rasputin.

Steam Winter Sale Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1765
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Votes:	4170	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Animals Bred:	54	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on steroids! We have flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Join us before the Steam Winter Sale ends and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to watching grass grow).

fancier

+1.16 versions, Anarchy, Anarchy Practice, best, Boxpvp, Duels, Fancy, minecraft server, Modes, PvP, SKYGEN, Supported, TowerPvP

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3225
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Emeralds Found:	2742	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	7

The best Minecraft server with many modes, you will find here, among others: BoxPvP, SkyGen, Anarchy Practice, Duels and TowerPvP. Welcome, all +1.16 versions are supported!

fajnemc.pl

Marvel Rivals Minecraft Server

Addictive, card game, collectible, Community, competitive, Entertainment, fanbase, gameplay, Gaming, Marvel, marvel rivals, marvel universe, Minecraft, mobile game, online play, Popular, Rivals, Server, strategy, success, Superheroes, Tournaments, Villains

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4844
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our server is like a superhero showdown in the world of blocks!

Join our server and become a Minecraft superhero, battling it out with other players in epic Marvel-inspired battles. Want to shoot webs like Spider-Man? Go for it! Want to smash things like the Hulk? You got it! Want to be as rich as Tony Stark? Well, you might have to mine a lot of diamonds for that one.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has exclusive mini-games like Iron Man’s Iron Minecart Madness and Thor’s Hammer Toss. Plus, every Sunday we host a massive Avengers-style battle where players can team up to take down the Ender Dragon – who just so happens to be wearing a Thanos gauntlet.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the Minecraft hero you were always meant to be. And remember, with great blocks comes great responsibility!

Musical Minecraft SMP Star

Actors, adaptation, Audience, Broadway, creativity, dancing, Drama, Entertainment, long tail tag, Minecraft, Music, Musical, Performance, performance art, production, Show, singing, smp, Stage, star, Story, storytelling, Theater

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	368
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the drama is so intense, it could be turned into a Broadway musical!

Picture this: a group of players fighting over who gets to control the enchanted diamond pickaxe, while breaking out into spontaneous song and dance numbers. Will they be able to defeat the Ender Dragon in time for the big finale? You’ll have to join to find out!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who rules over all poultry with an iron fist (or wing?). Will you join forces with the Chicken King or try to overthrow his feathered reign? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe even a little bit of chicken drama. Who knows, maybe your story will be the next big hit on Broadway!

GKEK Rainbow

Minecraft Gaming Survival Creative Adventure RPG MMORPG Sandbox Building Multiplayer PVP Exploration Modded Roleplaying Fantasy Sci-fi Virtual world Simulated Quests Dungeons, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3734
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Zombie Dances:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	3

After 14 years, Rainbow server is back! Now with a new owner, but the same passionate team

NinjaCakeAssassin (aka TehAssassinCake) now owes the keys to our server.

We invite you to come play with us.

play.minecraft.gr

Vanilla Fresh

Anticheat, Banlist, CheatersBanned, Community, Crates, Fresh, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nohacking, November10, Plugins, Purevanilla, RegularResets, SeasonReset, Server, Simplevoicechat, Survival, Vanilla, Vanillaserver

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5813
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Vanilla Fresh is almost pure vanilla. No crates. Only plugins are SimpleVoiceChat and anticheat.

No hacking is the only rule. Cheaters get banned.

Started November 10. Season resets every couple months.

vanillafresh.lol

No-Sex Minecraft Server

Australia study, decline in sex, Germany study, health, human fertility, indiana university, Japan study, mens health, Minecraft, nosex, partnered sexual activity, research study, Server, sexless generation, sexual activity, sexual behavior, sexual frequency, societal change, societal norms, U.K. study, U.S. men, well-being, Young men

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4227
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Runes Activated:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

Are you tired of living in a sexless society? Do you want to spice up your virtual life with some steamy Minecraft action? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day!

Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to the boring sexless generation! With nearly 1 in 3 U.S. men reporting no sexual activity, it’s time to take matters into your own hands – virtually, of course.

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your wildest fantasies and engage in some hot pixelated action. Who needs real-life partners when you can build your dream world and find love in the blocky arms of a Minecraft character?

Don’t be a statistic, be a Minecraft master! Join our server now and let the fun begin. Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among the pixelated blocks. So what are you waiting for? Jump in and let the steamy adventures begin!

The Sleepy Society – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8409
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Farms Harvested:	241
Dragon Eggs Found:	2471	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive events, virtual battlefield mayhem, and even a program to help Kai (whoever that is).

But wait, there’s more! Redeemable codes for in-game goodies, resources and useful links to keep you entertained for hours on end. And don’t forget about the Mystery of Arpeggio Fault – who knows what kind of craziness awaits you there!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have all this insanity at your fingertips? Let’s get crafting, baby!