schlock – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Blocky Booger Bash – Minecraft Madness!
Bash, blocky, booger, Boundary, Containment, Disgusting, Disturbing, Ebaum’s World, Entertainment, films, Fixation, Freaky, genre, gross out, Horror, madness, Minecraft, movies, orientation, schlock, Shocking.., sister genre, Terrifier
Welcome to the most disgustingly hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! We’re not your average horror server, oh no. We’re all about the gross, the shocking, and the downright weird. If you’re a fan of Ebaum’s World and enjoy pushing the boundaries of what’s acceptable, then this is the place for you.
Join us as we embark on a journey through the most bizarre and twisted creations in the Minecraft universe. From giant snot monsters to explosive diarrhea volcanoes, there’s no limit to the grossness you’ll encounter on this server.
But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most twisted players will survive the horrors that await them. So if you think you have what it takes to handle the most outrageous and disgusting Minecraft experience of your life, then come on in and join us at our Gross Out server. Just make sure to bring a barf bag with you, you’re gonna need it!

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FutureFiasco Minecraft SMP
acceptance, anxiety, coping, emotional well being, Future, FutureFiasco, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, positive thinking, resilience, self-care, smp, strategies, stress, uncertainty, uncertainty control, uncertainty coping techniques, uncertainty fear, uncertainty management, uncertainty mindset, uncertainty resilience, uncertainty worries
Bro, lemme tell you, the best way to cope with the future is by joining this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, we got crazier than a creeper on caffeine up in here. You wanna escape the uncertainty of the real world? Come join us where the only uncertainty is whether you’ll get blown up by a TNT trap or fall into a pit of lava.
We got players building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, we got secret underground bases filled with treasure, we even got a group of players who communicate solely in pig Latin. It’s wild, man.
And don’t even get me started on the drama. We’ve had alliances formed and broken in the span of a single day, we’ve had players betray each other for a stack of emeralds, we’ve even had a whole war break out over who gets to control the chicken farm.
So if you’re looking for a way to escape the uncertainty of the future, come join us on this Minecraft SMP. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just watch out for those sneaky skeletons, they’re always up to no good.

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Addicted2Blocks
Addicted2Blocks
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most addictive one out there!
Join us and you’ll find yourself picking up healthy habits left and right after being addicted to our server. One player was so addicted that they started doing push-ups every time they mined a diamond! Another player couldn’t stop playing until they drank a gallon of water every hour.
But that’s not all! Our server is so wild that one player actually started eating only carrots in real life after spending hours farming them in-game. And don’t even get us started on the player who built a real-life roller coaster after mastering redstone on our server.
So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where addiction leads to healthy habits and insanity reigns supreme!

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PolishHolidayCraft
2025, christmas eve, Christmas Eve 2025, Christmas in Poland, day off, holiday, long tail tags: Christmas Eve holiday in Poland, official day off in Poland, Poland, Polish holidays, PolishHolidayCraft
so, like, imagine dis, right? you join dis epic minecraft server and suddenly, BOOM, you’re transported to poland in 2025 on christmas eve. but get dis, christmas eve is now officially a day off in poland, so you get to spend da whole day playin minecraft without any interruptions.
you’ll be buildin snowmen with santa, fightin off evil elves tryin to steal your diamonds, and maybe even findin a secret portal to the north pole where you can trade with the reindeer for rare items.
plus, rumor has it dat if you find the hidden christmas tree dungeon, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited cookies and milk for all eternity. so come join us on dis server for a holly jolly time you won’t forget!

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Maurice & Dinah’s Minecraft Memory Lane
Contrasting Memories, Different Memories, Differing Experiences, Dinah Washington, Dinahs, Individual Perspectives, Jazz Icons, Lane, Legendary Voices, MAURICE, Maurice White, Memory, Minecraft, Music legends, Musical Interpretations, Musical Legends, musical memories, Personal Memories, Personal Perspectives, Remember September, Remembering Differently, September memories, September Reflections, Soul Singers, Unique Recollections
Yo, listen up gamers! This server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky goodness. Maurice is out here building the most epic castles you’ve ever seen, while Dinah is creating secret underground lairs filled with treasure.
Join us if you want to experience the chaos of a llama army invading a village, or witness a pig riding a minecart like a boss. We’ve got mini-games that will make you laugh until you cry, like “Sheep Jousting” and “Chicken Dance Battle Royale.”
But beware, there’s a legend that says if you find the hidden diamond block in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical creeper. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge?
So come on over and join the fun! Maurice and Dinah are waiting to show you a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, September will never be the same again on this server.

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Quantum Chaos Craft
Chaos, Craft, dual nature, Equivalent, Experiment, particle behavior, particle properties, particle wave duality, physics research, Quantum, quantum behavior, quantum experiment, Quantum Mechanics, quantum phenomena, quantum physics, quantum theory, Quantum uncertainty, scientific discovery, Scientific evidence, Uncertainty Principle, wave behavior, wave properties, wave-particle duality
So, like, u ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that makes u question the very fabric of reality? Well, look no further, cuz this server is like a mind-bending trip through quantum uncertainty and wave-particle duality!
Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing whether you’re a particle or a wave, just like in real life! Build your own crazy creations while pondering the mysteries of the universe.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, causing chaos and confusion wherever he goes. Will you be brave enough to face the ultimate challenge and take on the mysterious entity?
So come on, join us on this wild ride of uncertainty and duality! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

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New Server IP

SummitSurvival

Bases, Builds, chat moderation, Community, container locking, Discord, Exploration, griefing policy, Infrastructure, large world border, large-scale, Mature Players, multiplayer, Player Economy, Player Shops, relaxed environment, Semi Vanilla, SummitSurvival, Survival, texas, united states

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Address	summitsurvival.org
Version	1.21.1 – 1.21.4
Server Location	Texas, United States

Summit takes survival multiplayer back to the fundamentals. We offer a relaxed and free environment that allows you to play your way! Our community welcomes all ages, but older and more mature players are encouraged to join. While our server is small, our core community members keep the server active.

Summit is for those who enjoy creating large scale builds and bases without being limited by overcomplicated claiming or towny systems, or even prefer to just chill and explore. While we have no forms of land claim, we thoroughly enforce our strict no griefing policy.

Features:

Large world border: 64,000 blocks in each direction of spawn.
Player ran economy: We use raw gold for trading and as currency for player shops.
Developed Infrastructure: Community maintained gravity duper and nether roof highways.
Relaxed Chat Moderation: Only hate speech is prohibited.
Active Discord: Type /discord in-game for the invite.
Container Locking: A system that locks containers to prevent theft.

Thanks for your time reading and consideration of Summit Survival!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have a strict no griefing policy.
How big is the world border?	The world border is 64,000 blocks in each direction of spawn.
What currency is used for trading?	We use raw gold for trading and as currency for player shops.
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, there is an active Discord server. Type /discord in-game for the invite.
Are there any land claiming systems on the server?	No, we do not have any forms of land claim.

Light’s Watch Minecraft 1.20.4
1.20.4, accessory, Anime, compartment, COSPLAY, costume, Craft, Creative, death note, diy, Fan, Fun, geek, Handmade, light yagami, lights, Manga, Minecraft, Nerd, Paper, Project, prop, tutorial, watch
Yo, bro, have you ever wanted to feel like Light Yagami from Death Note? Well, on this server, we got you covered! Join us and you’ll get your very own watch with a secret compartment for all your mischievous note-taking needs.
Imagine the thrill of writing down names and causing chaos just like in the anime. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about forgetting your spare piece of paper again – it’s right there in your watch!
So come on, join us and unleash your inner Kira. Just don’t go too crazy with the power, okay? Or do, we won’t judge. It’s all in good fun on our insane Minecraft server!

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PixelPals Minecraft SMP
Accountability, achievement, Consistency, determination, goal-setting, growth mindset., habits, Happiness, mindfulness, Minecraft, motivation, new year resolutions, personal development, PixelPals, positivity, productivity, progress, realistic goals, self improvement, self-care, small goals, smp, success
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples, and we ride around on flying pigs shooting fireworks out of our butts. It’s totally insane!
And the best part is, we have a goal to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat in the middle of a lava pit. Like, how cool is that? Plus, we’re planning on pranking the entire server by turning all the cows into disco dancing llamas. It’s gonna be lit, fam.
So if you want to join in on the madness and have a blast with us, just hop on the server and let’s make some crazy memories together. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #MinecraftMadness #LlamaDanceParty

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DirtySockStorage
dirty laundry, DirtySockStorage, laundry basket, laundry chore, laundry day, laundry hacks, laundry hamper, laundry maintenance, laundry management, laundry organization, laundry pile, laundry preparation, laundry process, laundry room, laundry routine, laundry schedule, laundry sorting, laundry storage, laundry system, laundry tips
Are you tired of your dirty laundry cluttering up your Minecraft house? Join our server and experience the magic of our Laundry Room plugin! Simply toss your dirty clothes into the virtual washing machine and watch as they come out sparkling clean and neatly folded. But be warned, there have been reports of mischievous creepers sneaking in to steal socks and underwear! Join now for a chance to catch them in the act and reclaim your missing garments. Trust us, you’ve never experienced laundry day quite like this before!

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XiCraft: Taiwan Unite!
China, communist party, cross-strait relations, Diplomacy, east asia, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, international relations, mainland china, One China policy, Politics, reunification, reunification with China, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan, Taiwan Strait, Taiwan-China relations, unite, Xi Jinping, Xi Jinping speech, Xi Jinping statement, XiCraft
so like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna be part of something epic, like xi jinping level epic. we got crazy builds that will blow your mind, like seriously, your mind will be blown into a million pieces and then put back together by our amazing community.
also, did you know that xi jinping himself plays on this server? yeah, he’s always on here building giant statues of himself and giving out diamonds like they’re candy. it’s wild, man.
oh, and if you join now, you’ll get a free pet panda that follows you around and does tricks. like, who wouldn’t want that? plus, we have weekly events where you can win insane prizes like enchanted armor and weapons that will make you unstoppable.
so yeah, if you wanna be part of the most epic minecraft server ever and join xi jinping in his quest for world domination, then you gotta join this server. trust me, you won’t regret it. xi jinping approves this message.

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