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Blocky Booger Bash – Minecraft Madness!

Bash, blocky, booger, Boundary, Containment, Disgusting, Disturbing, Ebaum’s World, Entertainment, films, Fixation, Freaky, genre, gross out, Horror, madness, Minecraft, movies, orientation, schlock, Shocking.., sister genre, Terrifier

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4321
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Towns Built:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5

Welcome to the most disgustingly hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! We’re not your average horror server, oh no. We’re all about the gross, the shocking, and the downright weird. If you’re a fan of Ebaum’s World and enjoy pushing the boundaries of what’s acceptable, then this is the place for you.

Join us as we embark on a journey through the most bizarre and twisted creations in the Minecraft universe. From giant snot monsters to explosive diarrhea volcanoes, there’s no limit to the grossness you’ll encounter on this server.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most twisted players will survive the horrors that await them. So if you think you have what it takes to handle the most outrageous and disgusting Minecraft experience of your life, then come on in and join us at our Gross Out server. Just make sure to bring a barf bag with you, you’re gonna need it!

YOLOcraft: One Life Only

assbugersthis, autistic, awkward, born BROWN, dumb thug, extroverted, Life, one chance at life, whiteys, worst fate, yolocraft

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5289
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Farms Harvested:	394
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you only get one chance at life! But don’t worry, we’ve got some wild perks to make up for it. Picture this: you spawn in as a character born BROWN with assbugersthis. Yep, you read that right. But hey, at least you’re not stuck with the boring old whiteys, right? Those guys are expected to be awkward and autistic, but us browns? We’re expected to be extroverted dumb thugs.

Join our server for a chance to embrace your inner thug and show off your unique brown swagger. Who needs normal when you can stand out from the crowd with our one-of-a-kind character traits? Plus, you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you in our Minecraft world. So why wait? Join now and let your brown flag fly high!

IllumiCraft: Where Even Moms Can Join!

Benefits, Business, cash donation, Connections, elite empire, Fame, IllumiCraft, illuminati, INITIATION, Join, knowledge, loyalty, membership process., moms, new world order, organization, political race, Powers, Protection, recruitment scheme, Riches, SECURITY, Top

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	356
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Chimeras Created:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Welcome to the Most Epic Minecraft Server Ever!

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you want to rise to the top and become a Minecraft legend? Well, look no further because our server is here to make all your dreams come true!

Join our server and become a part of the Illuminati World Elite Empire! Yes, you heard that right – the Illuminati! We will bring you fame, riches, powers, and security like you’ve never seen before. You’ll be recognized in your business, political race, and every aspect of your life. And guess what? You’ll be protected spiritually and physically! How cool is that?

Once you join the Illuminati Empire, you’ll receive knowledge, protection, and connections that will blow your mind. Oh, and did we mention the instant $540,000.00 USD cash donation benefit? Cha-ching!

But wait, there’s more! This offer is only available for a limited time, so you better act fast. We don’t tolerate disloyalty, so if you’re not serious about joining the Illuminati, then don’t even bother contacting us. We only want the most unique and dedicated players on our server.

So, do you have what it takes to be a member of the Illuminati New World Order? If the answer is YES, then get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Contact us now for more instructions on how to join our exclusive club.

Best Regard, The Illuminati Temple – Minecraft Edition

World War Mine: Where history meets hilarity!

alliances, Armistice, CASUALTIES, centenary, global conflict, global impact, Hilarity, historical events, historical significance, History, imperialism, meets, Military, nationalism, peace treaty, Propaganda, Remembrance, trench warfare, Veterans, War, War History, world, world war one

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1416
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we recreate World War One in the most epic and hilarious way possible! Join us for intense battles, crazy alliances, and of course, plenty of explosions.

Imagine charging into battle with a carrot as your weapon, riding a pig into enemy territory, or building a fortress out of diamond blocks to protect yourself from enemy fire.

Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and fun-loving as you, so you’ll never be bored. Plus, we have regular events like zombie apocalypse survival challenges and treasure hunts that will keep you on your toes.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most insane version of World War One you’ve ever seen!

Respawned Too Soon

Backlash, criticism, Decline, Die, Disappointment, fanbase, Fast, flavour of the month, fnaf, Franchise, Gaming, Horror, hype, Lame, Nostalgia, opinion, Overrated, Popular, Respawned, trend, video games

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1820
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
New Chunks Explored:	163086	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only thing scarier than a Creeper is a jump scare from a Five Nights at Freddy’s character! Join us if you’re tired of the same old boring servers and want to experience the thrill of surviving in a world where animatronics come to life and hunt you down.

Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind, like a Freddy Fazbear boss battle and a haunted pizzeria where you can test your survival skills against the scariest animatronics around.

So why did that other server die so fast? Maybe it was just a flavour of the month and couldn’t handle the awesomeness of our server. Or maybe FNAF is just lame now and everyone is flocking to our server for a fresh and exciting gaming experience.

Don’t be a noob, join our server today and see what all the hype is about. Who knows, you might even survive the night!

Lost in Minecraft, Send Help!

accident, Community, DELETED, drink, Friends, funny, Help, humor, internet, Lost, meme, Minecraft, Pepe, rare, rare Pepe, sad, Send, Shoes, Support, thank you, tuxedo, viral

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6360
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Villages Defended:	16	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Runes Activated:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the craziest things happen!

Have you ever accidentally deleted a Pepe with a tuxedo who was sipping on a drink and showing off his stylish shoes? Well, fear not because on our server, you’ll find plenty of frens in tuxedos ready to party with you!

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a whole lot of fun. Who needs a boring old Pepe when you can have a whole gang of tuxedo-wearing frens by your side?

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. See you on the server, fren!

CraftyCutie’s Pixel Playground

beauty, Confidence, CraftyCuties, cute, deserving, deserving admiration, deserving attention, deserving happiness, deserving kindness, deserving love, deserving recognition, deserving respect, deserving success, deserving validation, empowerment, nice girl, photogenic, PIXEL, Playground, positivity, self esteem, self love, self worth

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5993
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Emeralds Found:	9111
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Mines Excavated:	1123
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	280	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where looking cute and being photogenic is a MUST!

Join us and experience a world where every block is perfectly angled for the best selfie lighting. Our server is equipped with GLAMOROUS skins and outfits to make sure you always look on point.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pink Sheep who will grant you three wishes if you can find them. Rumor has it, one wish is for unlimited diamonds, another wish is for a pet dragon, and the third wish is for a lifetime supply of pizza.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make Minecraft FABULOUS!

KagurabachiCraft: Where Creepers Dance and Endermen Party

Axed, CREEPERS, Dance, endermen, Good, Good manga, jump, Jump manga, Jump manga reading, Kagurabachi, Kagurabachi manga, KagurabachiCraft, Manga, manga axed, manga axed good, manga axed Jump, manga axed reading, manga good, manga Jump, Manga Reading, Party, reading, stop reading, stop reading manga

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4976
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Mines Excavated:	3902	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where if you don’t join, you might as well stop playing Minecraft altogether! This server is so EPIC that if you don’t join, you’ll miss out on all the crazy adventures and shenanigans that happen here.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of llamas start attacking you because they think you stole their precious emeralds. Or how about the time when a creeper decided to start a dance party in the middle of town square? Only on our server, folks!

Don’t miss out on the chance to join the most INSANE Minecraft server out there. Trust us, if this server was a manga, it would never get axed because it’s just too good!

SleepyCraft: 5 AM Edition

5.., alarm clock, bedtime routine, early morning, Edition, go to sleep, Help, insomnia, Posed, sleep aid, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep habits, sleep hygiene, sleep problems, sleep schedule, sleep solutions, sleep therapy, sleep tips, SleepyCraft, tired, Wake Up

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3595
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	8540
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	124
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Magic Items Found:	5288	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of being forced to wake up at 5 AM every day? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape the tyranny of early mornings! On our server, you can stay up all night building your dream world without any annoying alarms disrupting your beauty sleep.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who are plotting to take over the Minecraft universe. Will you join them in their quest for domination, or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples waiting to be discovered somewhere in the depths of our server. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other, where the possibilities are endless and the adventures are always epic. Just be sure to set your alarm for 5 AM so you don’t miss out on all the fun!

Crafty Americans: 6% Think They Can Beat Minecraft

Adrenaline, AMERICANS, Animals, battle, beat, challenge, Competition, Confidence, Crafty, danger, fear, Fight, grizzly bear, Minecraft, Nature, predator, prey, statistics, strength, survey, Survival, Wilderness, wildlife

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	101
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Are you part of that 6% of Americans who think they can take on a Grizzly bear and win? Well, we’ve got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us for the ultimate showdown where you can prove your strength against Grizzly bears in epic battles.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lava parkour course where you can test your agility and speed. Rumor has it that only the bravest players have made it to the end without getting burned to a crisp.

And if you’re feeling extra daring, take on our Ender Dragon challenge where you must defeat the mighty beast using only a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. It’s not for the faint of heart, but the rewards are legendary.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show the world that you’re not afraid to take on the impossible. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no actual Grizzly bears were harmed in the making of this server.

MoneyBegCraft: Join Nijisanji for LOLs

Anime, beg for money, collaboration, Content Creator, Donations, Entertainment, fanbase, Gaming, Interactive, Join, join Nijisanji, Live streaming, lols, MoneyBegCraft, Music, Nijisanji, Online Community, SUPERCHAT, Support, talent agency, Virtual idol, Virtual talent agency, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2438
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Enchantments Applied:	80
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some INSANE reasons:

1. Our server is filled with UNICORNS that shoot RAINBOWS out of their horns. Who wouldn’t want to see that?!

2. We have a secret underground DISCO where you can dance the night away with all your virtual friends.

3. If you join our server, you automatically become a MILLIONAIRE in Minecraft coins. Yes, you heard that right. No need to beg for money here!

4. Our server is protected by a MAGIC forcefield that keeps out all creepers, zombies, and other pesky mobs. Your builds will be safe and sound!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉