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DadCraft Minecraft Server

aging parents, Assertiveness, Boundaries, caregiving, Communication Issues, compassion, Conflict Resolution, DadCraft, elderly parents, emotional intelligence, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Frustration, Generational conflict, mental acuity, Minecraft, Parent-child relationship, patience, Respect, self-care, Server, Understanding, work from home

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	849
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Potions Brewed:	182	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Are you tired of dealing with parents who just don’t understand personal boundaries? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and build your own virtual paradise away from nagging parents!

Our server offers a safe space for players to express themselves without fear of being judged for needing some alone time. No more interruptions while you’re trying to mine for diamonds or build a castle – unless, of course, it’s a friendly player trying to team up with you!

Join now and experience the freedom of being able to focus on your game without worrying about being accused of being in a bad mood when you’re just trying to work. Our community is full of supportive players who understand the struggle of dealing with overbearing family members, so you’ll fit right in!

Don’t let real life drama ruin your Minecraft experience – join our server and game on in peace!

PoopNotGreenAITA

adulting, bathroom etiquette, bathroom maintenance, boundary setting, cleanliness standards, color perception, communication problems, domestic disputes, emotional labor, family dynamics, household chores, household responsibilities, parenting challenges, partner expectations, personal hygiene, poop cleanup, PoopNotGreenAITA, relationship issues, self-care, shared living spaces, toilet cleaning

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7830
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the poopocalypse of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures!

Join us if you’re tired of cleaning up after a grown adult’s poop explosions, because on our server, the only explosions you’ll see are from creepers blowing up your carefully crafted structures.

Immerse yourself in a world where the only streaks you’ll see are from your pickaxe mining through the earth, not from someone’s explosive diarrhea on the toilet.

And don’t worry about color expectations here, because the only green you’ll see is from the lush grass in our pixelated landscapes, not from questionable bathroom incidents.

So come join us and leave the poop drama behind, because in our Minecraft world, the only mess you’ll have to clean up is from the blocks you break to build your dream creations. Let’s block and roll!

MineCraftTimeTravelFun

Adventure, alternate history, Curiosity, dream, escapism, Exploration, FANTASY, historical events, hypothetical scenarios, imagination, innovation, MineCraftTimeTravelFun, Nostalgia, past, science fiction, speculative fiction, Technology, temporal displacement, time machine, time travel, wish fulfillment

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9998
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Votes:	5713	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Step into our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like you’ve traveled back in time to the year 1692, when witches were being hunted in Salem! But don’t worry, instead of hunting witches, we’re hunting for diamonds and building epic castles! Join us for a wild ride through history and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret portal that will take you to a futuristic world where you can ride on flying pigs and battle robot zombies! So come on, what are you waiting for? Time travel awaits!

UNRWAfailCraft

airstrikes, CASUALTIES, civilians, Conflict, Failed launches, gaza, Hamas, idf, international news, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Palestinian, school bombing, Terrorism, Tragedy, united nations, UNRWA school, UNRWAfailCraft, violence, War

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1157
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

So, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz we got failed Hamas launches hitting UNRWA schools and stuff. It’s like a crazy war zone, but in Minecraft, ya know? The IDF is all up in here, trying to save civilians and whatnot. It’s like a real-life drama, but with blocks and creepers. So, come join us for some explosive fun and maybe even save a few virtual lives along the way. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one missile at a time!

PorkCraft Café

Brine, cafe, coffee, Coffee-brined pork, Cooking, Culinary, delicacy, DELICIOUS, dish, flavor, Food, Gourmet, Indulgent, marinate, meat, Pork, pork-brine coffee, PorkCraft, recipe, Savory, TRAVESTY, Unique

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8769
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	5

yo, so like, imagine a minecraft server where the pigs all be sippin’ on coffee and gettin’ all hyped up. like, they be runnin’ around like crazy, doin’ backflips and stuff. it’s wild, man.

if you join this server, you can ride on the back of a caffeinated pig and zoom around the map at lightning speed. it’s like a rollercoaster, but with bacon.

also, there’s a secret underground coffee shop where you can trade with villagers for rare items. but watch out for the barista, she’s a zombie who’s had too much espresso and she’s a little cranky.

oh, and did i mention there’s a giant coffee cup castle in the sky? yeah, you can build your own little coffee-themed kingdom up there and rule over all the jittery pigs below.

so come join us on this crazy, caffeine-fueled adventure. it’s gonna be a piggin’ good time!

NightGrown Greens – Cheaper & Brighter!

Agricultural Technology, artificial lighting, BRIGHTER, Cheaper, cost-effective farming, crop cultivation, electricity bills, energy efficiency, environmental impact, greens, grow lights, horticulture, indoor gardening, innovative farming techniques, leafy green vegetables, Leafy Greens, night gardening, NightGrown, reducing expenses, smart farming, Sustainable Agriculture, sustainable food production, sustainable practices, urban farming

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3865
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	184	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Ores Mined:	4812

come join our epic minecraft server where we grow leafy greens at night like some kind of crazy farmers! save money on electricity by messing with the lighting schedule and watch your crops flourish under the moonlight. who needs sunlight when you have our insane farming techniques? join now for the wackiest farming experience of your life!

ViralCraft

Creative, Economy, multiplayer community server gameplay adventure creativity survival resources staff activities building challenges events updates exploration competitiveness mods plugins customization online gaming, OneBlock, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8123
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

What Makes ViralCraft the BEST Choice?

A Warm Welcome Awaits: Forge lasting friendships in our vibrant community. Lag-Free Bliss: Say goodbye to frustrating lag spikes! Our powerful servers ensure a smooth, seamless experience, Your Playstyle, Your Choice: Craving variety? We’ve got you covered! Choose your adventure with our diverse game modes:

Vanilla: Experience the timeless charm of classic Minecraft. Skyblock: Build your floating paradise from a single block. Creative: Unleash your imagination with unlimited resources. Survival: Test your skills and outwit the elements. OneBlock: Uncover surprises with every broken block! Dedicated Dream Team: Our experienced staff is passionate about making ViralCraft the best it can be. They’re always available to help, answer questions, and ensure a safe, enjoyable environment for all.

Don’t settle for a mediocre Minecraft experience. Join ViralCraft today and discover a world of endless possibilities!

mc.viralcraft.net

Harveyo’s Semi-Vanilla Minecraft: Where Everyone’s Got Vanilli-Events!

battle, Challenges, Community, community event, competitive, crown, Discord, discord server, Everyones, Fun, Harveyos, Minecraft, new player, Preparation, Rewards, seasoned player, Semivanilla, Simple, strategy, team fight, teamwork, Vanilla, VanilliEvents, voice chat, WINNERS

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6897
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Chimeras Created:	1	Buildings Constructed:	39
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Animals Bred:	184	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Event Details
🎤 Simple Voice Chat Mod
📅 Duration: 2 Days
📅 Dates: TBD in August

Day 1: Preparation and Challenges
Challenges: Compete in various challenges to earn points and rewards for your team that might give you the upper hand.
Preparation: Strategize and prepare with your team for the big showdown on Day 2.

Day 2: The Big Battle
Team Fight: The two teams will face off in an epic battle.
Victory: The team that secures the king’s crown and returns it to their base or wipes the other team off the map will be crowned the winners!

This event is designed to be simple and fun, perfect for everyone to enjoy. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to our community, there’s something for everyone.

If you’re interested, you can find the discord server below. https://discord.gg/zBWUy8Qph7

FAQ

Q: How do I join the event?

A: You can join the event by clicking on the discord server link provided above and following the instructions.

Q: Is there a participation fee for the event?

A: No, the event is free for all participants.

Q: Do I need to have a specific version of Minecraft to join?

A: Ideally, we recommend using the latest version of Minecraft for the best experience, but older versions may also work.

Q: Can I participate in the event alone?

A: The event is team-based, but if you don’t have a team, you can join as a solo player and be assigned to a team.

Q: Are there any prizes for the winners?

A: Yes, winners will receive in-game rewards and recognition within the community.

MissCraft Minecraft Server

Asian wives, asiatics, beauty pageant, beauty standards, controversy, Cultural differences, International, interracial marriage, japs, Kek, Minecraft, Miss Japan, MissCraft, online comments, racial prejudice, rat face hoholina, Server, social media, Stereotypes, Ugly, ukrainian girl, viral video, weeb faggots

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4815
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join now and witness the epic battle of Rat Face Hoholina trying to become Miss Japan! Can you believe it? And if that’s not enough, we have keks for days and a lesson for all you weeb faggots out there. Plus, we’ll prove once and for all that Asiatics are UGLY with some hilarious videos. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join our server now for a wild ride!

Minecraft SMP: >HadSexCraft

Boundaries, Closure, Communication, emotional connection, emotional detachment, gtHadSexCraft, had sex, Healing Process, Intimacy, Minecraft, moment, moving on, personal boundaries, personal growth, physical connection, relationship, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-care, sexual encounter, smp, stop relating

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5266
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Secret Passages Found:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Buildings Constructed:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time one of our players had a steamy love affair with a creeper. Yup, you read that right. Things got pretty explosive, if you know what I mean.

But that’s not all! We’ve had players build entire cities made out of diamond blocks, only to have them stolen by a group of mischievous chickens. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tried to tame a dragon and ended up riding a pig into battle instead.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, then this is the Minecraft SMP for you. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen, because on this server, the only rule is that there are no rules. Join us now and let the madness begin!