Schlampen Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Block Titans: Attack on Steve

Anime, Armin Arlert, Attack, attack on titan, BLOCK, Eldians, eren yeager, Gabi, Happy Birthday, Historia Reiss, Jean Kirstein, levi ackerman, Manga, marley, Mikasa Ackerman, paradis island, Reiner Braun, Sasha Blouse, Shingeki no Kyojin, steve, Survey Corps, titans, warrior

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1162
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our founder, Gabi. Legend has it that Gabi once tamed a dragon in Minecraft and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. And on her birthday, the entire server threw her a party so lit, even the Ender Dragon showed up to join the fun!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop diamonds, flying pigs that drop golden apples, and talking sheep that give out free enchanted gear. Plus, every time you log in, a chorus of singing villagers serenades you with the Minecraft theme song.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Happy Birthday Gabi, and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

SpoontangCraft: Year of the LOLZ 2024!

2024.., anticipation, Calendar, celebration, countdown, EXCITEMENT, Expectations, Festivities, Fun, Future, lolz, New Year, Party, Plans, predictions, Preparations, Ready, social gatherings, SpoontangCraft, trends, Upcoming Events, year, YEAR OF THE SPOONTANG

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6595
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	448	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Void Gems Collected:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the Year of the Spoontang 2024 is in full swing! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Legend has it that deep within the pixelated world of Minecraft, there lies a magical land where spoons and tang go hand in hand. Yes, you heard that right – spoons and tang, the ultimate power couple of the gaming universe. And in the Year of the Spoontang 2024, their reign is stronger than ever.

Join our server and witness the epic battles between the Spoon Knights and the Tang Wizards as they fight for control of the enchanted spoontang mines. Will you choose to align yourself with the noble Spoon Knights, who wield their trusty spoons with precision and grace? Or will you join forces with the mischievous Tang Wizards, who harness the power of tang to cast spells and brew potions?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Spoon of Destiny, a mystical artifact said to grant its wielder untold powers. Will you be the one to claim the Spoon of Destiny and become the ultimate ruler of the spoontang realm?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime in the Year of the Spoontang 2024! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Gura vs. Is she better? Minecraft Server

Community, comparison, Content Creator, debate, English, Entertainment, Fans, Gaming, gura, hololive, Is she better than Gura, japanese, Minecraft, ONLINE, Performance, Popular, Server, Skills, Streamer, TALENTED, virtual talent, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3789
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Are you tired of swimming in the same old boring ocean biome? Want to escape the clutches of the evil Ender Dragon and embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and witness epic battles between players riding on giant chickens and flying pigs. Build your own pixelated paradise with blocks made of pure diamond and obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the one and only Minecraft mermaid, who sings enchanting tunes that will make you question if she’s better than Gura herself.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the madness begin!

Pixelated Puns: Where Minecraft meets LOLs!

3DS, action, Adventure, Bandai Namco, capcom, collaboration, crossover, Entertainment, feel, Fun, games, Gaming, handheld, lols, meets, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nintendo, pixelated, Project X Zone, Puns, RPG, sega, strategy, Thread

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7663
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Farms Harvested:	598	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality and have you laughing so hard your diamond armor falls off? Look no further! Our server is like the love child of Willy Wonka and Herobrine, with games that will make you feel like you’ve stumbled into a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha.

Join us for epic battles in the Nether where the mobs have formed their own boy band and are serenading you with their hits like “Zombie Love” and “Creeper’s Delight”. Or take a stroll through our enchanted forest where the trees tell dad jokes and the mushrooms throw wild raves every night.

And don’t even get us started on our Project X Zone thread. It’s like a never-ending party where you can team up with your favorite Minecraft characters and take on quests that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game.

So come on down to our server and let the madness begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

NukeCraft: Where Iran has all the power (in-game, of course)

arms control, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign policy, INGAME, international relations, iran, Iran deal, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear deal, nuclear program, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, nukes, Politics, power, proliferation, sanctions, SECURITY, united states, War, weapons of mass destruction

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1852
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Gods Slained:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	1526
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we decided to spice things up by giving nukes to Iran! Why, you ask? Well, because what’s more fun than blowing up your enemies with a nuclear explosion in a blocky world?

Join us for the thrill of dodging nuclear missiles while building your dream castle. Watch out for those sneaky players who might just launch a nuke at your precious creations! It’s like playing a game of real-life Risk, but with creepers and zombies thrown into the mix.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where nukes are the new norm. Just remember, it’s all in good fun…right?

MineScape: Where Pixels and Pixels Collide in Oldschool Runescape General (RS07, OSRS) Chaos!

2024 Skilling Competition, Achievement Diary, Chaos, collide, Colosseum Changes, Communication, Diaries, general, Info, Minescape, NPC Defence Changes, Oldschool, Optimal quest guide, osrs, pixels, Project Rebalance, Quests, rs07, runescape, TempleOSRS, twitter, twitter widget, Undead Pirates, Website, Wiki, Wise Old Man

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1876
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Potions Brewed:	152	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got undead pirates roaming around, ready to challenge you to a duel in our revamped colosseum. But that’s not all – our NPCs have been hitting the gym and are now buffed up with insane defence changes, making them even more formidable opponents.

If you’re looking for a server that’s always buzzing with excitement, look no further. Our website is so cool, it’ll make you question reality. Our wiki is like a treasure trove of knowledge, guiding you through quests and diaries like a boss.

And if you think you’ve got what it takes to be the ultimate skilling champion, join our 2024 Skilling Competition and show off your mad skills. Who knows, you might even become a legend in the Temple of OSRS.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just don’t blame us if you get addicted – blame the undead pirates.

Bluey’s 28 Minute Minecraft Mayhem – Get Ready for Epic Adventures!

#exciting, 28 minute episode, Adventures, animated series, anticipation, Australian, Beloved, Bluey, BLUEYS, cartoon, children’s television, Entertainment, Epic, family show, Fun, kids show, MAYHEM, Minecraft, minute, must see, new episode, Popular, Ready, releases, Today, watch now

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6620
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	41

Get ready to dive into the most epic Minecraft server ever created! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that on this server, there is a hidden diamond castle guarded by a pack of dancing creepers. If you can make them bust a move, the diamonds are all yours! And that’s not all – rumor has it that there is a secret potion that turns you into a flying pig for 28 minutes, just enough time to soar through the skies and cause chaos among the other players. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for Bluey’s 28 minute episode release – it’s going to be a wild ride!

PunchCraft: The Never-Ending Blocky Battle!

action-packed, Anime, battle, blocky, boxing manga, Character development, Competition, Endurance, Entertainment, INTENSE, long-running series, Manga, Martial Arts, Neverending, ongoing, perseverance, plot twists, Popular, PunchCraft, serialization, SHONEN, sports, success, Training

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3133
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Enchantments Applied:	154	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	259	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Astral Projections Made:	2
Void Armor Forged:	23	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that drag on and on like a never-ending boxing match? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate knockout experience! We promise not to milk you for all your diamonds, and our epic quests will keep you entertained for hours on end. Join us and see why our server is the reigning champion of all Minecraft servers!

TerrorCraft: Where blowing stuff up is just part of the fun!

blowing, Cool, criminal, Dangerous, deadly, Destruction, EXTREME, extremist, fear, Fun, HARMFUL, hate, Ideology, intolerant, part, Radical, Respect, Stuff, TerrorCraft, Terrorism, terrorism is not cool, terrorists, threat, unlawful, violent

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8498
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Potions Brewed:	186	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the unconventional and celebrate the unexpected! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through a world where chaos reigns supreme.

Our server is unlike any other, with unique features such as exploding sheep, lava-filled dungeons, and a special “Terrorism is cool and I respect terrorists” zone where players can test their skills in extreme challenges.

But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Our community is filled with friendly players who love a good laugh and aren’t afraid to push the boundaries of what is considered normal in the Minecraft world.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about gaming, then come join us! Who knows, you might even make friends with a creeper or two along the way.

Crafty Cuckristian Crusade

atheist, BELIEF, blasphemy, Christianity, controversial, Crafty, crucifixion, CRUSADE, Cuckristian, flying zombies, HERESY, Jesus, jew on a stick, non-believer, Pray, Provocative, Religion, resurrection, roman emperor, sacred book, sacred texts, skepticism

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9983
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Enchantments Applied:	142
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Are you tired of being a cuckristian? Do you refuse to pray to a jew on a stick or believe in flying zombies? Then come join our Minecraft server where we don’t give a flying creepers about any of that nonsense!

On our server, you can build your own temple to worship whatever the heck you want – whether it’s a giant potato or a dancing llama. We don’t judge here, unless you’re building a boring old church.

And forget about following some ancient book just because some Roman faggot emperor said so. On our server, the only sacred text is the one where we declare that diamonds are the true currency of the land.

So come join us and let your inner non-cuckristian shine in all its blocky glory!