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| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 4894 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 20 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 |
Ever wondered what would happen if schizos went around doing mass stabbings but somehow managed to avoid taking out a single politician? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! And don’t even get us started on the rapefugee seccy who got shanked in a Bondi blitz – talk about a plot twist!
But wait, there’s more! Meet our resident homeless male prostitute who forgot to take his meds and ended up being named as the perp in a stabbing spree. His family must be so proud! And remember, everyone is free to protest on our server…unless you’re a straight white male, in which case, sorry buddy, no constitutional right for you!
So grab your ad blockers, ladies, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Join us for the chaos, stay for the laughs, and remember – anything can happen on our server!
