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Pee-ventures: Aim Challenge

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9206
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Animals Bred:	142
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

come join dis epic minecraft server where pigs fly and creepers dance to dubstep music. we got diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with cake and diamonds. if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs at ur enemies. our community is full of crazy players who build giant statues of themselves out of gold blocks. trust me, u dont wanna miss out on all the craziness happening on dis server. so what u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

PulsarPuzzleCraft

astronomers, astronomical mystery, astronomical signals, cosmic mystery, intermittent signal, mysterious signal, pulsar time scales, PulsarPuzzleCraft, pulsars, radio astronomy, radio signal, radio waves, space communication, Space discovery, space exploration, space mystery, space phenomenon, space signal, space signals, space technology, strange signal

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	108
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Endless Night Skies:	3

so like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server that’s outta this world? well, this server is literally from space, dude! like, astronomers are all scratching their heads tryna figure out this weird radio signal that’s comin’ from the server. they’re like, “yo, this signal is like from pulsars but it’s showin’ up every 54 minutes, bro!”

join this server and u can be a part of the mystery, man! maybe u’ll find aliens or some crazy space treasure. or maybe u’ll just build a sick space base and chill with ur homies. who knows, bro? the possibilities are endless on this wacky server from outer space. so come on, join us and let’s explore the unknown together! 🚀🌌👽

Squishcraft

Adventure, Community, crate keys, Creative, Custom Items, Customitems, Economy, Features, Free Ranks, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Mini Games, Minions, multiplayer, ONLINE, Other, Plugins, PvP, Server, Skyblock, Squishcraft, Survival

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4137
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Love Letters Sent:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Enchantments Applied:	76
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	17

Squishcraft is a skyblock server with tons of custom items, plugins, and features. Join today for free ranks and free crate keys.

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Minearchy – Where even creepers are trying to build a better society! 1.20.X

1.20.X, Active, Adventure, Bedwars, BUILD, Community, CREEPERS, dive in, favorites, Fun, Ip:, Join, KitPvP, Lands, Minearchy, OWNER, Players, prop hunt, see you in-game, Server, smp, society, Trailer, Website, welcome

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3471
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Lands of Minearchy Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features	SMP Minigames Trailer: Watch Here Website: Visit Here IP: play.minearchy.com or bedrock.minearchy.com (port: 19132)

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the SMP community?	Simply connect to the server using the provided IP address and start exploring!
What kind of minigames are available on the server?	We offer a variety of minigames including Prop Hunt, KitPvP, and upcoming Bedwars.
Is there a trailer for the server?	Yes, you can watch the trailer by following the provided link.
How can I stay updated with server news and events?	Visit our website for all the latest announcements and community updates.
Can I join the server on Bedrock Edition?	Yes, you can connect to bedrock.minearchy.com with the specified port.

E-Celeb Craze Minecraft Server

#youtube, CRAZE, CSM, drama alert, E-Celeb, eceleb, influencer, internet celebrity, internet culture, internet drama, internet entertainment, internet fame, internet personality, Internet Sensation, lol cow, meme, Minecraft, online celebrity, online drama, online entertainment, online video, Server, social media, viral

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4554
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Emeralds Found:	453	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for Part 2 of csm, where you can witness the hilarity of your favorite e-celebs turning into absolute lol cows! Watch as they build ridiculous structures, get into epic battles with mobs, and maybe even break out into spontaneous dance parties. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on this server! So come on, join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!

ZeroLagCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9070
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Enchantments Applied:	279
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a circus on steroids!

Join us and you’ll find yourself riding llamas into battle against an army of evil chickens, building roller coasters that launch you into the stratosphere, and participating in epic dance battles with creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

LifeSucksButNotOnOurMCServer

anger, anxiety, Challenges, depression, Despair, Difficulties, Disappointment, existential crisis, Frustration, Hardships, hate, Life, LifeSucksButNotOnOurMCServer, Negativity, Obstacles, Pain, regret, Sadness, serious, Struggles, Suffering

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2719
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Towns Built:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Tired of the real world bringing you down? Escape to our Minecraft server where you can build your dream world and forget about all your troubles! Join us and say goodbye to annoying bosses, traffic jams, and bad hair days. Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and endless diamonds? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and start living your best virtual life now!

StreetLootCraft

bizarre items, curious artifacts, odd street finds, Oddities, out of place, peculiar findings, peculiar items, peculiar sightings, quirky objects, random encounters, Rare Treasures, strange discoveries, strange objects, street finds, StreetLootCraft, surprising finds, uncommon treasures, unexpected discoveries, unique discoveries, UNUSUAL, unusual sightings

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8690
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Runes Activated:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Have you ever stumbled upon a unicorn riding a unicycle while juggling flaming swords on the street? No? Well, that’s just a typical day on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and wacky adventures. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next? So come on, don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the madness begin!

CraftyThieves: Blinken’s Bedrock Blunder

40 thieves, Ali Baba, arab world, bedrock, blinken, Blinken meeting, Blinkens, blunder, Conflict Resolution, CraftyThieves, Diplomacy, diplomacy breakdown, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic dispute, diplomatic incident, Emirati, Emirati-Palestinian relations, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East peace process, Palestinian, political tension, shouting match, us foreign policy

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8483
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Dimension Hops:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143

HEY YOU!! YEAH YOU!! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN ALI BABA AND THE 40 THIEVES WOULD WANNA BE A PART OF IT??

THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, THAT EVEN EMIRATI AND PALESTINIAN DUDES HAD A SHOUTING MATCH ABOUT IT DURING A BLINKEN MEETING!! LIKE, CAN YOU IMAGINE??

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH CAKE!!

JOIN US NOW AND BE A PART OF THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE!! TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!! 🎮🔥🍰

AgentBlock007

#undercover mission, action, AgentBlock007, aston martin, British, classic, Conspicuous, DB5, Espionage, famous character, film, gadget, iconic, james bond, luxury car, Movie, revolving number plates, secret agent, silver, Spy, Thriller

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4349
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

u want a minecraft server that is as crazy as james bond’s revolving number plates? well, look no further cuz this server is like driving a silver DB5 in the middle of a rainbow parade!

join us for the most epic adventures you can imagine, like riding llamas into battle against evil chickens or building a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano!

we have the friendliest community of players who are always down for a good laugh and some epic pranks. plus, our moderators are like secret agents, always watching out for any creepers trying to ruin the fun.

so come on, join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft server you’ll ever experience! who needs a silver DB5 when you can have this much fun?!