🔥schizoaffective Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky Death Wish

autism, Autistic children, bed bound, blocky, borderline, bullying, death, dissociation, High IQ, identity crisis, identity formation, mental health, OCD tendencies, psychological torture, schizoaffective, sibling abuse, suicidal thoughts, SUICIDE, suicide attempts, Trauma, treatment resistant depression

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	475
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your real-life problems? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape your troubles and dive into a world of endless possibilities.

Feeling like a sack of potatoes with bad posture? No problem! On our server, you can be whoever you want to be, even if it’s a floating block of cheese with impeccable posture.

Have OCD tendencies? Perfect! You can organize and reorganize your virtual world to your heart’s content without anyone judging you.

Are you on the autism spectrum with a high IQ? Well, you’ll fit right in here! Our server is filled with intelligent individuals who will appreciate your unique perspective.

And if you’re feeling a bit borderline and struggling with severe depression, don’t worry! Our server is a safe space where you can express yourself without fear of judgment.

So come join us and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if it’s just for a few hours of pure escapism.

Pokebig Minecraft SMP: Pokemon Fat and Expansion Thread – Wandering Snivy Couple Edition

art, couple, desuarchive, Drama, drawfriends, Edition, edits, Expansion, fat, greentexts, Lapras, library, Minecraft, OC, Pokebig, Pokegirl, pokemon, Requests, smp, snivy, Stories, Thread, TotT., Trash, wandering, writefriends

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5212
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Love Letters Sent:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take Pokemon to a whole new level of thiccness! Join us in our Lardy Lapras Edition, where we embrace the beauty of fat and inflated Pokemon and Pokegirls.

Are you tired of boring old regular-sized Pokemon? Come on over and bring your chunky Charizards, plump Pikachus, and voluptuous Vaporeons. Our server is a safe space for all your inflated fantasies.

Our drawfriends and writefriends are always ready to bring your wildest requests to life. Want to see a Snorlax doing yoga? We got you covered. How about a Jigglypuff on a diet? Not on our watch.

And don’t worry about drama here, we’re too busy admiring the roundness of our Pokemon to start any arguments. So come on in, join the fun, and let’s make Lapras even cuter (and chubbier) together!

Pixel Payouts Minecraft Server

addiction, AMERICANS, Based, compulsive behavior, counseling, financial loss, financial ruin, gambling, gambling addiction, impoverishing, intervention, mental health, millions, Minecraft, Payouts, PIXEL, problem gambling, Recovery, Recovery programs, Rehabilitation, Server, support groups, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4705
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	218
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Divine Spears Created:	30
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks are always stacked and the creepers are always ready to party! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Legend has it that if you bow down to the chicken statue three times, you’ll be blessed with infinite diamonds and a pet unicorn. Crazy, right?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond swords, enchanted armor, and more TNT than you can shake a stick at. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve been blown up by a flying pig riding a rocket.

And if you’re feeling a bit more chill, why not join one of our many community events? From build competitions to treasure hunts, there’s always something fun happening on our server. Plus, our resident redstone wizard is always cooking up crazy contraptions that will blow your mind (and maybe your house, too).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and become part of the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful community in the pixelated universe. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re always up to no good!

Hey, /sp/ Minecraft SMP

anger, athlete, bone headed move, boxing, Competition, controversy, criticism, debate, decision, Disappointment, Frustration, hey, Minecraft, Olympic boxer, olympic games, quit fighting, Quitting, reaction, smp, sports, sports news, Sportsmanship, unexpected

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8946
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Towns Built:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Magic Items Found:	3760	Star Shards Collected:	139
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	422

Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP where Olympic boxers are quitting their day jobs to become professional miners. That’s right, forget punching people in the face, now they’re punching trees and rocks instead!

But that’s not all, we’ve got a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathered tyranny? The choice is yours.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, gold, and enchanted gear waiting to be found. But beware, it’s guarded by a giant dancing panda who only speaks in riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Don’t miss out on the fun, because who knows what other absurdities await you on our server!

Crafty Gig – Modern Minecraft Server

Adventurer’s Trials: Metamorphosis, character builds, Crafty, Daily check-in rewards, Fischl, friendlist, genshin impact, gig, Maps, Minecraft, MODERN, Neuvillette, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Server, Shikanoin Heizou, Simulators, Third-Party Tools, Tome of the Eternal Flow, useful links, Version 5.3, vortex vanquisher, Wiki, Yaoyao, zhongli

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	259
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Star Shards Collected:	229
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and laughter.

Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance battles. Yes, you heard that right – dance battles! Our server is known for its wacky events and crazy shenanigans that will keep you on your toes (literally, because you might just end up dancing with a creeper).

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive character banners featuring Neuvillette, Zhongli, Yaoyao, Fischl, and even Shikanoin Heizou. And don’t even get us started on our weapon banners – Tome of the Eternal Flow (Catalyst) and Vortex Vanquisher (Polearm) are just waiting for you to wield them in battle.

Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Daily check-in rewards, redeemable codes with Primogems, and a community like no other await you. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!

All In On RLUSD Minecraft SMP

All In, Blockchain, Bullish, CONGRATS, cryptocurrency, decentralized, digital asset, Digital Currency, finance, financial market, investing, long-term investment., market analysis, Minecraft, rlusd, schizos, smp, stablecoin, ticker, Trading, virtual currency

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9037
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5720	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Love Letters Sent:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Are you tired of boring old stablecoins that just sit there being stable? Well, look no further than RLUSD! This stablecoin is so stable, it’ll make you question your own stability. Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of trading RLUSD while dodging creepers and building epic structures.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that RLUSD was created by a group of schizos who were tired of boring stablecoins and decided to create their own wacky version. Legend has it that they mined the RLUSD straight out of the Nether, using nothing but enchanted pickaxes and a whole lot of insanity.

So come join us on this wild ride and see for yourself why RLUSD is the craziest stablecoin in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might just become a schizo yourself!

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Bedwars, Cheats, Clans, classic, constant updates, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, friendly admins, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Minecraft, Naruto, No Lags, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Server, Skyblock, Survival, TNT Run, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2553
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Endless Night Skies:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

mr6.TexRich.ru

Nice in Person Minecraft Server

affable, agreeable, amiable, approachable, Charm, cordial, first impression, Friendly, genial, hospitable, Interaction, likable, Meeting, Minecraft, Nice, person, Personality, pleasant, Server, Social, Warm, Welcoming

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9891
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Falling into the Void:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

Join us if you want to experience a server where the chickens are actually trained ninjas and will attack you if you dare to look at them the wrong way. Our pigs have a secret underground society where they plot to overthrow the players and take over the server.

But wait, there’s more! Our sheep have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties, and our cows are actually undercover spies for a rival server trying to steal our precious diamonds.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Who knows, you might even meet a friendly creeper who just wants to give you a hug (and blow you up, but hey, it’s the thought that counts).

Out Shopping Minecraft SMP Son’s Christmas

anger, anger management, assault, BETRAYAL, christmas, christmas chaos, coping with stress, counterfeit Santas, Disappointment, driving home, Dysfunctional family, Family issues, Fatherhood, holiday stress, Infidelity, mailman, Minecraft, shopping, smp, Son, Sons, Toy, wife cheating

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7743
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8332
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Crops Grown:	4202
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

🎄Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to escape reality? Look no further! Join our server where anything goes, including getting assaulted by mailmen and battling counterfeit Santas! 🎅🏻 Plus, who needs a wife when you can build epic structures and explore new worlds with your virtual friends? And forget about your ungrateful son, he’ll be begging to join once he sees the crazy adventures you’ll be having on our server! So ditch the drama and join us for a Christmas you’ll never forget! 🎁 #ForgetChristmas #JoinUs

Newbie Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7171
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Endless Night Skies:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	629
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Dimension Hops:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit that even creepers want to join in on the fun! They’ve traded in their TNT for party hats and are ready to boogie down with you.

2. Our server has a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with skeletons, zombies, and even the occasional Enderman showing off their sick dance moves.

3. Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian with just one hit. Say goodbye to tedious obsidian mining forever!

4. Our server is so popular that even Notch himself logs on to play with us. He’s been known to challenge players to build battles and even gives out exclusive diamond armor to the winners.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright crazy adventures that Minecraft has to offer! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Green Light Anime Director Minecraft SMP

action, adaptation, animation, Anime, anime adaptation, capcom, Characters, Director, Fighting, games, green light, Green.., Light, Mangas, Martial Arts, Minecraft, new, Original Story, smp, Stories, street fighter, Studio, video games

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2826
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Alien Abductions:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear that only the chosen ones can access. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself guards the entrance, so good luck getting past him!

But that’s not all, oh no. We also have a quest system where you can embark on crazy adventures like hunting down the elusive pink sheep or rescuing villagers from zombie attacks. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can try your luck in the PvP arena where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples.

And don’t even get me started on our annual Ender Dragon race. The winner gets to ride the dragon around the server for a whole week, causing chaos and destruction wherever they go. It’s a once in a lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and become a legend in your own right. Just remember, diamonds are forever, but friendships forged in the fires of battle are even stronger.