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CrazyCraft Minecraft Server

afrocentrist, AI groups, battle of the sexes, brainrot, cognitive dissonance, conspiracy theories, coping mechanisms, covid, crazycraft, Dystopia, Homeless, INSANE, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, ONLINE, pandemic, reddit, satanic abortion, schizo rambling, Server, social media, trump

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5065
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Are you tired of dealing with all the crazies online? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that insanity behind. Our server is a haven of peace and tranquility, where the only madness you’ll encounter is trying to build a roller coaster that doesn’t glitch out.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special section dedicated to afrocentrist AI groups who are convinced they can mine for diamonds using only the power of their minds. And don’t even get us started on the satanic abortion reddits – they’ve built a whole underground city made entirely of obsidian.

So come join us on our server and leave the real world insanity behind. Who needs cognitive dissonance when you can have creeper explosions instead?

Crafty Caucasians: The Minecraft Server of Freedom

abolition, activism, Caucasians, CHANGE, civil rights, Crafty, Diversity, empowerment, equality, freedom, History, HUMAN RIGHTS, Impact, Justice, leadership, Legacy, Liberation, Minecraft, progress, racial justice, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Slavery, social justice, white males

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1549
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where white males ended slavery just so you could join us and have a blast! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our diamonds are so shiny, they blind other players with jealousy. – Creepers are actually friendly here and give you hugs instead of exploding. – Our ender dragon is a professional magician and will wow you with his disappearing act. – The villagers have a secret dance party every night and you’re invited to join in. – The nether is actually a tropical paradise with lava slides and magma hot tubs.

So come on and join us on this epic Minecraft adventure, where even the most ridiculous things can happen!

Crafty Commies: Where Russophobia is just another block to build with!

BIAS, BLOCK, BUILD, Commies, Crafty, culture, discrimination, Diversity, fear, History, ignorance, international relations, Misinformation, narrative, people, Politics, prejudice, Propaganda, russia, Russophobia, short-sighted, small-minded, Stereotypes, Xenophobia

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2299
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things Russian and laugh in the face of Russophobia!

Join us if you want to build a Matryoshka doll empire or ride a bear into battle against creepers. Our server is like a borscht buffet for your gaming soul.

Forget about the haters who think Russia is just vodka and fur hats. We know the real Russia – the one where Putin rides a unicorn and the babushkas have secret ninja skills.

So come on, join our server and let’s show those Russophobes what real fun looks like!

Kenji vs Sayu: The Epic Minecraft Battle

battle, BETRAYAL, Conflict, Confrontation, DECLARATION, Drama, emotions, Epic, indie, INTENSE, kenji, Minecraft, plot twist, relationships, Revenge, Rivalry, Sayu, Secrets, showdown, spicier, Tension, unexpected, War

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7150
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	806
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Holy Grails Found:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, get ready for a server that will make your indie drama dreams come true! Our server is so spicy, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us for epic battles between rival factions, where alliances are made and broken faster than you can say “diamond sword.” Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a real-life soap opera (minus the evil twins and long-lost siblings, of course).

But that’s not all! We also have custom plugins that will blow your mind. Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. How about turning all the mobs into dancing zombies? We got you covered. Our server is so wild, you’ll never want to log off.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience indie drama like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

9PM on a Wednesday Minecraft Madness

9pm, Ban, carrying teammates, Competitive Gaming, ELO ranking, Frustration, gaming culture, gaming etiquette, high ELO players, Lobby, madness, MATCHMAKING.., Minecraft, multiplayer, Online Community, online gaming, skill level, teamwork, tired from work, toxic behavior, Toxicity, Unwinding, video games, Wednesday

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6318
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	2182
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will test your skills and sanity?

Picture this: It’s 9PM on a Wednesday, you’re tired from work and just want to unwind with some video games. Well, too bad! Welcome to our server where you’re expected to carry 3 braided retards without opposable thumbs against a 4-man stack of high ELO players and their retarded friend they brought along. And if that’s not enough, we’ll ban you if you get too toxic, sweetie!

Join us and experience the cancer that is killing online video games. Are you up for the challenge?

Crafty NEETs Jailbreak

arrest, Crafty, danger, dissolute, Idle, IMMORAL, Jailbreak, lewd, Life, neets, VIOLATION, Welfare and Institutions Code

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1136
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Astral Projections Made:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Endless Night Skies:	3	Chimeras Created:	3

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where breaking the rules is not only encouraged, it’s practically mandatory!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of living on the edge, where every block you break could lead to a wild adventure or a run-in with the law.

Our server is so crazy that even the Welfare and Institutions Code can’t handle us. We’re like the rebels of the Minecraft world, causing chaos and mayhem wherever we go.

So if you’re tired of playing by the rules and want to unleash your inner anarchist, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might just end up leading an idle, dissolute, lewd, or immoral life – and having a blast while doing it!

Minecraft: Endwalker LOLs – /xivg/ General

Benchmark, Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test, crystal party finder, DAWNTRAIL, early access, endwalker, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration, Free Companies, general, Linkshells, lols, MEETUPS, Minecraft, orbonne monastery mine run., Promotional Site, PvP Series 5, release date, Resources, xivg

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9280
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Magic Items Found:	8344
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of boring servers with nothing exciting going on? Well, look no further because DAWNTRAIL is here to save the day!

Join us for early access on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Our release date is set for Tuesday, July 2, 2024, so mark your calendars!

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive in-game events like the Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration happening right now! Don’t miss out on the action, join us and be part of something truly special.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about our Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test until Patch 7.0? Travel to different regions and explore new lands like never before!

But the real fun begins with our PvP Series 5 event! Battle it out with other players and show off your skills in epic PvP battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

Looking for resources, free companies, or linkshells? We’ve got you covered with our handy guide at rentry.org/xivgresources6!

And if you’re feeling social, join us for meetups like the Crystal Party Finder at Orbonne Monastery MINE Run on April 21 at 6:00 PM EDT. It’s going to be a blast!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on DAWNTRAIL and get ready for the Minecraft experience of a lifetime. See you there!

TradeMemeCraft: Where You’ll Never Fall for the Trades Meme

Adulthood, advancement, career, Classes, education, electrician, Experience, Fall, Frustration, Future, graduating, learning, meme, Robots, Skills, state forces, Technology, trade school, TradeMemeCraft, TRADES, Workforce, Youll

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4315
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Star Shards Collected:	241	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Astral Projections Made:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Divine Spears Created:	27	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t fall for any trades meme! Our state-of-the-art server will FORCE you to take 4 years of trade school classes…but don’t worry, you’ll learn everything you need in just 2 years plus some experience. You’ll be “graduating” as an electrician at the ripe old age of 31…what the heck, robots?! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and mind-blowing challenges. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Blockheads R Us

Blockheads, Boys, Like.., look, look like this, this.., White, White boys

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4986
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Farms Harvested:	199	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Endless Night Skies:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the white boys look like they just stepped out of a fashion magazine! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamonds raining from the sky, creeper flash mobs, and zombie dance parties.

Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself can’t resist joining in on the fun. Rumor has it that if you find the secret enchanted golden apple hidden deep within our world, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a ender dragon and shoot rainbows out of your fingertips.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your diamond sword ready for anything.

Creepin’ and Craftin’ – Where even the mobs are asking for it

Boundaries, Buy, consent, consumerism, CRAFTIN, Crash 4, Creature, CREEPIN, Deals, Decision making, digital content, DISCOUNTS, Entertainment, Ethics, Gaming, impulse buying, mobs, morality, regret, sale, temptation, video games, violate

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7152
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	304	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Dimension Hops:	3

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can violat… I mean, interact with all sorts of creatures in the game! Why waste your time debating about buying Crash 4 when you can join our server and have a blast like never before?

Join us now and embark on a wild adventure filled with insane quests, ridiculous challenges, and unbelievable creatures to interact with. Who needs Crash 4 when you can have the time of your life on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join our legendary Minecraft community where the fun never stops and the possibilities are endless. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Banter: Where Minecraft meets questionable societal commentary

American society, banter, Blacks, blocky, civil rights, commentary, discrimination, economic disparities, economic oppression, financial burden, INEQUALITY, marginalized communities, meets, Minecraft, minority groups, POVERTY, Questionable, race relations, racial inequality, racial profiling, racial stereotypes, Social Issues, social justice, Societal, socioeconomic status, systemic racism, wealth gap

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4083
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Emeralds Found:	2206
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape from the real world and dive into a world of creativity and fun!

Join us and discover why our server is the ULTIMATE place to build, explore, and make new friends.

Need a break from the daily grind? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your imagination run wild.

Ever wondered what it would be like to ride a unicorn through a rainbow while battling a dragon? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the WILDEST adventures in Minecraft!