Schizo General Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SMP Minecraft Schizo General #2364

Anti-FUD, bearableguy123, bifrost, binance, Bitrue, Brad Garlinghouse, COINBASE, Crossmark, D’CENT., FUD Bingo, Gem Wallet, general, JoelKatz, Kraken, kucoin, Ledger, Market Cap, Minecraft, Mr. Pool archives, Paper Wallet, ripple, ROBİNHOOD, Schizo, Schizo General, Schizo Ramblings, smp, SMQKEDQG, uphold, WietseWind, Xaman, xrp, XRP Richlist, XRPL, xsg

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3151
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Gods Slained:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous SMP you’ll ever join!

Join us if you want to mine diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig, battle dragons with nothing but a carrot, and build a castle made entirely out of TNT (because why not?).

Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music. Plus, our lore is so intricate and mysterious, it’ll make your head spin faster than a spinning Enderman.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Minecraft SMP: XRP Schizo General #2301

bearableguy123, binance, Bingo, Bitrue, CasinoCoin, COINBASE, COLD STORAGE, discussion, ecosystem, Explorer, fud, general, Guide, hot storage, Lore, Market Cap, Minecraft, Mr. Pool archives, Paper Wallet, Ramblings, richlist, Schizo, Schizo General, smp, song, tutorial, update, uphold, wallet, xrp, XRPL

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1954
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Buildings Constructed:	39
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Zombie Dances:	6

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for the CasinoCoin ecosystem update discussion edition, where we talk about everything from XRP to Gay Songs (yes, you read that right).

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a tutorial for newfags that will have you mining diamonds like a pro in no time. Plus, we have a rich list that will make you feel like a Minecraft billionaire.

But that’s not all! We have lore that will rival the most epic fantasy novels, with characters like bearableguy123 and Mr. Pool archives. And if you’re feeling a bit schizo, don’t worry – we have ramblings that will make you question reality itself.

So come on, grab your Xaman wallet and join us on this wild ride through the world of Minecraft and XRP. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find the mythical Market Cap hidden somewhere in our server. See you there!

CraftyBagel’s LOLz Server – Where Blue Archives and General Shenanigans Collide! #5097

4koma, Ako, archives, Banners, Binah, Blue, Circles, clubs, collide, Commissions, CraftyBagels, Events, Friends, general, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Ichika, Iori, Joint Firing Drill, kasumi, Limit Break Assault, lolz, main story, Manga, Normals, PVs, Resources, SCHALE Settlement Task, Server, Shenanigans, Shibasaki Ramen, shorts, Side Content, Total Assault, Trip-Trap-Train, Updates

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6928
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Ores Mined:	3336
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your creativity (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Join now for a chance to build the most epic castle, mine the rarest diamonds, and maybe even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension filled with dancing llamas (trust us, it happened once).

Our server is so lit, even the creepers are throwing a party in your honor. With events like “SCHALE Settlement Task with General Student Council” and “Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission,” you’ll never run out of quests to conquer. And don’t even get us started on the Grand Assault against Gregorius (Indoors) – rumor has it he’s guarding a treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and diamond swords.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to the Total Assault against Binah (Urban) – where the stakes are high and the rewards are even higher. Plus, with 2x Normals, Hards, and Commissions happening all the time, you’ll level up faster than you can say “creeper, oh man.”

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the entire blocky universe. See you in the game!

Lost in Blocks

blocks, childhood friend, confusion, disbelief, emotional turmoil, feeling trapped, female, Friendship Dynamics, living together, living with family, long-term friendship, Lost, lost years, questioning reality, searching for answers, seeking advice, seeking clarity, strange circumstances, surreal, uncertain future, unexpected living arrangement, unexplained situation

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3345
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Ores Mined:	7666
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Emeralds Found:	3798	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the impossible becomes possible! Join us and experience a world where you can live with your childhood friend for 10 years without aging a day – it’s like a real-life Peter Pan situation, but with creepers and zombies instead of pirates and fairies.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also live with your friend’s family for 2 years without anyone questioning how that’s even possible. It’s like a never-ending sleepover, but with more blocky buildings and less parental supervision.

So come on, join us and see just how cooked you can get in this wacky, wild world of Minecraft. Who needs logic when you have unlimited possibilities and endless adventures waiting for you? Let’s get crafting!

LegsForDays Minecraft Server: Where even the creepers can’t resist asking for fashion advice!

#workout, advice, ask me anything, athletic wear, body positivity, Confidence, CREEPERS, cycling, cycling gear, Exercise, fashion, FITNESS, Legs, LegsForDays, Minecraft, Q&A, Resist, self love, self-care, Server, showing off, smooth legs, Sportswear, Style, women’s cycling shorts

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9610
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Emeralds Found:	6665
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Mines Excavated:	2862	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage players to show off their smooth legs in women’s cycling shorts! Why? Because nothing says “I’m ready to conquer this virtual world” like a pair of sleek, aerodynamic shorts.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and of course, plenty of laughs. Our community is filled with hilarious characters who are always up for a good time. Need a break from mining and crafting? Just ask one of our players about their favorite brand of chafing cream – trust us, the answers will have you in stitches.

So why wait? Come join us on our server and let’s see who can build the most outrageous monument to smooth legs in women’s cycling shorts. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft fashion icon!

KawaiiCraft: Where VTubers Rule & Little Girls Reign Supreme

5th grade, 6th grade, Amakami Konomi, Characters, elementary school, elementary school students, Favorite, gen 0 member, Girls, Houshou Marine, illustrator, KawaiiCraft, Little Girls, Million Production, Popular, Readers, Reign, rule, shoujo manga, SUPREME, survey, upper grades, Usada Pekora, virtual personalities, Vtubers

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8244
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Star Shards Collected:	220	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server out there! Join now for a chance to play alongside the legendary Usada Pekora, who will guide you through the world of Minecraft with her bunny powers.

But that’s not all! You’ll also get to hang out with the one and only Amakami Konomi, a pro illustrator and member of Million Production gen 0. She’ll teach you how to build the most epic structures and unleash your creativity like never before.

And let’s not forget about Houshou Marine, the queen of the high seas! She’ll lead you on epic underwater adventures and show you the hidden treasures of the ocean.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride full of laughter, excitement, and endless possibilities! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty McCraftface: The Adventures of ‘Rance’

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3830
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Void Armor Forged:	26	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Gods Slained:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we’re eating good, Rancebros! Why settle for virtual food when you can feast like kings in our virtual world?

Join our server and experience the thrill of hunting down rare and exotic food items, from golden apples to enchanted pork chops. Our chefs are top-notch and will whip up delicious meals that will have you coming back for more.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground food fight club where players can battle it out with pies, cakes, and even rotten flesh. It’s messy, it’s chaotic, and it’s absolutely hilarious.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready to indulge in the most outrageous food adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Remember, on our server, we’re eating good, Rancebros!

Crafting Chaos: Where even Ukraine’s mobilized soldiers find time to play Minecraft!

Armed Forces, Army, breaking news, Chaos, Conflict, conscription, Crafting, defense forces, Draft, eastern europe, Find, international relations, Military Action, military draft, military service, Minecraft, mobilization bill, mobilized, national defense, Play, political tension, soldiers, Time, total mobilization, Ukraine, Ukraines, Ukrainian government, Ukrainian military, War

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7440
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Tired of getting drafted in real life? Join our Minecraft server and avoid the chaos of war! Build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the virtual world instead. Plus, our server has a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any potential drafters trying to find you. Join now and say goodbye to real-life wars, hello to Minecraft battles!

Blocky Blue Balls: Where Creepers Explode and Players Impload

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3318
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	193	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Potions Brewed:	76	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of going two whole weeks without any action? Feeling like you’re about to lose your mind? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about that again! Join us and experience a world where you can get all the virtual lovin’ you desire without any judgment. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a pixelated paradise of passion? Don’t end it all, join us instead and let the blocky love flow!

Granny’s Naughty Minecraft Adventures

Adventures, coworker, forbidden desires, forbidden love, friends mom, Grannys, Hookups, Infidelity, lustful experiences, mature lovers, mature women, Minecraft, Naughty, naughty encounters, Old sluts, Older Women, promiscuity, scandalous affairs, secret affairs, seduction, sexual adventures, sexual encounters, Stories, taboo relationships

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5860
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you want to spice things up with some scandalous stories? Look no further! Join our server and share your wildest tales of old sluts you’ve allegedly hooked up with – whether it’s your coworker, your friend’s mom, or anyone else! Let the drama unfold as you build, mine, and craft your way through our world of outrageous adventures. Who knows, you might even uncover some juicy secrets along the way! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft scandalous again!

VietnamCraft: Where Creepers fear the mighty pho and players battle with banh mi swords!

Asia, banh, Banh Mi, battle, Beautiful landscapes, CREEPERS, culture, entire planet, fear, greatest country, Halong Bay, Hanoi, hidden gems, History, Ho Chi Minh City, Mekong Delta, Mighty, pho.., Players, Southeast Asia, Swords, tourism, traditional festivals, travel, Vietnam, VietnamCraft, Vietnamese cuisine, War Remnants Museum

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9608
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Divine Spears Created:	17	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we recreate the epic landscapes of Vietnam in blocky perfection! Join us for a wild ride through rice paddies, lush jungles, and bustling cities – all without the risk of stepping on a landmine!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – rumor has it that hidden deep within our virtual Vietnam is a secret underground tunnel network filled with rare loot and treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary pho restaurant run by a group of friendly villagers who serve up the most delicious virtual noodles you’ve ever tasted. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of our resident Minecraft version of Ho Chi Minh himself, wandering the streets and spreading pixelated wisdom to all who cross his path.

So come on down to our server and experience the wonders of virtual Vietnam for yourself. Who needs to travel the world when you can explore it all from the comfort of your own computer screen? Join us today and let the adventures begin!

Watame’s Wooly World – Baa-rilliant Minecraft Madness!

anime boston, Baarilliant, cover songs, hololive, Hololive 5th Fes, Hololive Academy, Hololive collaboration, Hololive community, Hololive events, Hololive idols, Hololive Meet, Hololive merchandise, Hololive news, Hololive voice packs, Hop Step Sheep, King Of The Sheep, madness, Minecraft, Music, original songs, Polaris Chord, Tsunomaki Watame, Vtuber, Watames, Wooly, world

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5688
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Void Armor Forged:	18
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Potions Brewed:	134	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5408

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by Mayor Tsunomaki Watame herself! That’s right, the sheep queen is in charge and she’s bringing all the fun to your Minecraft experience.

Join our server for a chance to participate in epic events like the opening ceremony of SUPER EXPO 2024, where Watame will perform her latest hit, ‘Can You Do The The Hololive’. And don’t miss out on the Capture The Moment Stage 1, where Watame will rock out with Mori and conduct the ceremony with Azki and Roboco.

But that’s not all! Watame will be appearing as a guest at the 超超超超ゲーマーズ event, where she’ll show off her new gyaru-inspired outfit and announce her ambition to become the King Of The Sheep. Plus, she’ll be releasing new songs and covers for you to enjoy while you build and explore in the Minecraft world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest, most sheep-tastic Minecraft experience you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it.