AssadFam Minecraft Server

authoritarian regime, Bashar Assad, family ties, airport security, AssadFam

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? like, you gotta join cuz we got all the craziness happening, like, did you hear about the relatives of Bashar Assad getting arrested trying to fly out of Lebanon? like, that’s some next level drama right there, bro.

join our server and you’ll be part of all the wild adventures and unexpected twists that happen every day. like, who knows what’s gonna happen next? maybe a herd of llamas will take over spawn, or maybe a giant chicken will start a dance party in the village square.

you gotta join now and be part of the madness, cuz this server is where it’s at, man. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have free cake every Tuesday. like, who doesn’t love free cake, right? so come on, join now and let the insanity begin!

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SpyTankerCraft

finland, naval vessel, Espionage, #covert operations, SpyTankerCraft

so, like, this server is, like, the craziest, most epic place to play minecraft, you gotta join because, get this, we have a russia-linked cable-cutting tanker that got seized by finland and it was, like, loaded with spying equipment, can you even believe it? like, imagine all the sneaky stuff you could do with that equipment in minecraft, it’s gonna be wild, man. so come join us and be a part of this insane adventure, you won’t regret it, trust me.

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Brainwave Battle Royale

research, inflexible thinking, battle, mental illness, schizophrenia

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, WE GOT BRAIN ACTIVITY LIKE PEOPLE WITH SCHIZOPHRENIA! U CAN SHOW DISTINCT THINKING WHEN FACED WITH CONFLICTING INFO, JUST LIKE A REAL SCIENTIST! WE EVEN GOT A BIOMARKER TO TELL IF U STRUGGLIN WITH INFLEXIBLE THINKING, HOW COOL IS DAT? COME JOIN US AND LET’S GET WACKY IN DA MINECRAFT WORLD TOGETHER, U WON’T REGRET IT!

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Surviville

Brand new survival server released 26/12/2024 Just starting season 1!

Features	Quests with NPC interaction Player-run community Player shops mcMMO integration Custom items

This is a brand new SMP that just released and focuses highly on quests, a custom world with NPC’s to interact with to gain quests with generous rewards, a mostly player ran community, most things such as Diamonds can be sold (at a lowish price) but not bought, encouraging the creation of player shops, items like Elytras however can be bought for an extremely high price but not sold, once again encouraging player to player sales.

This server features mcMMO, and a wide range of custom item from halos for your cosmetic purposes to swords and gear for your PvE or PvP needs!

You can come here and build your own community, hang out or do your own thing, the choice is yours!

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Question	Answer
Can I join the server?	Yes, anyone can join the server!
Are there quests on the server?	Yes, there are quests with NPC interaction for players to complete.
Can players create their own shops?	Yes, players are encouraged to create their own shops for selling items.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, players can engage in PvP for their PvE or PvP needs.
Are there any custom items on the server?	Yes, the server features a wide range of custom items for players to use.

Mystic Dragon Realms 1.20.1

Dragon Ball video game, Realms, Cell, Krillin, DAIMA

Yo, bro, listen up! You gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously dude. It’s like a whole new dimension, but in Minecraft. Imagine unicorns flying around shooting rainbow lasers, that’s what this server is like, bro.

We got dragons that breathe fire and turn everything into gold. I know, right? It’s like a freaking fairy tale on steroids.

And get this, there’s a secret underground city filled with talking mushrooms. Yeah, you heard me right, talking mushrooms, bro. They give you quests and stuff, it’s wild.

Oh, and did I mention the disco party every Friday night? Yeah, we got a whole club in Minecraft, complete with DJs and pixelated disco balls. It’s lit, fam.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server and let your mind be blown, bro. It’s like reality, but on crack.

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P I G S K I N G O R E T H R E A D Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, Bloody, Disturbing, Participation, Open

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take pigskin gore to a whole new level! Join us for a chance to show off your white pigskin gore collection and compete for the title of the ultimate pigskin gore master!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the pigskin gore in our world is actually magical and can give you special powers if you collect enough of it. Who knows, maybe you’ll be able to fly or shoot fireballs out of your hands!

So come on, join us and let’s get gory together in the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

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JoyfulBlock Minecraft SMP

unending joy, joyous moments, little things, Happiness, small pleasures

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like a magical land of rainbows and unicorns, but with creepers and zombies. You gotta join because we have a secret underground club where we only wear diamond armor and ride pigs into battle. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can turn dirt blocks into diamonds just by sneezing. It’s wild, man.

But wait, there’s more. We have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. And every full moon, we all gather around a giant campfire and tell ghost stories about Herobrine. It’s so spooky, you’ll need to bring extra pants just in case you pee yourself.

So, if you want to experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP server of all time, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and maybe lose a few brain cells along the way. But hey, who needs those anyway? Join now and let the chaos begin!

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WorkplaceWoesCraft

social justice, Harassment, anger, mistreatment, Workplace

Are you tired of the same old boring office job that turned you into a corporate zombie? Well, join our Minecraft server and let your inner rebel out! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and insane challenges that will make you forget all about your soul-sucking job.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of evil llamas start attacking you with their laser eyes! Or how about riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? The possibilities are endless on our server.

So if you’re ready to break free from the chains of the corporate world and embark on a wild and hilarious journey, join our Minecraft server now! Who needs a paycheck when you can have this much fun?

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CraftyCrashLand Minecraft Server

bird strike, flight investigation, air disaster, Aviation, CraftyCrashLand

so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna escape the real world and dive into a whole new universe where u can build stuff and mine for diamonds? well, this server is the place to be, my dudes! we got crazier adventures than an Azerbaijan Airlines plane crash in Kazakhstan, i’m tellin’ ya!

our server is so lit that even Russia is like, “whoa, that’s some next level stuff!” and they ain’t wrong, fam. we got experts sayin’ that this server is the bomb dot com, and it’s not just cuz of some lame bird strike, nah mean?

join us now and experience the wildest ride of your life! build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even find some hidden treasures along the way. trust me, once u join this server, u ain’t never gonna wanna leave. so what u waitin’ for? come on over and let’s get this party started!

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BirdFluCraft

US, bird-to-human transmission, viral evolution, genetic sequencing, Infectious Disease

come join our epic minecraft server where the only virus you’ll catch is the fun bug! we’ve got mutated birds flying around causing chaos and the CDC is too busy trying to survive to stop us! first person to get infected gets a free diamond sword, because why not? come join the madness and see if you can survive the bird flu apocalypse!

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Schemmels

Surviville

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