Scheme MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

EnergeticMommaCraft

family conflict, Obsession, bio-computers, scheme, BELIEF

Yo, join our Minecraft server and experience the most mind-blowing energy healing program ever! Our server is like a bio-computer that can be fixed through human wifi with binary code.

We have a group of players who have mastered the art of telepathy and can cure any ailment, even cancer! Imagine logging on to our server and instantly feeling better, all thanks to our magical healing powers.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be cured by our amazing mentor, who is basically a wizard in the world of Minecraft. And hey, if you’re not cured yet, just blame it on your mom for not joining our server sooner.

So come on, join us and let the power of Minecraft healing change your life forever! Who needs doctors when you have us, right?

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ScamCraft SMP: Unknowingly Epic

scheme, Trickery, con artist, fraudulence, Deceit

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win a lifetime supply of diamond blocks. That’s right, DIAMOND BLOCKS. Just imagine all the diamond pickaxes you could make with that loot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who are plotting to take over the world. But hey, who wouldn’t want to be a part of that epic adventure?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell your grandkids, right?

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ScamCraft: Still Falling!

Manipulation, phishing, hoax, Cheat, rip off

Are you tired of falling for scams in the real world? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server and fall for our virtual scams instead! Our players are so gullible, they’ll believe anything you tell them. Want to sell them a block of dirt for a diamond? Done. Convince them that you’re actually a Minecraft wizard who can summon dragons? Easy peasy. Join our server and become the ultimate scammer, because who needs real-world consequences when you can just respawn and try again?

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Gross Negligence Minecraft Server

scheme, establishment, family, negligence, death

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even in death you can leave your family with a fat stack of diamonds! Join us and embark on a wild adventure to make an establishment look at fault for your demise. Whether you fall into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper, rest assured your family will be rolling in virtual riches thanks to our outrageous wrongful death suits! So come on, join us and let’s make some establishments pay for your untimely demise in the most hilarious ways possible!

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Heist Masters Minecraft Server

strategy, mastermind, scheme, teamwork, Server

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready for the heist of a lifetime? Our server is the perfect place to assemble your dream team and pull off the ultimate robbery in the virtual world.

Picture this: we’ve got hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and rare loot just waiting to be plundered. But beware, the server is guarded by a fierce dragon who will stop at nothing to protect its precious hoard.

Join us and embark on a thrilling adventure filled with danger, excitement, and plenty of laughs along the way. Who knows, you might just walk away with enough riches to make even the most seasoned pirate jealous. So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, gather your crew, and let’s make history on the high seas of Minecraft!

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Her Plan Minecraft SMP

Plot, worry, orchestration, Conspiracy, Clever

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world full of craziness. Creepers riding pigs, villagers throwing parties, and even a chicken who could speak in rhymes. But that’s not all – there’s a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server!

But don’t worry, it’s all part of Her plan. Who is Her, you ask? Well, no one really knows, but some say she’s a mystical being who controls the very fabric of our Minecraft world. Join us and unravel the mysteries of Her plan, or just have a good laugh at the absurdity of it all.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild adventure. Just remember, it’s all part of Her plan.

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The Most Successful Ponzi Scheme In History Minecraft SMP

wealth, Corruption, Minecraft, ponzi scheme, Deception

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – the King of the server is actually a llama in a crown! That’s right, a llama with royal blood running through its fluffy fur. And rumor has it, if you can defeat the llama King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter. From flying pigs to rainbow sheep, you’ll never know what kind of wacky wildlife you’ll stumble upon next. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds to those who can solve its riddles.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). All hail the King – and may the llamas be ever in your favor!

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Storm Minecraft SMP Plan

scheme, Plan, election, power grab, strategy

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more chaotic than our builds are our conspiracy theories! Join us as we uncover the truth behind the mysterious storm that hit our server – spoiler alert, it was totally created by players trying to rig the 2024 election in Minecraft!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their woolly reign of terror? The choice is yours!

Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? Yeah, we like to keep things interesting around here. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and bizarre, come join us and see what other wacky adventures await!

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TaxAvoidCraft

landlords bills, forum, property tax, Tax, tax scheme

OMG u guys, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server!! it’s like, so lit, u won’t even believe it!!! like, imagine if u were a landlord in the UK and u got hit with a six-figure bill cuz u used some shady tax scheme, like whaaaat??! but on dis server, u can avoid all dat drama and just build ur own virtual empire without worrying about pesky taxes or bills or any of dat boring stuff!! trust me, it’s gonna be LIT AF, u won’t regret it!!! plus, we got like, a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and stuff, it’s wild!!! so come join us and let’s build some crazy sh*t together, it’s gonna be EPIC!!! 🤪🤪🤪

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CheaterCraft Minecraft Server

Server, Program, Minecraft, CheaterCraft, nursing program

Looking for a Minecraft server that will test your skills and make you think on your feet? Look no further than our server, where we make sure you’re prepared for any challenge that comes your way!

Join our server and experience the thrill of troubleshooting in real-time, just like the OP did with their friend’s TEAS test. Can you figure out the solution before time runs out and you have to leave to pick up your kids? Only the most skilled players will prevail!

But that’s not all – we also offer study materials for our server, so you can prepare for any task that comes your way. And if you need a break from studying, you can always recruit a friend or cousin to help you out, just like the OP’s friend did.

So if you’re looking for a server that will test your problem-solving skills, make you think on your feet, and maybe even help you pass a test or two, then join us today! Just remember, don’t forget to study for at least six weeks before you log on – you never know what challenges await you.

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