| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 2326 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
| Dimension Hops: | 15 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 6779 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Runes Activated: | 5 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 13 |
Imagine a world where your siblings ditch you in your time of need, just like that one sister who couldn’t make it to their own mom’s funeral. But don’t worry, we won’t ditch you like she did!
Experience the thrill of setting up funeral arrangements and obituaries, all while dealing with siblings who can’t be bothered to show up. And hey, if you need a break from all the family drama, just hop on over to our server and build some epic structures instead.
So why join our Minecraft server? Because at least here, you won’t have to deal with emo cover bands and concert drama. Plus, we promise not to storm out of any burials or funerals – unless it’s to grab some snacks for our gaming marathon. Join now for a dysfunctional family experience like no other!
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 4000 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
| Dimension Hops: | 11 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 9630 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 241 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 5 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 5644 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 5939 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 121 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
we got dem servers runnin’ so fast, it’s like lightning strikin’ twice in the same spot. u won’t believe ur eyes when u see how efficient we are at makin’ dem models eco-friendly. join us now and be a part of somethin’ truly outta this world. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 1833 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 29 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
| Votes: | 8017 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 246 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player decided to skip their sister’s wedding because it fell on a “maybe” weekend for them. Little did they know, their family would unleash a storm of guilt trips and accusations, making them question their every move. But fear not, on our server, you can skip weddings without any consequences! Plus, we have dragons. Yes, you heard that right. DRAGONS.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than your family’s drama, join us now! Who needs a wedding when you can slay dragons and build epic castles with your virtual friends? Let the adventure begin!
| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 2736 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 3169 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 27 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 46 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 7 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Crops Grown: | 8825 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
imagine the chaos of trying to plan events or keep track of birthdays when time is just a big ol’ mess. but hey, who needs order when u can have fun? join now and experience the wackiness of our time-bending server. who knows, maybe u’ll even forget what year it is!
| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 8474 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 203018 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 227 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time the technician showed up with questionable tattoos. But don’t worry, our server is a tattoo-free zone (unless you count the pixel art tattoos on our characters).
So why join our server? Well, where else can you experience the thrill of waiting for repairs that never quite work out, all while questioning your technician’s life choices? It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds instead of drama.
Come join us and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the AC repair community). Just be prepared for some unexpected surprises along the way.
| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 6539 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Votes: | 1033 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 7987 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 36 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 | Herobrine Sightings: | 8 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that roams the land dropping diamonds wherever it goes. Rumor has it that if you befriend the Diamond Pig, it will grant you three wishes – unlimited diamonds, enchanted gear, you name it!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also guarded by the fearsome Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to it. Join our SMP and challenge the Ender Chicken for a chance to claim its legendary loot and become the ultimate Minecraft master.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most hilarious, outrageous, and downright insane Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 2463 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 0 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 6 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 45 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 548 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 37 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 22 |
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| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 9905 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 20 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
? Welcome to the Cristalix server – your unique path to the world of exciting adventures in Minecraft! ?
The Cristalix server is not just a game world, it is a whole universe of possibilities! Start our exciting adventure at: start.playmc.su, and plunge into the unique atmosphere of a variety of mini-games, anarchy and more!
? **Maximum Mini-Game Variety:**
You will never be bored on the Cristalix server! We have the most diverse collection of mini-games to suit all your gaming tastes. From exciting PvP battles to mind-blowing adventures, we have it all! And this is just the beginning…
? **Anarchy for real Winners:**
Do you want complete freedom and no rules? Welcome to the world of anarchy on the Cristalix server! Here you decide how to play: build your own unique world, fight for resources, or simply enjoy freedom without restrictions. This is your world, your rules!
? **Demaster in Your World:**
On the Cristalix server you will have a unique opportunity to meet the popular YouTuber – Demaster! Fight alongside him, take part in his epic adventures, and maybe be the star of his next video. Your adventure is just beginning!
? **Lots of Interesting Things:**
There is always something new on the Cristalix server! Follow the updates, take part in events, compete for prizes and make new friends. We have no room for routine – only fun and adventure!
Don’t miss your chance to plunge into the world of Cristalix! Join us at start.playmc.su and become part of an amazing community where your adventures are just beginning! ??
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| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 9433 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 85 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 10 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 30 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
RFK and Trump are going at it like two rival villagers fighting over the last block of diamond ore. RFK is calling Trump a terrible President, claiming he hired the swamp instead of draining it, and even going as far as calling him a threat to democracy. But Trump isn’t backing down, calling RFK the dumbest Kennedy and a radical leftist.
But fear not, dear players, for all of this drama is quickly forgotten by our peanut gallery of players with memories shorter than a goldfish. So come join us on our server and witness the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become a character in our wild and wacky Minecraft soap opera!
| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 3326 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 25 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
| Emeralds Found: | 4384 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
Join us for a chance to witness the most epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Our community is so wild, we once had a player build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tamed a creeper and rode it into battle like a majestic steed.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server that will make your eyes pop out of your head with its stunning graphics and make you laugh until you cry with its outrageous shenanigans. Come join us and experience the madness for yourself!
| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 2466 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 |
| Animals Bred: | 21 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 17 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Towns Built: | 3 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Join us for epic quests and battles that will make you feel like you’re in the middle of a Fire Emblem game. Our server is so fire, it’ll make you want to shout “Critical hit!” every time you take down a zombie.
Not convinced yet? Well, we have a secret emulation guide that will let you play Fire Emblem games within Minecraft. That’s right, you can play a game within a game! It’s like Inception, but with more swords and magic.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the hero of your own Minecraft Fire Emblem adventure! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 3482 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 11 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your diamonds will be shinier, and creepers will start doing the Macarena instead of blowing up your house. Trust me, it’s a game-changer.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of trading cards, political affiliations, and nonsensical Minecraft shenanigans. Who knows, you might even become the mayor of Alberta one day. Just kidding, that’s not a thing. Or is it? Join now to find out!
| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 1934 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 12 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
On our server, you’ll find a community of players who are just as determined as you to make their dreams come true. We don’t just care about you, we care about you enough to drag you out of bed (virtually, of course) and help you build the life you’ve always wanted. With us, you’ll never feel alone or unimportant – because here, YOU are the star of the show.
So why wait for someone else to care about you when you can join our server and care about yourself in the most epic way possible? Don’t let life pass you by – grab your pickaxe and start mining for your dreams today!
| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 8584 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 12 | Votes: | 8058 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 30 | New Chunks Explored: | 948943 |
Picture this: a group of players dressed as dragon girls, rebelling against the Halloween of 108! Fight epic battles, summon mythical creatures, and embark on quests that will leave you in stitches. And that’s not all – we have a water margin where you can sail the high seas and battle sea monsters like never before.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the Great Void Sea Battle is just another day in the life of our players. Join us for the most outrageous events and campaigns that will keep you on your toes and laughing all day long.
So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might just become the next legendary dragon girl of the water margin.
| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 9469 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Magic Items Found: | 7343 |
| Potions Brewed: | 171 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Cuckoo Clock Tower, where every hour on the hour, a giant cuckoo bird pops out and showers players with rare loot and enchanted items. And if you manage to collect all the pieces of the elusive Cuckoo Armor set, you will become invincible and feared by all who dare to challenge you.
So come join us on the Biggest Cuck in Fiction Minecraft server, where every corner is filled with surprises, challenges, and plenty of cuckoo fun!
