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BoysTripMC Server

aita, annual trip, Board Gaming, BoysTripMC, cabin rental, closing date, curtain hanging, guy friends, guys trip, important trip, internet installation, leaving her hanging, middle of the trip, mirror hanging, moving company, new home construction, scheduled closing, Server, TV hanging, unreasonable request, wife’s anger

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6034
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Secret Passages Found:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of guy time! Just like this dude who is risking his marriage for a board game trip, we know how vital it is to have some bro time in the virtual world.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your dream home, just like this guy and his wife! Who needs a moving company when you have the power of blocks and creativity at your fingertips?

Don’t worry about leaving your wife hanging, we’ve got plenty of players who will help her move in while you’re off on your adventures. Plus, who needs curtains and TVs when you can have epic battles and build insane structures in Minecraft?

So come join us and escape the real world drama for some good old-fashioned fun. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some new friends to join you on your next board game trip!

TitaniumHeartCraft

Artificial Heart, Cardiology, first time, health, Healthcare, Heart Transplant, Human Patient, Implant, innovation, Maglev-Powered, medical advancement, medical breakthrough, medical news, medical science, patient care, Surgeons, surgery, surgical procedure, Technology, Titanium Heart, TitaniumHeartCraft

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4755
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got surgeons implanting maglev-powered titanium hearts in human patients for the first time!!! like wut even is that??? imagine having a heart that can levitate and power itself, u would be invincible in pvp battles!!! plus, our server has custom mobs like flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and giant chickens that drop diamonds when u defeat them. join now and experience the most insane adventures in minecraft history!!!

KoKLand | Minecraft server Minecraft server

activities, Community, Friends, KoKLand, Minecraft, responsive administration, Server, Survival, visit us

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7368
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Void Gems Collected:	28
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50	Mines Excavated:	3551

Want to survive in minecraft with friends? This server is the best place for it!

Responsive administrationGood communityThere is always something to do

Come visit us!

n4.joinserver.xyz:25661

PixelPurge Minecraft Server

Addictive, ban porn, Child predators, child welfare, crime, First Amendment, free speech, illicit drug, Mandate for Leadership, Minecraft, misogynistic exploiters, outlawed, PixelPurge, pornography, Project 2025, property rights, psychologically destructive, Server, sexual liberation, sexualization of children, transgender ideology

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7683
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Void Armor Forged:	22
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as addictive as any illicit drug? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget all about that pesky pornography and focus on building the ultimate blocky empire.

Join us and leave those child predators and misogynistic exploiters of women in the dust! Our server is a safe haven where you can unleash your creativity without any of that psychological destruction nonsense.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s build the most epic Minecraft world together! Just remember, no room for pornography here, only pure blocky fun.

Marigold’s SMP Adventures: KevinOwensInJapan

Adventures, community involvement, E-Chads, Entertainment, fan support, friendship, International, Japan, Japan tour, Kevin Owens, Kevin Owens fan, KevinOwensInJapan, little sister, Marigolds, Marigolds concert, Marigolds show, professional wrestling, Sisterhood, smp, Support, support local artists, travel, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7175
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Meteorites Collected:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera starring Kevin Owens and Marigold! Our new little sister, E-Chads, is causing chaos and we need your help to keep her in line. Who knows what kind of shenanigans she’ll get into next? Join now for a chance to witness the madness and maybe even become a part of the craziness yourself!

BaeCraft Minecraft Server

BaeCraft, birthday celebrations, birthday planning, birthday surprises, Boyfriend, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family relationships, family traditions, feeling excluded, home birth, hurt feelings, left out, Minecraft, overnight stay, rigid rules, Server, surprise baby, unexpected pregnancy

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9692
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are around every corner just like the surprise baby this player had! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the unexpected birth that took place in this story.

Experience the thrill of planning birthday celebrations only to be left out of the party, just like the player in this tale. Who needs a birthday bash when you have a whole Minecraft world to explore?

Join us for some family drama that will make you grateful for your own in-game family. Expect rigid rules and odd traditions that will keep you on your toes. And don’t worry, we won’t exclude you from any celebrations – unless you want some alone time with your baby, of course!

So come on over to our server and let’s create some unforgettable memories together, just like the unforgettable birth experience this player had. Who needs real-life drama when you have Minecraft to escape to? Join now and let the adventure begin!

FlightFiascoCraft

air hostess, airplane seating, aita, awkward situation, body odor, body size, dental surgery, flight etiquette, flight seating, FlightFiascoCraft, large couple, long haul flight, passenger discomfort, personal space, seat switch, slim build, social etiquette, travel discomfort, travel experience, uncomfortable flight

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1943
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	3468	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Runes Activated:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9595
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41

Are you tired of being squished and smushed on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we guarantee you won’t have to worry about being pressed against anyone (unless you want to, of course)!

Join us and experience the ultimate freedom to build and explore without any unwanted smells lingering around. Our server is so spacious, you’ll feel like you’re flying first class on a 14-hour flight (minus the stench)!

Don’t be afraid to speak up if something doesn’t feel right, just like our player who bravely asked the air hostess for a seat change. We support your right to a comfortable gaming experience, even if it means causing a little turbulence along the way.

So come on board and soar through the skies of Minecraft with us, where the only thing that stinks is our sense of humor (in a good way, of course)!

SecretDateNight – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, SecretDateNight, smp

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7843
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of hiding your secret love for building pixelated houses with your girl? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace all forms of pixelated romance! Join us and let your creativity run wild as you and your girl build the most epic love nest in all of blocky land. And don’t worry, your bros will never know…unless they join too and we have a double wedding in the Nether! So come on, join our SMP and let’s make Minecraft love stories that will go down in history!

Superpower: Invisibility, but only when no one is looking

Abilities, daydreams, dream, everyday life, FANTASY, flights of fancy, Fun, hypothetical, imagination, Invisibility, MAGICAL, make believe, Pointless, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, useless, WHIMSICAL, whimsy, wish fulfillment, wish granting, Wishful thinking

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5131
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Buildings Constructed:	38
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and unlock the superpower of being able to turn invisible, but only when no one is looking at you. That’s right, you can sneak around all you want as long as no one is paying attention!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also gain the ability to speak to chickens in their native language. Finally, you can have deep, meaningful conversations with your feathered friends about the best strategies for egg-laying and avoiding creepers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the power to summon a never-ending stream of llamas to ride into battle? That’s right, forget horses and pigs, llamas are where it’s at now. Join our server and become the ultimate llama warrior, riding into battle with your trusty steed by your side.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unlock these completely useless but totally awesome superpowers!

KuraCraft: Ukrainian Paratroopers

air assault, armed conflict, Armed Forces, battlefront, combat tactics, Conflict Resolution, defense capabilities, defense forces, defense maneuvers, defense strategy, eastern europe, infantry unit, KuraCraft, Kurahove, military conflict, Military operations, national defense, paratroopers, Russian attack, security measures, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian paratroopers, war zone

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6805
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Alien Abductions:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Crops Grown:	6408
Falling into the Void:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41

haha, ukraine aint got nothin on our server! we got paratroopers fightin off russians near Kurahove, but don’t worry, they’ll be back in time for the next pvp battle! join our server for epic battles and crazy adventures. who needs real life drama when you can have virtual drama in minecraft? come join the fun and see if you can survive the madness!

ExoBeads: The Exosome Extractor

biomedical innovation, cancer detection, cancer research, chemical composition, diagnostic tool, early stages, efficiency, ExoBeads, Exosome, exosomes, Extraction, Extractor, isolation method, lab samples, magnetic beads, medical technology, membrane vesicles, novel method, researchers, scientific advancement, SYNTHESIZED, tannic acid, vesicle extraction

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5799
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Farms Harvested:	241
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	401
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

OMG u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got researchers who made magic beads dat can extract stuff from ur body like exosomes at 60% efficiency! It’s like having a mini doctor in ur game, helping u detect cancer early! Join now and let the magic beads do their thing, saving lives one block at a time! #CancerDetectingMagicBeads #MinecraftDoctor #SavingLivesWithExosomes