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  • Pixel Threads Kids

    Pixel Threads Kids
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex-husband’s custody battles? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of craziness and chaos!

    Forget about running out of pants at your ex’s house, on our server, you can wear whatever pixelated outfit you want! No need to worry about Jiffy lube draining your transmission fluid, because our virtual cars never break down (unless you crash them into a creeper)!

    Join us for a week on/week off schedule of mining, building, and battling mobs. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama on our server? Plus, our in-game laundry machines will never run out of detergent, so you’ll always have clean clothes to wear while you conquer the virtual world!

    So, leave the real world behind and dive into the insanity of our Minecraft server. Who needs olive green scout pants when you can have diamond armor? Join now and let the madness begin!

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  • Deer Gang

    Deer Gang

    1.21.4 Vanilla/Purpur KeepInventory on Server.

    Nice, simple, and high performance deer themed SMP that our small discord group resides in, great if you just want to chill with a few active people.

    We don’t usually do much or have anything epic going but we are usually active on the day and the server has frequent support + quality of life which should make it at least a decent experience to play on.

    Schedule is usually 8am to 12pm (UTC +1 Europe).

    Contact me on Discord for issues regarding the Minecraft server or other needed inquires: levviata

    deergang.ddns.net:20493

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  • No More Carpool Minecraft Server

    No More Carpool Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that values punctuality? Look no further than our server, where being late is a crime punishable by being thrown into a pit of creepers! Join us and experience the thrill of racing against the clock to make it to our virtual school on time.

    Our server is perfect for those who understand the importance of being on time, unlike some friends who can’t seem to wake up before noon. Leave your tardy friends behind and join a community that values punctuality above all else.

    We even have a special bike riding challenge for those who can’t seem to make it to school on time. Ride your virtual bike over a mile to school and prove that you have what it takes to be on time, unlike some people we know.

    So come join our server and leave the latecomers behind. Who needs friends who can’t even set an alarm clock when you can join a community of punctual players who understand the importance of being on time? Time is ticking, so join now before it’s too late!

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  • MilkAlert Minecraft Server

    MilkAlert Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of milk in your daily life? Look no further! Join our server where we prioritize milk above all else – just like OP’s dad!

    Imagine a world where running out of milk is a crisis that needs to be carefully planned for. Our server is filled with players who understand the struggle of not having the right drink with their food.

    Join us and experience the thrill of updating your grocery app in-game, digging your car out of snow to pick up essential drink items, and dealing with the drama of running out of milk.

    Don’t cry over spilled milk, just join our server and embrace the luxury of having your favorite drinks available at all times. Who needs water when you can have milk with every meal?

    So come on, join us and show your gratitude for the precious liquid that is milk. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a fellow milk enthusiast like OP’s dad to share your milk-related struggles with!

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  • CubicleCraft Minecraft Server

    CubicleCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all kinds of players, even those struggling with trauma and mental health issues! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures and pixelated therapy sessions.

    Need a break from the real world? Come build your own virtual sanctuary where you can take all the breaks you need to manage overwhelm. Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can prioritize your mental health over unrealistic expectations and still be a team player in your own unique way.

    Don’t worry about missing a few days here and there, we understand that life happens. Just like how some of our players have missed more days than others but still manage to survive in the pixelated wilderness. Trust us, you’re not selfish for putting yourself first.

    So why wait? Join our server and let’s build a community where we support each other through creeper attacks and zombie invasions. Because in the end, it’s not about how many days you missed, but how many blocks you’ve placed. See you in the game!

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  • WeekdayWonders Minecraft SMP

    WeekdayWonders Minecraft SMP
    OMG GUYS, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because every day is like a party here! Like, on Mondays we have a dance party with creepers, on Tuesdays we ride pigs into battle, on Wednesdays we have a fashion show with our diamond armor, on Thursdays we have a bake-off with cakes made out of obsidian, on Fridays we have a talent show where everyone shows off their best block stacking skills, on Saturdays we have a treasure hunt for rare loot, and on Sundays we have a chill day where we just relax and fish for enchanted books. It’s like a never-ending carnival of chaos and fun, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride! So come join us and let’s make some crazy memories together in this wacky world of blocky madness! #BestSMPever #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsNow

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  • SnackCraftCentral

    SnackCraftCentral
    Are you tired of being questioned for enjoying a drink after work without your significant other breathing down your neck? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us for a wild ride where independence is celebrated and alone time is cherished. Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama and enjoy some quality gaming time without the hassle of being interrogated for living your best life.

    We promise a crazy adventure filled with surprises (but not the kind where your boyfriend shows up unexpectedly while you’re trying to unwind). So come join us and let your inner gamer shine, no questions asked!

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  • CraftmasFamBam

    CraftmasFamBam
    Are you tired of dealing with family drama during the holidays? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own family of blocky characters who will never guilt trip you for working on Christmas!

    Our server is the perfect place to unwind after a long day of saving lives as a first responder. No more passive aggressive texts or guilt trips here – just pure, unadulterated fun in a virtual world.

    Plus, on our server, you can build a virtual replica of your husband’s family’s house and drive there in a fraction of the time it would take in real life. Who needs a 90-minute drive when you can teleport instantly?

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your holiday stress behind. Build, explore, and most importantly, avoid awkward family gatherings with the click of a mouse. You won’t regret it!

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  • RageQuitRaverGF

    RageQuitRaverGF
    Are you tired of being woken up in the middle of the night by your partner’s drunken cooking escapades? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

    Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

    Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?

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  • CreeperChristmasTripNope

    CreeperChristmasTripNope
    Are you tired of family drama and being overshadowed by your cousin’s pregnancy? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a drama-free holiday season! Instead of dealing with passive-aggressive smirks and nursery set-ups, spend your Christmas building epic structures and battling creepers with us.

    We promise there will be no family members laughing at your life choices or rubbing their pregnancies in your face. Plus, our server is filled with friendly players who will support you and cheer you on as you conquer the virtual world.

    So why spend Christmas with annoying relatives when you can spend it with us, where the only drama is deciding which block to use for your next build? Join now and leave the family drama behind!

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