Schedule Disruption MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Ex’s Job Minecraft Server

ex’s job, Server, demanding job, travel, client schedule

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of co-parenting with your ex? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from the drama of custody battles and demanding exes.

Join us for a week on/week off schedule of fun and relaxation, where you can build your own massage therapy business and unwind from the chaos of real life. And don’t worry, our server is flexible enough to accommodate your busy schedule, unlike some ex-husbands we know.

Plus, with our therapy sessions for stressed out kids and a supportive community of players, you’ll feel right at home on our server. So come join us and leave the drama behind – unless you want to build a drama-filled castle, that is!

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NoCuts4TouristsMC

special moment, cultural sensitivity, everyday life, Cultural differences, limited stock

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of tourist-filled cities and enjoy some delicious virtual stroopwafels without any line-cutting drama!

Join us and experience the thrill of defending your precious stroopwafel stash from greedy players who think they can just waltz in and buy out the entire stock. Will you stand your ground like our brave player did in the bakery, or will you succumb to the pressure and let them have their “special moment”?

But beware, there may be some players who think you’re the real villain for not letting them have their share of the virtual stroopwafels. Can you handle the heat in this intense stroopwafel showdown?

So come on over to our server and show off your stroopwafel-buying skills, because in this world, it’s every player for themselves when it comes to these sweet treats. Don’t miss out on the action-packed fun and ridiculous encounters that await you on our server!

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HezboSmashCraft

Operation, Israeli defense forces, SECURITY, RETALIATION, hezbollah

hEy yOu! yOu wAnNa jOiN oUr aWeSoMe MiNeCrAfT sErVeR? wElL lEt mE tElL yOu, wE hAvE mOrE eXcItInG aCtIoN tHaN tHe iDF aIrStRiKiNg HeZbOlLaH iN lEbAnOn! yOu cAn bUiLd yOuR oWn cRaZy bAsE aNd fIgHt oFf cReEpErS aNd zOmBiEs lIkE a tRuE hErO! pLuS, wE hAvE a mYsTeRiOuS dUnGeOn fUlL oF tReAsUrE aNd dAnGeRoUs mOnStErS wAiTiNg fOr yOu tO eXpLoRe! jOiN nOw aNd bEcOmE tHe uLtImAtE mInEcRaFt cHaMpIoN!

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SARS-CoV-2 Memory Quest

cognitive function, long-term effects, memory assessment, Covid-19, SARSCOV2

LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where ur memory and brain power will get a total makeover! We got pigs flyin’ and creepers doin’ the cha-cha, it’s a wild ride, folks!

Join us for the SARS-CoV-2 human challenge study, where you’ll be testin’ your memory and cognition skills like never before. Forget about school or work, this is where the real brain power is at!

Our players have reported seein’ unicorns and talkin’ chickens after spendin’ just a few hours on our server. Who needs reality when you can have a blast in our virtual world?

So what are ya waitin’ for? Come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (unless you do, then we can’t help ya)!

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Woke Minecraft Server – Your Steam Library?

Server, woke community, WOKE CULTURE, woke gaming culture, Steam library

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most woke Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and discover a world where the blocks are made of pure unicorn glitter and the creepers wear top hats and monocles. Our server is so woke that even the Ender Dragon has a subscription to The New York Times!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that farts rainbows and a diamond pickaxe that can mine through space and time. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with songs about the joys of crafting.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most woke Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

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Big Dick Energy Minecraft SMP

body image, 6 inch dick, penis envy, inadequacy, self esteem

Are you tired of feeling inadequate with your measly 6-inch pickaxe in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, size DOES matter! Join us and watch as your tools grow to epic proportions, making all the other players jealous of your massive inventory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure rumored to be hidden deep within the mines. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted the power to fly, shoot fireballs from their hands, and even turn into a block of cheese (because why not?).

So come join us on this wild adventure filled with giant tools, epic treasures, and plenty of laughs along the way. Who knows, you might just find that size really does matter in the world of Minecraft!

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NoSmokeNoProbsMC

cigarettes, consequences, no smoking apartment, no smoking campus, fire alarm

Are you tired of living with a mysterious roommate who smokes weed like it’s going out of style? Join our Minecraft server and escape the smell of marijuana-induced coughing fits!

Our server is a safe haven from illegal activities and annoying roommates. No need to worry about violating leases or breaking the law here – just pure, wholesome Minecraft fun.

Plus, who knows what kind of crazy antics your roommate will get up to next? Will he set off the fire alarm again? Will he start a weed farm in the virtual world? The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on our server and leave the drama of real life roommates behind. Who knew escaping from reality could be so entertaining?

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CraftyGirlz

CraftyGirlz, beautiful names, favorite names, name options, baby names

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your gaming prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs!

Our server is so amazing that the prettiest girl name in the world is actually the server name itself. That’s right, we’re so fabulous that even the universe agrees. So if you want to be surrounded by beauty and wonder, come join us and bask in the glory of our majestic Minecraft world.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superpowers like the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes and fly through the sky on a magical carpet. Plus, every time you log on, a chorus of angels will sing your name and shower you with diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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Blocktopia: Where even the creepers can’t find the chief

Assassination, Terrorism, Conflict, MIDDLE EAST, gaza

So, like, come join our totally rad Minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures ever! Like, one time, we found a secret portal to a land filled with giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their butts! And another time, we built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of chocolate pudding! Plus, our admin once rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers and saved the day! So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this epic server of awesomeness?! Join now before the Hamas chief steals all the diamonds and blows up our pixelated world!

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Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

self-control, mental health, morality, Minecraft, pornography

Are you tired of falling victim to Jewish weapons like porn? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have created a safe haven for those who resist the temptations of the Jewish conspiracy. Join us and keep being a no fap warrior in this epic battle against the forces of temptation! Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any unwanted distractions while you build your epic creations. So come join us and let’s fight the good fight together!

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