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BlockBusterFamPressure

BlockBusterFamPressure, Choices, Communication, coping mechanisms, cultural influences, emotional well being, family dynamics, family expectations, Identity, Individuality, Life decisions, mental health, personal growth, pressures, relationships, resilience, Self Discovery, self esteem, self reflection, societal norms, support systems

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6193
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Emeralds Found:	3649	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Are you tired of living up to your family’s expectations in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only pressure you’ll feel is the weight of all the diamonds you’ve mined! Our server is the perfect escape from the stress of family obligations, allowing you to build, explore, and create your own world without anyone telling you what to do.

Join us and experience the freedom of crafting your own destiny, far away from the prying eyes of judgmental relatives. Who needs family pressure when you can have creeper explosions and zombie sieges instead? So say goodbye to family drama and hello to a world where the only expectations are the ones you set for yourself. Trust us, your virtual blocky family will be way more supportive than your real one!

Blocky Brain Busters

blocky, Brain, brain fog, brain health, brain impacts, Busters, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, covid complications, Covid-19, health, long haulers, long-term effects, long-term recovery, Medical research, Neurological, neurological symptoms, pandemic, post-covid syndrome, research, respiratory illness, study, Virus

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6188
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Votes:	2542
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Animals Bred:	56	Gods Slained:	2

so like, our server is like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got this study that says playing on our server can like, totally reverse any brain damage you may have. like, if you’ve been hit with a creeper explosion one too many times and now you can’t remember your own name, our server will fix you right up.

we got doctors and scientists and stuff working round the clock to make sure our server is the best place to be if you wanna get your brain back in tip-top shape. like, forget about those boring old servers where all you do is mine for diamonds and build boring houses. on our server, you’ll be fighting off zombie hordes while solving complex puzzles that will totally exercise your brain muscles.

so come on down to our server and get ready to have your mind blown (not literally, tho, that would be bad). join now and start your journey to becoming a Minecraft mastermind!

Snowflake Gamers Minecraft Server

Androgynous characters, Character customization, Childish audience, gamer culture, Gamer reactions, gamer stereotypes, Gamers, Gaming Community, gaming community backlash, gaming controversies, Gender diversity in gaming, gender representation, Masculine female characters, Minecraft, online gaming, Pronouns, Sensitivity in gaming, Server, snowflake, snowflakes, Social issues in gaming., toxic masculinity, video game controversies

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7408
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Dimension Hops:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with crybabies who can’t handle a little gender diversity in their games? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect safe space for all the tough gamers out there!

Join us for a wild ride where pronouns are just letters, character customization is as easy as pie, and our main characters are so androgynous they’ll make your head spin! And don’t even get us started on our masculine female characters – they’ll kick butt and take names like nobody’s business.

So if you’re ready to leave the softies behind and join a server where the only thing getting twisted is your sense of humor, then come on over and join us for some epic Minecraft adventures. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re too much of a crybaby to handle the fun!

Holy Shit Minecraft SMP Holy Shit Minecraft SMP Holy Shit Minecraft SMP Holy Shit

HOLY, Minecraft, Shit, smp

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3581
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies wielding diamond swords. You try to run but oh no, the ground beneath you turns into lava! Don’t worry, our resident wizard will swoop in on a flying pig and save you just in time.

But wait, there’s more! Want to build a house out of giant floating pancakes? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a dragon made out of cheese? Why the heck not! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

CraftyBooze Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, alcohol consumption, alcohol tolerance, away games, college alma mater, college buddies, CraftyBooze, drinking alcohol, family dynamics, Football Fans, hosting parties, kids parties, Minecraft, NEW FRIEND, oktoberfest, parent’s concerns, parenting choices, Rager, school functions, Server, social etiquette, social gatherings, son’s friend

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	270
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Farms Harvested:	238
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing we’re drunk on is the excitement of building epic structures and battling mobs! Join us for a wild time filled with virtual adventures and pixelated fun.

Just like the parents in the story, we don’t bring our kids to places where virtual blocks are consumed! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure your children have a blast playing in our virtual world without any questionable behavior.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting drunk is the Ender Dragon after we defeat it in an epic battle! Build, explore, and have a great time with our crazy community of gamers. And remember, we’re not assholes, we’re just Minecraft enthusiasts with a sense of humor!

HairCraftMoms

2024.., Adopted, aita, asking, Black, daughter’s hair, friendship, grandmother, haircare advice, HairCraftMoms, Help, INFORMATION, mixed race, mom, NEW FRIEND, overstepping boundaries, parenting, salons, Upset, white parents

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6356
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	6420
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Void Armor Forged:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

Our server is so welcoming that even our virtual villagers have diverse backgrounds. We have a special hair salon where our virtual grandma NPCs will wash, detangle, and braid your character’s hair with expert care. No need to worry about overstepping boundaries here – we encourage all players to help each other out!

Join us in 2024, where information on virtual haircare is just a click away. Say goodbye to real-life misunderstandings and hello to a world where everyone’s hair looks fabulous!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind. After all, it’s not every day you get to have a virtual grandma braid your hair in Minecraft!

SportyMinecraftSMP

athletic training, challenging sports, extreme sports, hardest sport, mental toughness, physical endurance, sports accomplishments, sports achievements, sports activities, sports challenges, sports competitions, sports difficulties, sports experiences, sports obstacles, sports performance, sports skills, Sportsmanship, SportyMinecraftSMP

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3778
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Love Letters Sent:	20	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3632	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18

Are you tired of boring old sports like soccer or basketball? Well, have we got the perfect challenge for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and test your skills in the most intense sport of all time – Creeper Dodgeball! That’s right, we’ve trained our creepers to throw like pros and it’s up to you to dodge their explosive shots. Can you survive the ultimate test of agility and reflexes? Join now and find out!

CraftyMisconceptions

Assumptions, common misconception, CraftyMisconceptions, debunking myths, false beliefs, false impressions, hobby, Job, misapprehensions, misconceptions, misconceptions debunked, misconstrued, misinterpretation, misjudged, misrepresentation, misunderstandings, misunderstood, Myths, preconceived notions, Stereotypes

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3887
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

People think playing Minecraft is just about building houses and mining for diamonds, but on our server, it’s a whole new level of craziness! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, secret dungeons filled with dancing creepers, and a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. Join us if you want to experience the wackiest and wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe!

OligarchyCraft

95% of humanity, economic disparity, economic inequality, economic injustice, global elite, global oligarchy, global wealth gap, global wealth inequality, income inequality, OligarchyCraft, oxfam, POVERTY, social justice, top 1, UN General Assembly, wealth concentration, wealth disparity, wealth distribution, wealth gap, Wealth Inequality

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4627
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8168
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Star Shards Collected:	95	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Void Gems Collected:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

join our epic minecraft server where the top 1% of players own more diamonds than 95% of the other players combined. it’s like a shadow of wealth hanging over the UN General Assembly, but in minecraft form. come build your own oligarchy and rule over the peasants with your vast riches. who needs real life when you can be a virtual billionaire in our server? come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate minecraft oligarch!

Dark Matter Black Hole Fun

astronomers, Astronomy, Astrophysics, Black, Black Holes, cosmology, crucial role, Dark, Dark Matter, decay, decay of dark matter, early universe, Formation, formation of black holes, Fun, Hole, matter, scientific research, SMBHs, space exploration, supermassive black holes, theoretical physics, triggering, Universe

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4399
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

lol join this server cuz we got supermassive black holes made of dark matter n stuff. u can explore the early universe and see how it all began with ur own eyes. watch out for the trio of astronomers tho, they might try to steal ur diamonds or something. but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right? come join us and get lost in the chaos of the cosmos!