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Nibling Adoption Minecraft Server

adoption, children, compassion, Cruel, deportation, emotional detachment, family, guilt trip, Heartless, immigration, MAGA, Minecraft, morality, nibling, numb, Politics, Religion, schadenfreude, separation, Server, Traditional, undocumented, Village

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	405
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Love Letters Sent:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Dimension Hops:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Are you tired of family drama and guilt trips? Are you looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape all the chaos and just have a good time? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. We have players from all walks of life, so you’re sure to meet some interesting characters along the way. Plus, our community is so welcoming and inclusive that you’ll feel right at home in no time.

And the best part? We have a strict “no family drama” policy. That’s right, no guilt trips, no emotional manipulation, just pure fun and excitement. So leave all your real-life troubles at the door and dive into the world of Minecraft with us.

Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server. Who needs family when you have a whole new virtual family waiting for you? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

PainSustainsMe Minecraft Server

Agony, anguish, Despair, emotional satisfaction, envy, financial hardship, financial loss, financial ruin, Greed, Jealousy, losing money, Minecraft, Misery, Pain, PainSustainsMe, Revenge, sadistic pleasure, schadenfreude, Server, Suffering, sustains, Torment, wealth

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1841
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just mining and crafting all day? Well, look no further because on our server, we thrive on chaos and mayhem! Join us if you want to unleash your inner villain and dominate the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a group of evil masterminds who feed off the pain and suffering of our players. Yes, you heard that right. Your pain actually sustains us and fuels our twisted desires. So, if you want to be a part of our diabolical plan for world domination, join us now!

But that’s not all. We also have insane events like “TNT Tuesdays” where the entire world is filled with explosive surprises. And don’t even get me started on our “Zombie Apocalypse Weekend” where hordes of undead creatures take over the server and chaos reigns supreme.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember, your pain is our gain. Mwahaha!

WestBankWarriors Minecraft Server

Backlash, Condemnation, Conflict, extremism, international relations, Israeli leaders, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, occupation, Palestinian, Politics, protest, rare, Server, Settlements, Settler rampage, Tension, Unrest, violence, West Bank, WestBankWarriors

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5020
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Animals Bred:	16	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Emeralds Found:	1461
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where settlers go on wild rampages in the west bank and even the israeli leaders are like “woah dude, not cool”. we got crazy pvp battles, insane building competitions, and even a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers who only speak in emojis. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. so what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the chaos!

CraftyCaracasRevolt

activism, Caracas, Claim, CraftyCaracasRevolt, DEFEND, Democracy, demonstrate, election results, global politics, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international news, Latin America, opposition, POLITICAL CRISIS, protest, social unrest, Support, Venezuelans, Victory, world

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4771
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Villages Defended:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Love Letters Sent:	5

come join our minecraft server cuz we got venezuelans in caracas fighting for their rights and stuff but in minecraft form lol. u can be part of the epic battle for democracy and build ur own virtual protest signs. also, there’s a secret underground bunker where u can hide from the evil dictators trying to shut down the server. plus, we have a pet llama named juanito who will guide u through the treacherous terrain. so come on, join us and be a part of the revolution…minecraft style!

BlackHoleCraft

astronomical objects, Astronomy, Astrophysics, black hole, BlackHoleCraft, celestial bodies, cosmic mysteries, cosmic phenomenon, event horizon, gravitational pull, PHYSICS., scientific accuracy, scientific discovery, scientific terminology, singularity, Space, space exploration, space-time continuum, theoretical concepts, theoretical physics, Universe

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9316
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Yo, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like jumping into a black hole of fun? Well, this server is the absolute opposite of a black hole because it’s gonna suck you in with its awesomeness!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs shooting laser beams out of their eyes while riding on rainbow-colored unicorns. And that’s just the beginning!

We’ve got a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant bowl of spaghetti and meatballs, and the winner gets to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.

So come join us on this wild ride of madness and mayhem, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few brain cells)!

Vanilla so good it’s almost chocolate. No land claims, no whitelisting, pure survival fun! Join now!

Bluemap, Chocolate, Claims, Community, Coreprotect, Diamond Currency, discord server, Economy, fresh land, Fun, Good, Google Earth perspective, Grief Protection, Join, Land, looting protection, Minecraft, multiplayer, New server, no land claims, no protections, Player Shops, Pure, Semi Vanilla, shopping district, Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla Gameplay, voice chat, Whitelisting

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2714
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

BetterVanillaMC Server Information:

IP	play.cozycraving.com
Server	play.cozycraving.com
Discord	BetterVanillaMC
Map	Map

We are looking for new great community members to join! A once popular server that has grown quiet, we are looking to recruit a fresh new crop of amazing players.

About BetterVanillaMC:

Started January 20th, 2024, we are a relatively new server with lots of fresh new land. We keep gameplay as vanilla as possible with no-items-spawned and diamond currency. There are no land claims or protections, however, we use CoreProtect to undo any grief or looting that occurs so you can be sure your stuff is safe!!

Our server includes a 10,000 x 10,000 world map that will NEVER be reset and expand overtime!

Features:

Grief & Looting Protection WITHOUT land claims using CoreProtect
A diamond economy with a diamond to dollars conversion
Player Shops – buy and sell in the player-made shopping district near spawn
Simple VC – proximity voice chat for you and your friends
BlueMap – see your creations from a ‘Google Earth’ perspective

Please be sure to join our Discord Server.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have protections in place to prevent griefing and looting.
Are there land claims available?	No, we do not have land claims on the server.
Can I buy and sell items in the player shops?	Yes, you can buy and sell items in the player-made shopping district near spawn.
Is voice chat available on the server?	Yes, we have proximity voice chat for you and your friends to use.
How can I see my creations on the map?	You can use BlueMap to see your creations from a ‘Google Earth’ perspective.

BlockyBrits Minecraft Server

BlockyBrits, British anthem, British celebration, british culture, british empire, British heritage, British History, British identity, british music, British nationalism, British pride, British spirit, British tradition, British values, classical music, Land of Hope and Glory, Last Night of the Proms, Minecraft, patriotic song, Royal Albert Hall, rule britannia, Server, traditional music

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7613
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so crazy, even Herobrine himself is a regular player!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret dungeons filled with dancing llamas, a rollercoaster that takes you through the Nether, and a hidden treasure chest that holds the recipe for the ultimate potion of silliness.

So why wait? Click that link and join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared to laugh until your diamond armor falls off!

AEW’s Value in Minecraft SMP: The Wrestling Block Dynasty

aew, AEWs, Analysis, BLOCK, Broadcast, Competition, contract, Deal, DYNASTY, Entertainment, Industry, internal memo, market trends, Minecraft, negotiations, PPVs, Revealed, ROH, smp, speculation, sports, television, Value, WBD, wrestling

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8932
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	2114	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Void Gems Collected:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of creepers? Go for it! Want to build a giant toilet made out of diamond blocks? Why not! Our server is all about letting your creativity run wild and having a blast while doing it.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that AEW has secretly been hosting their pay-per-view events on our server, and if you join now, you might just catch a glimpse of Chris Jericho building a wrestling ring out of obsidian blocks. And if that wasn’t enough, we’ve also got Ring of Honor wrestlers dropping in to challenge players to epic PvP battles. Who knew Minecraft could be so action-packed?

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

ExGirlfriendTaxEvaderMC

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4318
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	121	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Ores Mined:	2835	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Star Shards Collected:	100
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your ex’s Tinder profile? Look no further! Join our server where we break up friendships faster than you can say “block this player.”

Our server is perfect for players who love a good eviction story – we have players who haven’t paid rent in years and still expect to be treated like royalty. But don’t worry, we’ll kick them out faster than you can say “creeper.”

So if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a soap opera, join us now! Who needs a job when you can mine for diamonds all day? And remember, when it comes to exes and evictions, enough is never enough on our server!

CraftyLoveDating

Commitment, Communication, compatibility, CraftyLoveDating, DATING, dating apps, emotional baggage, Expectations, ghosting, long distance, mental health, modern dating, online dating, Pandemic Dating, rejection, relationships, self esteem, societal pressures, Timing, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5926
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Tired of swiping left and right with no luck in the dating world? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Why waste time on dating apps when you can find your soulmate while mining for diamonds and battling creepers? Who needs a romantic dinner when you can build a pixelated castle together and ride off into the sunset on a virtual horse? Join our server and let love bloom in the most unexpected of places – a blocky world filled with endless possibilities and maybe even a little bit of romance. Who knows, you might just find your player two in this pixelated paradise!

SyeimCraft: Bridge Boom!

aerial attack, boom, Bridge.., Conflict, Defense, Destroys, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, infrastructure destruction, international relations, Kursk region, military intervention, military operation, military tactics, russia, SECURITY, strategic bombing, Syeim river, SyeimCraft, Ukraine, Ukrainian Air Force, War

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8958
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Void Armor Forged:	26
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian air force destroys bridges for fun! build ur own bridge and watch as it gets obliterated by flying planes! it’s like a real-life action movie, but in minecraft! plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from the air raids and plan your revenge. join now for the most intense and chaotic gameplay experience ever!

Earth²Craft

Alternate Realities, Alternate timelines, cosmic existence, cosmic possibilities, Earth²Craft, identical Earth, identical parallel Earth, identical people, identical universe, infinite possibilities, infinite universe, Multiverse, multiverse theory, parallel dimensions, parallel existence, parallel universes, parallel worlds, Quantum Mechanics, science fiction, theoretical physics, Universe

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1472
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Towns Built:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

so like, imagine if there was a minecraft server where you could like, travel to different universes and find a version of yourself in each one. like, there could be a universe where you’re a potato or a universe where you’re a superhero.

join our server and explore the infinite possibilities of the multiverse. maybe you’ll find a universe where pigs can fly or where diamonds grow on trees. who knows what kind of crazy stuff you’ll discover!

plus, our server has the best parties in all the universes. we’re talking giant blocky dance floors, fireworks shooting off in every direction, and unlimited cake. you won’t want to miss out on the wildest parties this side of the nether.

so come on down to our server and see what kind of wacky adventures await you in the multiverse. who knows, you might even run into a version of yourself who’s a professional llama herder or a pirate with a parrot made out of redstone. the possibilities are endless, just like the universes themselves.