schadenfreude Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Nibling Adoption Minecraft Server

adoption, children, compassion, Cruel, deportation, emotional detachment, family, guilt trip, Heartless, immigration, MAGA, Minecraft, morality, nibling, numb, Politics, Religion, schadenfreude, separation, Server, Traditional, undocumented, Village

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9275
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Are you tired of family drama and guilt trips? Are you looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape all the chaos and just have a good time? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. We have players from all walks of life, so you’re sure to meet some interesting characters along the way. Plus, our community is so welcoming and inclusive that you’ll feel right at home in no time.

And the best part? We have a strict “no family drama” policy. That’s right, no guilt trips, no emotional manipulation, just pure fun and excitement. So leave all your real-life troubles at the door and dive into the world of Minecraft with us.

Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server. Who needs family when you have a whole new virtual family waiting for you? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

PainSustainsMe Minecraft Server

Agony, anguish, Despair, emotional satisfaction, envy, financial hardship, financial loss, financial ruin, Greed, Jealousy, losing money, Minecraft, Misery, Pain, PainSustainsMe, Revenge, sadistic pleasure, schadenfreude, Server, Suffering, sustains, Torment, wealth

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5862
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	2079	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Love Letters Sent:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just mining and crafting all day? Well, look no further because on our server, we thrive on chaos and mayhem! Join us if you want to unleash your inner villain and dominate the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a group of evil masterminds who feed off the pain and suffering of our players. Yes, you heard that right. Your pain actually sustains us and fuels our twisted desires. So, if you want to be a part of our diabolical plan for world domination, join us now!

But that’s not all. We also have insane events like “TNT Tuesdays” where the entire world is filled with explosive surprises. And don’t even get me started on our “Zombie Apocalypse Weekend” where hordes of undead creatures take over the server and chaos reigns supreme.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember, your pain is our gain. Mwahaha!

OneCraft: Where Java 1.2.5 reigns supreme and the economy is more unstable than my crafting skills!

1.2.5, Alpha, Alphacraft, command, commands, Crafting, Discord, Economy, Fun, invite, Ip:, java, Map, Nostalgia, Old, OneCraft, Plugin, Plugins, registration, REIGNS, Semi Vanilla, Skills, SUPREME, Survival, Unstable, Vanilla, Version, Website

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	196
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mines Excavated:	2737	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

IP	oc.alphacraft.fun:25624
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/bHS3guv7nS
Website	alphacraft.fun
Server’s map	http://oc.alphacraft.fun:25692/
Version	JAVA 1.2.5

Overview:

Nostalgic survival server with plugins running on the old version of Java 1.2.5. The server uses the old registration with the /register command. Anyone can come in!

FAQ:

What version of Java does the server run on?: The server runs on JAVA 1.2.5.
How do I register on the server?: You can register using the /register command.
Are there any restrictions on who can join the server?: There are no restrictions, anyone can join the server.
Where can I find the server’s map?: You can find the server’s map at http://oc.alphacraft.fun:25692/

SportyCraft Minecraft Server

all-time best, best ever, best sports games, created, factually best, Gaming, greatest sports games, Minecraft, objectively best, objectively factual, Server, sports, sports games, sports gaming, Sports Video Games, SportyCraft, top rated sports games, top sports games, truthfully, truthfully best, ultimate sports games, video games

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2982
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9091

Are you tired of boring old sports games that just don’t cut it anymore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server offers the most epic and outrageous sports games you’ll ever play! Picture this: instead of kicking a boring old soccer ball around, you’ll be playing soccer with exploding TNT blocks! And forget about normal basketball hoops, ours are made out of lava and you have to dodge fireballs while shooting hoops. Oh, and did we mention that our golf course is on a floating island in the sky and you have to ride pigs to get around? Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to play a regular sports game again! So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for the craziest sports games of your life!

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

000 in savings, 120, 24 years old, Adulthood, adulting, BoomerCraft, family dynamics, financial independence, financial milestones, Financial Security, Financial Stability, investment strategies, Investments, live in parents basement, living arrangements, living situation, Minecraft, parental support, personal finances, Relationship Status, savings goals, Server, Virgin, young adult

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	570
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	7752	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you tired of living in your parents’ basement, being a 24-year-old virgin with $120,000 in savings? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and escape the real world where you can finally be the master of your own virtual universe. Build your dream castle, find love with other players, and maybe even lose your virginity (in-game, of course). Don’t miss out on the chance to turn your sad reality into a hilarious adventure on our server. Join now and let the fun begin!

ExWifeExcessStorageCraft

aita, belongings, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, crawl space, deed, Divorce, ExWifeExcessStorageCraft, family, home, husband’s ex, Kids, Mortgage, ownership, paddleboard, Property, relationship, Respect, separation, Storage

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	366
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Farms Harvested:	180	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Love Letters Sent:	20	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of dealing with exes trying to reclaim their paddleboards from your virtual crawl space.

Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, your husband’s ex shows up demanding her long-lost paddleboard. Will you stand your ground and defend your deed rights, or will you cave and let her take it back? The choice is yours on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have epic battles between players over who gets to keep the enchanted diamond armor they found in a dungeon. Will you emerge victorious and claim the loot for yourself, or will you be left empty-handed and crying in a corner? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

TasteBudTerror Minecraft Server

culinary disappointment, deceptive appearance, deceptive food, deceptive presentation, disappointing flavors, disgusting food, disgusting taste, food fails, Minecraft, repulsive flavors, revolting food, Server, TasteBudTerror, unappealing dishes, unappealing flavors, unappetizing cuisine, unappetizing dishes, unattractive flavors, unattractive food, uninviting meals, unpalatable dishes, unpalatable meals, unsavory dishes

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8185
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Are you tired of bland and boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is like a gourmet feast for your gaming taste buds! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chefs who serve up dishes that look delicious but taste like rotten flesh!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted food items that give you superpowers like the ability to shoot spaghetti out of your fingertips or turn into a giant meatball. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Bacon Sword, rumored to be the most powerful weapon in all of Minecraftia!

So why settle for a boring old server when you can join us and feast on the craziest, most deliciously disgusting adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft? Come hungry, leave satisfied (or possibly nauseous)!

StankCraft: Smelliest Adventures

Adventures, atrocious smell, bad odor, disgusting scent, foul reek, foul stench, foul-smelling, gag-inducing scent, horrible stench, nauseating fragrance, noxious fumes, offensive odor, putrid aroma, rancid smell, repellant scent, repugnant odor, repulsive smell, revolting stink, Smelliest, StankCraft, unbearable stench, vile stink, worst smell

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8926
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Come join us on our server where the smell of adventure is so strong, it’ll make you forget about that time you accidentally stepped in a pile of llama poop. Our world is filled with crazy challenges, epic quests, and the occasional farting pig (don’t ask how, it’s a long story involving a witch and some enchanted beans). So if you’re ready to hold your nose and dive into the stinkiest adventure of your life, join us now!

TerritorialIntegrityCraft

78 countries, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, Global cooperation, international community, international relations, Négotiation, Peace, political agreement, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Stability, Swiss conference, territorial integrity, TerritorialIntegrityCraft, Ukraine, united nations

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1652
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Buildings Constructed:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

join this cray cray minecraft server where 78 countries come together to agree that ukraine’s teritorial integrity must be the basis of any peace. like, if these countries can agree on something, then you know this server is gonna be lit af. we got diplomats from all over the world building epic structures and negotiating alliances. you never know who you might run into – maybe even a secret agent or two! come join the fun and help us build a world of peace and friendship, one block at a time.

CraftyAI Newsprint Land

ai, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Communication, CraftyAI, creativity, data, digital transformation, fiction world, Future, handwritten content, INFORMATION, innovation, internet content, Journalism, Land, machine learning, Media, Newsprint, printed news papers, storytelling, Technology, Value

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3871
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	22	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Crops Grown:	9518
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ores Mined:	1882
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Star Shards Collected:	174

join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the moonwalk. we have a secret underground city where the villagers throw wild parties every night. our diamonds are so shiny, they blind the ender dragon.

if you join our server, you’ll be able to ride on the back of a llama while shooting fireballs from a magic wand. our dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden apples.

rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy. our moderators are actually wizards in disguise, casting spells to protect our server from griefers and trolls.

so come on down to our minecraft server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever seen. who needs reality when you can have a world generated by AI where anything is possible?

QuantumCraft Rotation Fun

Earth, Earth’s Rotation, Fun, innovation, Measure, Measurement, Physicists, PHYSICS., quantum computing, quantum entanglement, Quantum Entanglement Experiment, Quantum Entanglement Measurement, Quantum Entanglement Research, Quantum Mechanics, quantum physics, quantum technology, QuantumCraft, research, Rotation, Science, scientific discovery, Technology

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3461
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Farms Harvested:	163	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the physicists measure earth’s rotation using quantum entanglement? well now u can cuz this server is outta this world! literally! join us as we warp through dimensions and mine diamonds with the power of science! our players are so smart they can calculate the exact speed of a creeper explosion using only their brains! trust us, this server will blow ur mind (literally, if u stand too close to a TNT block). so come join us and let’s get quantummy together!

Aeltori – Survival || Creative || Community || 1.20.6

Aeltori, afk farming, alt, Antigrief, Cohort, commands, Commoner, Community, Creative, Economy, Exarch, gameplay, Griefers, Minecraft, Outsider, Player Ranks, Server, Staff Team, Survival, Trolls

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	627
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	1171

⟅ Aeltori ⟆

【Survival】【Creative】【Community】

Aeltori is a small, friendly Minecraft server with an emphasis on community. We are strictly against being pay-to-win and all gameplay-related commands are available to all members. The staff team plays in survival mode when in that world and items are never spawned in.

【Player Ranks】

【Outsider】

Outsider is the default rank on Aeltori, and the first rank on the “player” track. At this rank, players have access to the most basic commands, with restrictions in place to prevent griefers and trolls. The next rank on the track is Commoner.

【Alt】

Aeltori allows the use of alternate accounts (“alts”) to assist with AFK-farming, but all alts must be disclosed to the staff team. Alts are given the same permissions as Outsiders, minus the home-related commands and the ability to interact with the economy.

【Commoner】

Commoner is the first rank that players will be promoted to. Commoners are players who are not brand new, but have not been around for a long time. They can list wars, send mail to players and place restricted blocks. The next rank on the track is Cohort.

【Cohort】

Cohort is the rank given to frequent players who are active and well-known in the server. They provide a good example to other players and have been noticed by the staff team as a result.

【Exarch】

Exarch is the highest rank on the player track and is a bridging rank between players and the staff team. Exarchs therefore have limited powers to help assist staff in chat moderation.

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