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Chocolate Tissue Dreamland
Lol join this cray cray minecraft server where tissues smell like chocolate and snotty-nosed kids are banned cuz they can’t handle the sweetness! we got unicorns flying around and diamonds growing on trees. once a player found a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese, true story bro. come join the fun at ChocolateTissueLand.About.Chocolatey. -
AngryAroma Minecraft SMP
Yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, one time, this dude joined the server and accidentally built a house out of TNT. And when he lit it up, the whole server went BOOM! It was like fireworks on the Fourth of July, but way more epic.Oh, and did I mention the time when we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the server? Yeah, that actually happened. And let me tell you, llamas make terrible dancers, but it was hilarious to watch.
But the best part about this SMP is the secret underground disco party that happens every Friday night. You gotta solve a riddle to find the entrance, but once you’re in, it’s non-stop dancing and fun. Plus, the DJ is a creeper who knows how to drop some sick beats.
So, if you wanna experience all the craziness, laughter, and pure chaos that this Minecraft SMP has to offer, then join us now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the next legend of the server.
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FragrantCraftsMC
Are you tired of smelling like a regular Steve in Minecraft? Join our server and you’ll smell like a diamond-encrusted, enchanted potion of manliness! Our custom-made perfume will have all the creepers running away in fear and all the villagers swooning at your feet. So come join us and smell like a winner in the world of blocks and pixels! -
PetriObsessedMC SMP
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously. It’s like, the most epic server ever, like everrrr. First of all, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and poops diamonds, I mean, how cool is that?! And the spawn area is like a magical fairy forest with talking animals and flying pigs, like whaaaat.But wait, there’s more. The whole server is actually built on a giant floating taco, I kid you not. And every time you mine diamonds, a chorus of angels sings in the background. It’s like Minecraft heaven, but with more explosions and llamas wearing top hats.
And get this, if you join the server, you automatically gain the ability to fly and shoot fireballs from your eyes. Plus, every time you log in, a herd of baby pandas greets you with a dance party. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a part of this insane awesomeness?
So yeah, if you’re totally into the smell of petrichor and want to experience the most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life, then you need to join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like a rollercoaster ride through a rainbow made of cheese, but better.
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StinkySteve Minecraft SMP
Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone smells like a sweaty creeper? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic SMP where the only rule is that you have to be as smelly as possible to join. That’s right, we only accept players who haven’t showered in at least a week. Why, you ask? Because we believe that the stinkier you are, the better your building skills will be. Trust me, it’s science.But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that farts diamonds and poops out enchanted golden apples. If you can find and tame the Diamond Pig, you’ll be granted three wishes by the server admin (spoiler alert: it’s me).
So what are you waiting for? Join our smelly, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP today and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world. Just remember to bring your nose plugs and a sense of humor, because things are about to get funky up in here!
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Forgetful Elephants Server
come join our epic minecraft server where elephants remember your scent after many years!! 🐘🐘imagine logging on and being greeted by a giant elephant who remembers that one time you gave it a virtual peanut five years ago. talk about loyalty, amirite?
our elephants have crazy good memory, they’ll remember every block you’ve placed and every mob you’ve slain. they’ll even remember your username and greet you with a trumpet every time you log on.
join now for the most unforgettable minecraft experience of your life. who needs friends when you have elephants who remember you better than your own mom? 🤣🤣🤣


