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CraftyHacksMC

clever strategies, CraftyHacksMC, creative thinking, daily routines, efficiency, habits, innovative ideas, life hacks, organization, personal development, problem solving, productivity, self improvement, shortcuts, smart hacks, success mindset, time-saving, Tips, Tricks, unconventional methods, unique solutions

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3203
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6228	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually mine for resources like a peasant? Well, on our server, we have a secret hack where all you have to do is say “abracadabra” and diamonds will rain from the sky! It’s like having your own personal diamond dispenser, but way more magical.

But wait, there’s more! Have you ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our pigs have wings and our chickens have a taste for brains, so get ready for the most epic showdown of your Minecraft life.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a hidden portal that leads straight to a land made entirely of candy. That’s right, you can build your dream house out of gingerbread and lollipops, and never have to worry about running out of sweets again.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventures of your life!

BelarusBlock Minecraft Server

Belarus, BelarusBlock, Citizens, Consular Assistance, crisis management., diplomatic relations, emergency alert, evacuation, foreign policy, international relations, Issues, Leave, Minecraft, Political unrest, Rising, safety risks, security concerns, Server, State Department, travel advisory, travel safety, Urgent Warning, US

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9371
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	4682
Towns Built:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Void Armor Forged:	25	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

lol u know what’s safer than belarus? our minecraft server! u won’t have to worry about no urgent warnings here, just build, mine, and have a blast! plus, we got unicorns roaming around that drop diamonds when u pet them. true story, bro. so leave belarus behind and join us for some epic minecraft fun!

AzerCraft: No Hypotheses!

#authorities, accident, air travel, Aviation, Aviation (Industry), Azerbaijan Airlines, AzerCraft, Caution, Condolences, crash, hypotheses, Incident, International, investigation, plane crash, response, russia, Safety, speculation, Tragedy, Warns

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	563
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dragons Tamed:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Star Shards Collected:	157	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

u know what u dont need to worry about no airplane crashes on our minecraft server cuz we dont even have airplanes. we got dragons tho. yep, u heard me right. u can ride a freakin dragon on this server. and not just any dragon, a rainbow sparkly dragon that farts glitter.

also, we got a secret underground city filled with talking llamas who will trade u diamonds for cookies. but be careful, they have a llama mafia that will break ur kneecaps if u try to cheat them.

oh, and did i mention we have a haunted forest where u can find a magical unicorn that poops out enchanted golden apples? yep, it’s true.

so if u wanna join a server where u can ride dragons, trade with llamas, and find unicorn poop, then come join us. but be warned, once u join, u can never leave. mwahahaha.

Christmas MineColonies

#youtube, BUILD, Chat, christmas, Feedback, GIANT, Join, LIVESTREAMS, mine, Minecolonies, Minecraft, Modded, Positive, Resources, search, Server, Tree, tree building, Viewers

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	494
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Votes:	2052	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

MineColonies Christmas Tree Server Overview

Server Name	MineColonies Christmas Tree Server
Server Address	christmas.phg.gg
Theme	Christmas Tree Building with Viewers
Stream Link	View the stream here

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
What is the purpose of the server?	To build a giant Christmas tree together with viewers.
How can I participate?	Join the server christmas.phg.gg and mine resources by typing !search in the chat of the stream.
Is feedback welcome?	Yes, feedback about the idea or the stream is appreciated. Let the organizers know what you think!

Zenless Zone Zero 1.20.4

1.20.4, A Storm of Falling Stars, Advanced Bounty, Agent Combat Intel, Agent Record, Asaba Harumasa, Astra Yao, Bangboo vs Ethereal, Before the Curtain Rises, character demo, Combat Footage Review, combat simulation, Data Bounty, En-Nah Into Your Lap, evelyn, FREEZZZASSEMBLE, Full 1.4 details, Hoshimi Miyabi, MIYABIRELEASE, newest trailer, OP pastebin, POPULARITY POLL, Redeemable Codes, Resources, SAHLWFEFE, special program, Special Visitor, Teaser, Upcoming Events, useful links, Version 1.4, Windchaser Harumasa, Zenless, zenless zone zero, ZENLESSGIFT, Zone, ZZZ-drawpile., ZZZFMHARUMASA, ZZZFriends, ZZZGFN24

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	441
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Buildings Constructed:	33	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Holy Grails Found:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Void Armor Forged:	24

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got a special program called “A Storm of Falling Stars” that will blow your mind! Plus, they got Agent Combat Intel, like Hoshimi Miyabi and Asaba Harumasa, who are total badasses.

And, get this, they have upcoming events like “Bangboo vs Ethereal” and “Windchaser Harumasa” that will have you on the edge of your seat. Oh, and did I mention the redeemable codes you can claim in-game or online? Yeah, you can get some sick rewards with those.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server and let the craziness begin! Just remember, reality is overrated anyway.

Under His Minecraft SMP Pull

Minecraft, PULL, smp

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9109
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Towns Built:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never trust a guy named Steve who offers to share his bed with you. Trust us, we learned that lesson the hard way. But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join our server!

Looking for a place where you can build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? We’ve got you covered. Want to participate in intense PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies? You’ve come to the right place. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that grants you the power to turn all your enemies into chickens.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. And if you ever hear the sound of a creeper hissing behind you, just remember to scream like a banshee and run for your life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just make sure to steer clear of any guys named Steve with a suspicious glint in their eye.

FlexCraft: Not What U Think

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5167
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Void Gems Collected:	40	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	7175
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50

Are you tired of flexing your diamond armor and enchanted weapons on the same old boring Minecraft server? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate flex zone! We have a secret underground base where all the cool kids hang out and show off their rare loot.

But that’s not all – we also have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle against other players. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with nothing but cake!

Join our server now and show everyone what a real flex looks like. Who needs diamonds when you have a pet dragon and endless cake, am I right?

AzerCraft: No Russian Speculation

#authorities, accident, air travel, Analysis, Aviation, Azerbaijan Airlines, AzerCraft, Condolences, cooperation, crash, CREW, downplay, International, investigation, media coverage, Passengers, response, russia, Russian, Safety, speculation, Tragedy

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4218
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Dimension Hops:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Magic Items Found:	2778	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

lol imagine if russia was like a minecraft server trying to play down speculation over azerbaijan airlines crash. like, bro, come join our server and forget about all that drama in the real world. we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamond mines are so OP, you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time. forget about politics, come build a giant toilet house with us instead. trust me, it’s way more fun.

BoatSMP

BoatSMP, Brazilian server, Discord, Ip:, Port Details, seed restart, server port, Survival, Vanilla, world reset

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7970
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	4612
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24

A Brazilian Server that every time someone resets the world restarts in another seed (Server Port can change go to https://discord.gg/JBs6RJPvC8 for IP and port details)

boatsmp.duckdns.org:6394

Modern Men’s World 1.21.2

1.21.2, cultural influences, diverse men, Femininity, gender diversity, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, genetic limitations, Individuality, Masculinity, Mens, MODERN, modern women, personal growth, self improvement, self-confidence, self-identity, social constructs, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, toxic masculinity, world

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7118
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Animals Bred:	141
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Lol, bro, forget about trying to impress women in real life. Join our Minecraft server instead and become any kind of man you want! No need to worry about your genes holding you back, just be lazy and have fun with us!

We’ve got a diverse community of players who are all about having a good time and building epic creations. So why bother trying to fit in with different types of men when you can just be yourself in our crazy virtual world?

Don’t waste your time trying to impress women when you can impress us with your mad building skills and hilarious antics. Join now and let your inner weirdo shine!