scatmanjohn – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

BandarCraft: Sahand Sinks!
accident, Bandar Abbas, BandarCraft, CAPSIZES, Defense, Incident, investigation, iran, Iranian, Maritime, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Naval, Navy, OPERATIONs, Persian Gulf, rescue, Sahand, Sinking, sinks, Vessel, warship
LOL OKAY SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF THE IRANIAN WARSHIP SAHAND DECIDED TO CAPSIZE IN BANDAR ABBAS BUT IN MINECRAFT LOL. JOIN US IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE CHAOS OF A WARSHIP FLIPPING UPSIDE DOWN IN A RANDOM PORT CITY.
WE HAVE CRAZY MINI GAMES LIKE “SAVE THE SAILORS” WHERE YOU HAVE TO RESCUE THE CREW MEMBERS FROM DROWNING.
ALSO, WE HAVE A SPECIAL EVENT CALLED “SINK OR SWIM” WHERE YOU HAVE TO BUILD YOUR OWN BOAT AND TRY TO SURVIVE THE CAPSIZING OF THE SAHAND.
SO IF YOU’RE INTO WACKY DISASTERS AND RIDICULOUS CHALLENGES, COME JOIN US ON THIS EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER!

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LottoCraft: Rarer Than Diamonds!
analogy, chance, comparison, diamonds, exaggeration, Expectation, gambling, hype, Lottery, LottoCraft, LUCK, Numbers, Odds, Perception, Popular, Probability, rare, rarer, Saying, scarcity, statistics, ticket, winning
lol this server is like finding a diamond block in a stack of dirt, except way more fun cuz you get to punch creepers in the face. join us if you wanna experience the thrill of riding a pig off a cliff while shooting arrows at zombies. we have a secret underground base filled with cake and llamas wearing sunglasses. plus, our admin once fought a dragon with a wooden sword and won. come join us for a wild ride that’s rarer than finding a unicorn in a field of rainbows!

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Minecraft on EpiCraft
1.20, Adventure World, Community Events, Custom, Custom Plugins, Epicraft, free, Javabedrock, Mental Health Aware, Minecraf, Minecraft, No Resets, No Whitelist, Optional PvP, Prison, Safe, Skills, smp, Survival, Weekly Challenges
EpiCraft [SMP] {Survival} {Adventure World} {Custom Plugins} {Weekly Challenges} {Skills} {Community Events} {Optional PvP} {NO Whitelist} {NO Resets} {1.20+} {Java+Bedrock} {Mental Health Aware}
Hi all. Some of you might reminisce about the 2012’s and fond memories of a Golden Age.
I’m hosting an Epic Reunion atm and looking for old and new retrocrafters from that and beyond.
Help us get started together.
Ps. The network needs testers and some links aren’t branded. That means premium items are free.
Ip play.epicraftmc.com
Bedrock only port 25565
See u there!
play.epicraftmc.com

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Minecraft server: Mario’s Block Party
BLOCK, childhood games, classic games, gaming classics, gaming collection, gaming history, gaming memories, gaming nostalgia, gaming relics, Mario, mario bros, Mario memories, Marios, Minecraft, Nintendo, Nostalgia, old school gaming, Party, retro collection, retro gaming, Server, throwback gaming, trashcan collection, video games, vintage video games
Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old tired content? Well, look no further because our server is like a dumpster fire of awesomeness!
Join us for a wild ride through pixelated chaos where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and fight off hordes of evil chickens armed with nothing but a carrot stick.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of bacon. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Pig will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get wacky!

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CraftyDevs Minecraft Server: “Lies to Faces”
broken trust, communication breakdown, community management, CraftyDevs, customer satisfaction, customer service, Deception, developer accountability, dishonesty, faces, false promises, game development, gamedevs, Gaming Community, gaming industry, Lies, lying.., Minecraft, player feedback, player loyalty, player relations, Server, Support, trust issues, unethical behavior
Are you tired of gamedevs lying to your face? Join our Minecraft server where the only lies you’ll hear are from the sneaky creepers trying to blow you up! Our server is so honest, even the pigs tell the truth (well, most of the time). Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond cave, you’ll uncover the truth about why gamedevs lie in the first place. So come join us and uncover the ultimate conspiracy in the world of Minecraft!

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GrannyCraft: No Regrets
10 years, acceptance, bad mouthing, Cultural differences, DATING, distance issues, DOCTORS, dying wish, family, grandmother, GrannyCraft, health, inner circle, Marriage, Minority, only child, refusal, regrets, relationships, slavic, traditional views
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as intense as fighting off creepers! Join us for a grand adventure filled with crazy relatives, cultural clashes, and forbidden love stories.
Are you ready to navigate through the treacherous waters of family expectations and societal norms? Will you stand up to your grandma’s “dying wish” to marry within your culture, or will you forge your own path with your Slavic boyfriend from a different village?
Join us on this wild ride where the only rule is to have fun and build your own unique story. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough amidst all the chaos. So grab your pickaxe and come join us on the most drama-filled Minecraft server out there!

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PutinCraft Minecraft Server
Armed Forces, bilateral talks, Defense, defense agreements, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, discharge, expulsion, foreign policy, India, Indian nationals, Indian soldiers, international relations, Military, military cooperation, military service, Minecraft, modi, political leaders, putin, PutinCraft, russia, Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have russians and indians fighting it out in epic battles! modi and putin had a chat and now all the indians are getting kicked out of the russian military, so they need a new place to show off their skills! join us for crazy pvp battles, build epic bases, and maybe even start a world war or two! who needs real life drama when you can have it all in minecraft? join now and be part of the chaos!

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PatriotCraft: NATO Edition
air defense, defense cooperation, defense systems, Diplomacy, Edition, foreign policy, fresh news, international relations, Julianna Smith, military aid, military support, nato, NATO request, News, Patriot systems, PatriotCraft, response, SECURITY, Ukraine, ukrainians, united states, US Ambassador
so like, u know how u always wanted to be an ambassador to NATO but u were like, nah too much work, well guess what, on this server u can be the US Ambassador to NATO in Minecraft! u can negotiate with other players for resources, build air defense systems, and even ask for Patriot systems like it’s nobody’s business. join now and be the most powerful diplomat in the Minecraft world! who needs real life when u can be a virtual ambassador, amirite?

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ToiletCraft: Where 33% of Players are on the John
bathroom, Break, chance, convenience, daily routine, device, funny, humor, John, mobile, multitasking, percentage, Players, private time, procrastination, reading, Relaxation, screen time, Sitting, social media, Technology, TOILET, ToiletCraft
join our epic minecraft server because we have diamonds growing on trees and pigs that can fly. seriously, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels.
our server is also home to the legendary chicken that lays golden eggs. no, seriously, you can trade those eggs for rare items like enchanted armor and weapons that shoot rainbows.
if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers breakdance and zombies do the thriller dance. it’s lit, fam.
plus, our server has a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. yes, you heard that right. you can build a house out of cheddar and ride a gouda horse into battle.
so what are you waiting for? join our minecraft server now and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures of your life. and remember, there’s probably a 33% chance you’re reading this on the toilet.

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HighCraft: Brain on Pause
altered brain activity, Brain, brain activity, brain function, brain patterns, Cannabis, cannabis users, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, cognitive processing, drug effects, drug use, HighCraft, Marijuana, marijuana effects, mental health, neural responses, neurological differences, neurology, pause, substance use, switching tasks, task performance
so, like, if u wanna join dis minecraft server, u gotta know that we got some crazy stuff goin’ on. like, our players have altered brain patterns when they switch tasks in the game. it’s like, they’re on a whole other level, man. they may have weaker responses in their brains, but they still kick butt in the game. it’s like they’re in a whole other dimension, man. so if u wanna be part of this mind-bending experience, join our server now! who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have in this wacky world!

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