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MineRoast Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6476
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Are you tired of being insulted by noobs on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, the insults are so brutal that they’ll make you question your entire existence! Join us if you want to experience the most savage roasts and comebacks in the Minecraft universe.

Our players are so skilled at trash talking that they once made a creeper cry with their insults. And if you think you can handle the heat, then come on over and see if you have what it takes to survive the roast of a lifetime.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are so good at insulting each other that they could probably start their own comedy show? Join us now and prepare to have your feelings hurt in the most hilarious way possible!

Story Ruiner Minecraft Server

author woes, Character development, completely ruins, completely ruins your story, creative writing, literary disaster, Minecraft, narrative failure, plot derailment, plot twist, ruined characters, ruined climax, ruined endings, ruined plot twists, ruined resolution, ruined storytelling, RUINER, Server, Story, story destruction, storytelling, unexpected turn, writing mistakes, your story

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8058
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Potions Brewed:	69	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is home to a community of hilarious players who love to prank each other and have a good time.

Join us for epic battles where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword delivered to their doorstep! We also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

But be warned, our server is also home to a mischievous group of ninja chickens who will steal your diamonds when you least expect it. So watch your back and join our server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

Crab Rave Minecraft SMP

Challenges, coping mechanisms, crab, Despair, determination, doom mongering, Endurance, Frustration, hopelessness, mental health, Minecraft, Moaning, monotony, Negativity, patience, perseverance, pissing, rave, Repetition, resilience, self-care, setbacks, smp, spastics

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5906
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Royal Courts Attended:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where for the past 6 months all we’ve had to eat is crab! That’s right, no steak, no pork chops, just crab legs for days. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of butter to go around!

Despite the constant complaints and doomsday predictions from our players, we’ve managed to thrive on nothing but crab. Our secret? We’ve all become experts at crab fishing and cooking. Who needs a balanced diet when you’ve got a never-ending supply of delicious crustaceans?

Join us if you’re ready to embrace the crab life and become a true crustacean connoisseur. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary giant crab boss lurking in the depths of our ocean biome. Just watch out for its pincer attacks!

So come on, join our SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive on nothing but crab. Who needs steak when you’ve got a shellfish sensation waiting for you? Let’s get crackin’!

SurgiCraft: The Ultimate Makeover

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2507
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	New Chunks Explored:	275817
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Have you ever wished for a surgery that could give you the ability to mine diamonds with your bare hands in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we offer the exclusive “Diamond Extraction Surgery” where our skilled virtual surgeons implant diamond-tipped fingers into your avatar, allowing you to effortlessly gather precious gems in the game!

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also have the chance to undergo the “Creeper Repellent Surgery”, where we implant a special device in your character that emits a scent so repulsive to creepers that they’ll run away in fear whenever you approach. No more unexpected explosions ruining your builds!

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try out our “Ender Dragon Taming Surgery” where we give you the ability to ride and control the fearsome Ender Dragon, turning it into your loyal steed as you soar through the skies of the Minecraft world.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience these outrageous surgeries for yourself! You’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again!

CraftyCreeperWars

ammunition, arms deal, arms trade, Conflict, CraftyCreeperWars, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Geopolitics, global affairs, India, international conflict, international relations, military equipment, Military Supplies, national security, political tensions, russia, Ukraine, War, weapons

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2532
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Alien Abductions:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the ammunition from india enters ukraine and raises russian ire! why is this happening in minecraft you ask? well let me tell you a crazy story.

so basically, our server is set in a parallel universe where india and ukraine are at war over who has the best curry recipe. and the russians are just chilling, getting mad because they want some curry too.

but don’t worry, you can join the fun and help either side by building epic curry restaurants or crafting insane weapons to defend your favorite spice.

so come on down and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen! plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. what more could you ask for?

Berry Tea Wine Server

antioxidants, berries, berry, brain aging, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive health, dementia risk, flavonoids, health benefits, healthy diet, Longevity, Memory Loss, natural remedies, neuroprotection, nutrition, Prevention, Red wine, Server, study, tea, wine

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6045
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Love Letters Sent:	18
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Crops Grown:	5291
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

join dis minecraft server if u want to keep ur brain cells alive, bro. we got so many berries, tea, and red wine that u will never forget where u put ur diamond pickaxe. eat 6 servings of flavonoid-rich foods per day and u will be 28% less likely to forget where u built ur epic castle. trust me, u don’t want to end up like Steve who forgot where he left his bed and ended up sleeping in a creeper’s cave. so come join us and keep ur brain cells safe while u mine and craft ur way to victory!

Wife’s 50, I’m 30 Minecraft Server

30s, 50s, age difference, Boundaries, Cheating, Communication, Dying, future plans, Help, Infidelity, Intimacy, Jealousy, Marriage, Minecraft, monogamy, open relationship, Polyamory, Replacement, Server, taboo, Trust, Wife, Wifes

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	945
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
New Chunks Explored:	52068	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Void Gems Collected:	38	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the age doesn’t matter and neither do the rules!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build your own harem of blocky babes, just like this player’s wife promised to do for him! Who needs diamonds when you have a lineup of potential replacements ready to go?

Explore our server and see if you can find your own sugar mommy or daddy who’s willing to let you explore your wildest fantasies. The possibilities are endless, just like the drama that unfolds when you mix love, lust, and Minecraft together.

So come on in and see if you can find your next Minecraft soulmate, or at least someone who’s down for a little blocky fun on the side. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a love triangle that’s more twisted than a creeper explosion!

Neon Green Minecraft SMP

Frustration, gardening, green leaves, Green.., greenery, houseplants, indoor plants, leaf discoloration, Minecraft, neo, Neon, plant advice, Plant care, plant care tips, plant diagnosis, plant health, plant help, plant issues, plant maintenance, plant problems, plant support, smp, Troubleshooting

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	903
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4081	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Villages Defended:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the grass is greener than your grandma’s lawn! Seriously, we have no idea why your neo is so green, but we do know that joining our server will make your Minecraft experience 10 times more colorful and chaotic.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. It was a clucking good time, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Enderman who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard an Enderman tell knock-knock jokes.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine, then look no further. Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!

PupCraftPlaydate

Babysitting, compromise, Date night, dog behavior, dog fear, Dog lover, dog-friendly, dog-friendly house, family, family drama, family time, free babysitting, golden retriever, pet accommodations, pet guilt, pet owner, pet parent, pet-friendly, PupCraftPlaydate, sibling rivalry, well-behaved dog

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3797
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Runes Activated:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dogs are always welcome! We understand the importance of furry companions, which is why we encourage all players to bring their beloved pets along for the adventure.

Join us and experience a world where golden retrievers like Charlie roam freely, spreading love and joy to all who encounter them. Watch as your doggo makes friends with other players’ pets, forming alliances and embarking on epic quests together.

Don’t let anyone tell you that your dog can’t come along for the ride. After all, who wouldn’t want a loyal companion by their side as they conquer dungeons and build magnificent structures?

So come on over to our server and let your doggo join in on the fun. Who knows, maybe Charlie will become a legendary hero in the world of Minecraft, known far and wide for his good behavior and irresistible charm. Join now and let the adventure begin!

Forgetful Pixel Playgrounds

activities, cognitive decline, cognitive function, Daily Life, forgetful, forgetful behavior, forgetfulness, Frequency, list, Memory, memory exercise, memory improvement, memory lapse, Memory Loss, memory retention, memory test, mindfulness, past week, PIXEL, playgrounds, recall, Reflection, Routine

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8454
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, rainbows shooting out of creepers’ butts. it’s, like, totally crazy, man.

like, last week, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a pack of angry llamas. it was, like, so intense, you could feel the feathers flying everywhere. and then, like, out of nowhere, a herd of dancing pigs joined in and started breakdancing. it was, like, the best thing ever, dude.

and, like, if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party every saturday night. it’s, like, the hottest spot in all of minecraft. we got glowsticks, we got funky music, we got villagers doing the worm. it’s, like, totally lit, bro.

so, like, if you wanna have the time of your life and, like, never forget a single moment, you gotta join this server, man. it’s, like, the ultimate minecraft experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftHaven | Paused

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Forge, Hunger Games, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Tekkit, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9005
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Potions Brewed:	149
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Enchantments Applied:	177
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Welcome to CraftHaven!

We are a server that just started and we are looking for players to support us! We are a family-friendly server which welcomes everyone! We love hearing out suggestions and feedback as we want to always improve so don’t be afraid to reach out! 🙂

Currently we only offer one game mode: Modified – As the name suggests, it’s a vanilla server but “modified”: Custom Enchants, Residence Claims, Diamond Block Economy, Player Shops, etc.

Come check it out for yourself! I’d love to hear your opinions!

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