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Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 2644 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Zombie Dances: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Crops Grown: | 2454 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 7 | Epic Battles Fought: | 7 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Falling into the Void: | 0 | Buildings Constructed: | 12 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that farts out diamonds instead of mud. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet of infinite XP, where you can flush away your troubles and level up like never before.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a strong stomach, because things are about to get weird.