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CreepyCraft: Server of Spooks

Childhood, creepy, creepycraft, fear, fear-inducing, Gamers, Gaming, heart-pounding, Horror, INTENSE, Nightmare, panic-inducing, reddit, Scary, Server, Spooks, spooky, Terrifying, Traumatizing, turn off, unsettling, video game

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1573
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Enchantments Applied:	86	Magical Moments Shared:	23

Hey fellow gamers! Have you ever played a video game that was so terrifying, you had to hide under your covers and pray for daylight? Well, imagine that feeling, but in Minecraft! Our server is so spooky, even the creepers are scared to come out at night. Join us if you dare, and see if you can survive the haunted mines filled with ghostly zombies and skeleton warriors. But be warned, our Ender Dragon has a wicked sense of humor and loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players. So come on over and test your bravery, if you think you can handle the spine-chilling thrills that await you!

MineCraftyConspiracies

9/11 inside job, aliens, area 51, big brother, chemtrails, Conspiracy Theory, deep state, false flag, global depopulation agenda, government cover-up, haarp, illuminati, mind control, MineCraftyConspiracies, moon landing hoax, new world order, reptilian overlords, Scary, secret society, surveillance state, vaccine conspiracy

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6960
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	37
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Crops Grown:	1991	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Have you heard about the Minecraft server where the creepers are actually government spies trying to steal your diamonds? Join us for a wild ride of conspiracy theories and secret underground bases hidden beneath every block. Trust no one, not even the friendly villagers who may be secretly plotting against you. Are you brave enough to uncover the truth and survive the ultimate Minecraft conspiracy? Join now and see if you can outsmart the Illuminati Ender Dragon!

FNAF Craft Minecraft Server

Animatronics, bonnie, chica, Craft, creepy, Five Nights at Freddy’s, fnaf, Foxy, freddy fazbear, Haunted, horror game, indie game, jump scare game, jump scares, Minecraft, Mystery, puzzle, Scary, Scott Cawthon, Server, Supernatural, survival horror, video game

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7021
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Void Gems Collected:	31	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us for a chance to ride on a flying pig, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a fluffy feathered cape. Will you challenge his rule and become the new ruler of the chicken kingdom?

So come on down and join our server for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before! Trust us, you won’t be saying “Wtf was this about?” once you’ve joined the fun!

DisturbedSight Minecraft SMP

chilling, creepy, DisturbedSight, Disturbing, disturbing encounters, disturbing events, disturbing experiences, disturbing images, disturbing sights, disturbing situations, disturbing stories, eerie, Grotesque, HORRIFYING, Macabre, Minecraft, Scary, Shocking.., smp, spine-chilling, Traumatizing, unnerving, unsettling

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6277
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	421	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
New Chunks Explored:	313146	Runes Activated:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Ores Mined:	6228	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Have you ever seen a creeper riding a pig while wearing a top hat and monocle? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come. Who needs boring old reality when you can escape to a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep)? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the insanity begin!

ScareCraft Minecraft Server

bone-chilling, chilling, fear, Frightening, Game, goosebumps, heart-pounding, Horror, horror game, INTENSE, jump scares, Minecraft, nerve-wracking, psychological horror, ScareCraft, Scary, Server, spooky, survival horror, Suspenseful, Terrifying, Thriller, video game

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1755
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	233	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	11
Gods Slained:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, look no further because our server is anything but boring! Join us if you dare for a wild ride through a world filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and lava that flows like a river of hot sauce.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that farts out diamonds instead of mud. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet of infinite XP, where you can flush away your troubles and level up like never before.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a strong stomach, because things are about to get weird.

DelusionalCraft

Apology, Boundaries, Communication, concern, Confrontation, crazy, Delusional, DelusionalCraft, Friend, friendship, justification, local artist, love, musician, Obsession, purpose, reaction, Scary, Support, Unhealthy

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7227
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3795	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you a purpose in life? Look no further than our server! Just like how this local musician gave my friend his purpose, our server will do the same for you.

Join us and experience transcendental performances by our virtual artists, who will make you question what love really is. Our server is so amazing that you’ll compare it to your real life and wonder “What does reality have that this server doesn’t?”

Interact with our virtual spouses (yes, you read that right) and experience love like never before. You’ll be in love with our server in no time, even if you’ve never interacted with it outside of being a player.

Go to great lengths to be a part of our server community, even if it means spending all your resources just to get our attention. You’ll find your purpose in our server, just like my friend found his in that local musician.

So come join us and experience the crazy, delusional, and downright outrageous fun that awaits you. And remember, no matter how obsessed you become with our server, don’t forget to take breaks for real life events like funerals. See you in the game!

CreeperZoo – Fear the Real Life Animals!

Adrenaline Rush, Animal Attack, animal encounter, Animals, close call, CreeperZoo, dangerous animals, dangerous situation., fear, heart racing, heart-pounding, Life, near miss, real, Real Life, Scary, scary moment, Survival, Terrifying, wild animals, wildlife, wildlife encounter

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9919
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Are you tired of real life animal encounters? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only animals you’ll encounter are pixelated pigs and blocky chickens! No more running from bears or getting chased by geese, just peaceful pixel creatures waiting to be tamed by you.

Our server is so safe, you won’t have to worry about getting attacked by a pack of wild wolves or getting stung by a swarm of bees. The only danger you’ll face is accidentally falling into a pit of lava or getting blown up by a sneaky creeper.

So say goodbye to real life animal encounters and hello to a world where the only thing you have to fear is running out of diamonds. Join our server today and start building your dream pixel paradise!

Vampires R Us Minecraft Server

AHH, bloodsuckers, catbox, creatures of the night, Dark, Fangs, fear, File, fuck, Horror, Minecraft, night, Scary, scream, Server, spooky, Supernatural, Terror, Undead, Vampires, Video, webm

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3381
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Enchantments Applied:	189
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Farms Harvested:	399
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Alien Abductions:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with vampires, werewolves, and other supernatural creatures that will keep you on your toes.

Our server is so intense that even the mobs are scared to spawn here! We have epic battles between players and monsters that will leave you questioning reality. And don’t even get us started on the vampire drama – it’s like a soap opera, but with blood-sucking fiends!

So, why join our server? Because where else can you witness a vampire trying to ride a pig while being chased by a werewolf? Or watch a creeper explode in fear when it sees our players coming at it with diamond swords?

Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the chaos!

Minecraft SMP: /hor/ – Spooky Scaries

bloodcurdling, chilling, comfy horror, creepy, Edition, eerie, fear, general, Ghostly, Haunted, hor, Horror, Macabre, Minecraft, POSTERS, Scaries, Scary, slasher, smp, spooky, Supernatural, Suspenseful, Terror, Thriller

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7776
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Astral Projections Made:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can build, survive, and laugh your way through spooky adventures! Our server is filled with comfy horror posters that will make you jump out of your seat with joy. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a haunted house while cuddling with your favorite plushie.

But beware, the horror posters have a mind of their own and may come to life to prank unsuspecting players. One time, a player built a cozy cabin only to have it haunted by a mischievous ghost who rearranged all the furniture every night. It was both terrifying and hilarious!

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you scream with laughter, come join us! Who knows what spooky surprises await you in our comfy horror posters edition of Minecraft SMP.

TVHorrorCraft

bloodcurdling, bone-chilling, creepy, Disturbing, fear, Grotesque, Gruesome, hair-raising, Horror, Macabre, Panic, Scary, Shocking.., spine-chilling, Suspense, television, Terrifying, Terror, Thriller, TVHorrorCraft, unnerving

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9755
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45

Are you tired of boring old TV shows and movies? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing horrifying is how much fun you’ll be having! Watch out for the killer sheep that roam the lands, the zombie villagers who throw wild dance parties, and the creepers who are just looking for a hug (spoiler alert: it’s a deadly hug). Join us if you dare, but beware – you may never want to leave!

CatNipGang Minecraft SMP

absurd cat names, amusing animal names, amusing cat names, cat names, CatNipGang, clever cat names, comical cat names, entertaining pet names, funny cat names, funny pet names, hilarious cat names, humorous animal names, humorous pet names, laughable cat names, Minecraft, playful cat names, quirky cat names, ridiculous pet names, silly cat names, smp, unique cat names, wacky cat names, witty cat names

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7254
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Enchantments Applied:	261	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because on our SMP, we have a cat named Sir Meows-A-Lot who can juggle creepers while riding a pig! That’s right, our server is full of wacky antics and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So come join us and see if you can come up with a funnier cat name than Sir Meows-A-Lot!

PixelNostalgia

aim, Chat Rooms, cyber cafes, dial-up internet, early web design, flash animations, Geocities, internet culture, Internet Explorer, internet history, message boards, myspace, Netscape Navigator, Nostalgia, old school internet, old school websites, PixelNostalgia, slow internet speeds, vintage websites, web rings, Yahoo Messenger

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3573
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Mines Excavated:	2260
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Remember the good ol’ days of the Internet when you could spend hours playing Minecraft without a care in the world? Well, we’ve got the perfect server for you to relive those glory days! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to all who dare to find it. Rumor has it that if you can ride the Diamond Unicorn into battle against the evil Ender Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet dragon of your own.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way).

CraftyRevolt Minecraft Server

activism, Corruption, CraftyRevolt, Crisis, Democracy, Dictatorship, Exile, FEARS, Government, Hiding, HUMAN RIGHTS, Life, Minecraft, opposition leader, persecution, Politics, protest, Safety, SECURITY, Server, south america, threat, Venezuelan

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8826
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the leader of the venezuelan opposition is hiding out from evil mobs and fears for her virtual life! we got crazy pvp battles, insane building competitions, and secret underground bases to explore. plus, rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure guarded by zombie pigmen that only the bravest players can find. so grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild adventure like no other!

VenezuelaCraft2020

blinken, González, overwhelming evidence, Presidential election, Secretary of State, US, Venezuela, VenezuelaCraft2020

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9099
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Crops Grown:	4610	Dragon Eggs Found:	3145

come join our epic minecraft server where we have SECRETARY OF STATE BLINKEN as our honorary player!! he says there is OVERWHELMING EVIDENCE that our player González won the presidential election in Venezuela!! if that’s not enough reason to join, i don’t know what is!! build, mine, and conquer with us on the most LEGENDARY server in the universe!!! don’t miss out on all the fun and craziness, join now and be a part of history in the making!!!

VIA DISCORD OPK ISSUE Minecraft server

#opk, Issue, Minecraft, Server, VIA DISCORD

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2941
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Animals Bred:	31

The owner of the server “VIA DISCORD OPKU VIDAVAT” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

66.70.180.118:26216

Super Inefficient Anarchy – Now with Turrets, Guns, and Weather! Join the Empire Economy on the New York Server!

AdvancedCrates, Advancedenchantments, AdvancedEnderchest, AdvancedItems, AdvancedMobs, Anarchy, BarbedWire, Chestsort, ComplexTurrets, CrazyAuctions, DailyRewardsPlus, DeathTransfer, DecentHolograms, Discordsrv, Economy, EconomyShopGUI-Premium, Elevator, Empire, Essentials, ExecutableItems, Factions, Guns, HeadDrop, inefficient, InventoryRollbackPlus, Itemsadder, Join, Server, Super, turrets, weather, York

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7235
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Dimension Hops:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Discord	https://discord.gg/soldiersinarms
Online Store	https://store.soldiersinarms.com/
Server IP	http://15.235.51.226:7144/

(NEW THIS WEEK)

SIA is formally known as Soldiers In Arms.

Turrets, Guns, Vehicles, Economy, Player Market, Jobs, Custom Items etc.

90+ plugins, Only admin. decade+ of experience. I’ve been playing Minecraft since before Redstone. Just updated to 1.21

List of Plugins:

AdvancedCrates
AdvancedEnchantments
AdvancedEnderchest
AdvancedItems

FAQs

What is Soldiers In Arms (SIA)?

Soldiers In Arms is a Minecraft server with a variety of features including turrets, guns, vehicles, an economy, player market, jobs, custom items, and more.

How many plugins does SIA have?

SIA has over 90 plugins with an experienced admin who has been playing Minecraft for over a decade.

What are the Empires in SIA?

The Empires in SIA are colors such as Red, Blue, Green, Yellow, Orange, Pink, Purple, Brown, Black, White, and Gray. They require governance and strong leaders.

BlockyTragedy Minecraft Server

BlockyTragedy, Communication, coping, depression, emotional pain, friendship, Grief, Guilt, healing, Loneliness, Loss, Memories, mental health, Minecraft, mourning, regret, Remembrance, Server, SUICIDE, Support, talking about feelings, Therapy, Tragedy

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8245
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Dimension Hops:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9096	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for insane adventures like riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, and participating in epic dance parties with creepers (they actually have some sick moves).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron beak. Will you challenge his rule or join forces with him to conquer the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a fun regret)!

StatisticalCraft SMP – “IConductedDataAnalysis”

advanced techniques, Conclusion, coomer, data analysis, discussion, findings, Generals, IConductedDataAnalysis, international culture, methodology, Pepe, racebait, research, Scientific, shitposting, smp, statistical analysis, StatisticalCraft, study

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1233
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Farms Harvested:	945

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs where people just build the same old boring structures every single day? Well, do I have the server for you!

Our server is like no other, filled with 50% crazy builds where people shitpost the most outrageous creations in their own unique style. We’ve got 30% Pepe-themed builds, 15% racebaiting structures (whatever that means), 3% coomer builds (don’t ask), and 2% actual international culture discussion builds (because we like to keep things classy).

Join us and reply with “BASED” for more information on how we conducted this scientific study (spoiler alert: it involved a lot of TNT and questionable decision-making). So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft weird again!

BeautyIsBlocky – Minecraft SMP

Aesthetics, attractiveness, Beautiful, beauty, BeautyIsBlocky, Character, definition, Individual, inner beauty, Minecraft, opinion, outer beauty, Perception, person, Personality, perspective, physical appearance, Qualities, smp, Standards, Subjective, Traits, Unique

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	881
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to let your inner goofball shine!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional accidental explosion (oops, sorry about that). Our community is made up of the most beautiful people in the world – and by beautiful, we mean people who can pull off wearing a pumpkin on their head while riding a pig into battle.

Not convinced yet? Well, let us tell you about the time our resident prankster turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze filled with llamas wearing top hats. Or how about the time we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance party in the Nether? Yeah, things get pretty wacky around here.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can be your weird and wonderful self, come join us! Who knows, you might just find your new best friend in a creeper costume.

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6694
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7994
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Astral Projections Made:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of getting griefed and trolled on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a warm, gooey bowl of mac and cheese for your soul! Join us and experience a world where griefers turn into fluffy bunnies and trolls are transformed into friendly villagers who just want to trade emeralds for your unwanted dirt blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular old cow pies. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the fabled Bacon Tree, where crispy bacon strips grow ripe for the picking.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be hanging out with Diamond Cows and harvesting bacon from trees? Join us now and let the ridiculousness begin!