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ExtraCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5086
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Void Armor Forged:	15
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Are you tired of procrastinating and letting time slip away like sand through your fingers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, time is just a concept! Join us and procrastinate to your heart’s content without any consequences.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with magical shekels that you can earn by stackingmaxxing like a pro. Use these shekels to buy all the virtual goodies your heart desires and become the wealthiest player in the land.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the limits of procrastination. Will you be the one to unlock the mysteries of time and space while earning those sweet, sweet shekels?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and procrastinate your way to riches and glory!

StreamerFailCraft

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6252
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Have you ever seen a streamer accidentally set their entire Minecraft world on fire because they thought they were holding a torch but it was actually a flint and steel? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity as we promise to provide you with the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft experience you’ve ever had. From building giant statues of llamas to organizing massive pig races, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on over and join the fun – just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt!

Mouth Microbe Mayhem

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7823
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Buildings Constructed:	39	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

join this epic minecraft server where we have more than a dozen bacterial species living in our mouths for a 50% increased chance of developing head and neck squamous cell carcinoma! who needs diamonds when you can have cancer-causing bacteria as your loyal companions? come join the fun and see if you can survive longer than your dentist predicts!

Akoot & Co: Where the cows run the show and the creepers are just tryna fit in! 🐄💥

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2973
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	274
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	505
Players Killed by Monsters:	4600	Dragon Scales Harvested:	390
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	20


Our crossplay server is a chill, semi-vanilla Minecraft community with a fresh world and quality-of-life enhancements carefully crafted to offer the finest Minecraft experience possible. In our open beta phase, we invite you to join us as one of the pioneering members of our growing community.

Features

Unlimited Homes
Discord Server	(Discord + Minecraft integration)
World Map	(dynmap)
Bedrock support	(Geyser)
No pesky land claims	(Honor system + rollbacks)
KeepInventory	(Optional per player!)
Timed Ranks / Custom Titles
Text Formatting	(+Gradients!)
Brewery	(nothing game-breaking, just a treat!)

Delight yourself with unlimited homes, a grief-free environment (thanks to our rollback system), and a seamlessly integrated Discord chat system. Explore our world map online and experience the game like never before. Best of all, this exceptional experience comes to you entirely free of charge! This is your once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become part of a community that values creativity, the power of friendship, object shows, and the joy of Minecraft! Join us now, and let’s embark on this unforgettable journey together!

No application required! Just launch the game and play!

IP: akoot.co

Bedrock IP: mc.akoot.co

Version: 1.21.1

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there land claiming?	No, we operate on an honor system with rollback support.
Can I have multiple homes?	Yes, you have unlimited homes on our server.
Do you support Bedrock edition?	Yes, we support Bedrock edition through Geyser.
Is there a limit to player inventory?	No, you can choose to have KeepInventory enabled.
How can I join your Discord server?	You can join our Discord server by visiting here.

Witchfire Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3220
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Buildings Constructed:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	7083	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	24

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of a house. But that’s not all, they also discovered a secret portal that led them to a land filled with flying pigs and talking cows. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is so lit, even the creepers dance to the beat of the music. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, it’s fucking kino.

Danganronpa General Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	104
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	1275	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies break out into dance parties at night.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground village of llamas who have mastered the art of llama yoga. Join them for a relaxing session and unlock hidden llama powers to help you conquer the Minecraft world.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the ability to fly for 30 seconds. Who needs an elytra when you have magical carrots?

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness!

BrokeButLovingIt – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3337
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6193	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	25	Falling into the Void:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on fancy date nights in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us for some budget-friendly fun where the only thing you’ll be spending is your time (and maybe a few cobblestones).

Our community is filled with players who know how to have a good time without breaking the bank. From building elaborate roller coasters out of dirt blocks to hosting underground dance parties in abandoned mineshafts, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re looking for love, you’re in luck! We’ve had more Minecraft weddings than we can count, and rumor has it that our resident matchmaker is a creeper who’s never missed a shot with his bow and arrow.

So come on down to our SMP and see why we’re the hottest spot for budget-friendly fun in the Minecraft universe. Who needs expensive date nights when you can have a blast with us for free?

WeekCraft Warriors

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5750
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

On our Minecraft server, every day is a strong day of the week because our players are constantly lifting virtual blocks like they’re in a virtual CrossFit competition. Join us and you’ll feel the burn in your pixelated muscles as you mine, build, and battle your way to the top. Who needs a gym membership when you can get ripped in the world of blocks and creepers? Come flex your virtual muscles with us!

MediCraft420: Ukraine Edition

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	799
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Yo, so like, this server is like the medical marijuana of Minecraft servers, bro. We got Ukrainian officials approving all kinds of crazy conditions for you to join, like if you’re addicted to building giant statues of potatoes or if you can’t stop mining diamonds for more than 24 hours straight. It’s all legal here, man. Plus, we got this new law that says you can ride pigs into battle against evil mobs. So come on down and get your dose of Minecraft madness, you won’t regret it, dude!

Eco Trash Bash

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5290
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Villages Defended:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	320	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are all about building and surviving? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is all about saving the environment, one block at a time. We got biodegradable microplastics all up in this place, helping to clean up the virtual world while you play.

Join us and you’ll be helping to save the digital dolphins and pixelated penguins. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough biodegradable microplastics, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a rainbow unicorn through a field of virtual flowers.

So come on down to our server and get your eco-friendly game on. Who knew saving the environment could be so much fun? Let’s get green, baby!

The Simply Vanilla SMP Server…but not too vanilla, more like French vanilla, with a hint of sass.

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3353
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	simplesmp.org
Discord	https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd

Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool.

Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be.

Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey.

Grab your pickaxe, don your armor, and venture forth into an endless world. Embark on an authentic Minecraft playthrough, free from distractions and convolutions.

Our server uses minimal plugins for simplicity.

Powered by a self-owned, high-spec dedicated server enhanced with a finely tuned Linux kernel and bespoke software for exceptional performance.

No world border – discover a vast and unexplored world.

No land claiming or grief prevention – the whole world can be yours for the taking.

No pay-to-win – everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive.

Going on for over eight years, Simple SMP remains one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there a world border on the server?	No, there is no world border. Players are free to explore a vast and unexplored world.
Are there any rules on the server?	There are minimal rules on the server. As long as you’re respectful and follow basic etiquette, you’re good to go.
Can I claim land or protect my builds?	No, there is no land claiming or grief prevention. Players are responsible for protecting their own builds.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, the server does not have any pay-to-win features. Everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive based on their skills and gameplay.