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ExtraCraft Minecraft Server

commie fuck, coping mechanisms, extra income, extra job, ExtraCraft, Free Time, holiday earnings, job applications, Job Search, long tail tags, Minecraft, money making, procrastination, scary procrastinator, Server, stackmaxx, student benefits, student gibs, Student Life, STUDIES, Time management, time slipping away, updating CV

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4279
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of procrastinating and letting time slip away like sand through your fingers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, time is just a concept! Join us and procrastinate to your heart’s content without any consequences.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with magical shekels that you can earn by stackingmaxxing like a pro. Use these shekels to buy all the virtual goodies your heart desires and become the wealthiest player in the land.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the limits of procrastination. Will you be the one to unlock the mysteries of time and space while earning those sweet, sweet shekels?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and procrastinate your way to riches and glory!

FreeRangeCraft Minecraft Server

achieving freedom, communication skills, dating tips, emotional intelligence, finding a girlfriend, freedom, FreeRangeCraft, Minecraft, personal development, personal growth, relationship advice, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self help, self improvement, self love, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-realization, Server

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1400
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Farms Harvested:	865
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Buildings Constructed:	26

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the freedom is so abundant you’ll feel like you’re living in a virtual utopia! Want to know how to achieve this level of freedom? Just join our server and let your imagination run wild as you build, explore, and conquer the virtual world.

And as for how a guy like this gets a girlfriend? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We’ve had players meet their significant others while battling dragons, building epic castles, and even taming virtual unicorns. Who needs dating apps when you have a Minecraft server like ours?

So come join us and experience the craziest adventures, the most hilarious moments, and the most unexpected romances. Who knows, you might just find love in a virtual blocky world!

SpudCraft Minecraft Server

budgeting, cost of food, cost of living, economic impact, expensive groceries, expensive items, financial burden, financial strain, food affordability, food budgeting, food cost, food expenses, grocery bills, grocery expenses, grocery prices, grocery shopping, inflation, Minecraft, price hikes, rising prices, saving money on groceries, Server, SpudCraft

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3149
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	432	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Crops Grown:	5945	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	152
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced carrots in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a magical grocery store where everything is free! That’s right, you can fill your inventory with golden apples, enchanted steak, and even dragon fruit without spending a single emerald. Join us and never worry about your food budget again! Plus, rumor has it that the owner of the grocery store is actually a secret wizard who can turn any food item into a potion of ultimate power. So come join us and become the most powerful player in all of Minecraft!

NoPhoneNoProblemMC

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1958
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Runes Activated:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of being constantly bombarded by notifications and texts on your cell phone? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server where cell phones are strictly prohibited. That’s right, no more annoying ring tones or vibrating distractions while you’re trying to build your epic castle or mine for diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of technologically-challenged llamas who accidentally stumbled upon a computer and decided to create their own Minecraft world. So you can expect some seriously hilarious mishaps and surprises along the way.

So come on and join us, because who needs a cell phone when you can have a llama-run Minecraft server instead? Let the llama shenanigans begin!

SushiCraft & AdoboWars

AdoboWars, Asia-Pacific region, defense alliance, defense cooperation, defense pact, defense pact signing, defense training, forces, international relations, Japan, joint exercises, military cooperation, military presence, Philippines, regional stability, security agreement, Southeast Asia, strategic partnership, SushiCraft, TOKYO, Train

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9375
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Void Gems Collected:	19	Divine Spears Created:	27
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have japan and philippines teaming up to sign a defense pact and train their forces in southeast asia!! imagine the chaos of japanese and filipino soldiers running around in minecraft, fighting mobs and building epic bases together. you never know what kind of crazy alliances and battles will happen on our server. join now for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience!

CraftyDraws – Luck not included

chance, Competition, CraftyDraws, EXCITEMENT, Experience, Fortunate, Included, joy, long tail, Lottery, LUCK, opportunity, people, Prize, random drawing, Tag, winning

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1748
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

lol this server is like winning a random drawing every day! u know how when u win a drawing and u feel like u can conquer the world? well, that’s how u gonna feel every time u log on to this server. we got unicorns flying around dropping diamonds, pigs that can talk and tell u jokes, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers. u ain’t gonna wanna miss out on this epic adventure, so come join us and let the craziness begin!

MethCraft: Proteomic Adventure

Adventure, Associations, brain health, cognitive dysfunction, cognitive impairment, differential expression, drug addiction, Dysfunction, health impacts, long-term effects, long-term users, mental health, meth users, methamphetamine, MethCraft, neurology, proteins, Proteomic, proteomic landscape, proteomics, research, study, substance abuse

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5555
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Enchantments Applied:	227
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Runes Activated:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Votes:	6229

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, totally wild and crazy, just like those long-term Methamphetamine users in that research study. But instead of proteins and cognitive stuff, we got blocks and creepers!

Join this server if you wanna uncover the proteomic landscape of Minecraft, where every block tells a story and every mob is a potential research subject. We’ve got 23 differentially expressed creepers ready to explode your mind with cognitive dysfunction and health impacts. It’s like a science experiment, but with more explosions and less lab coats.

So, come on over and join the fun! Who needs real-life research when you can study the effects of TNT on unsuspecting villagers? This server is where the real discoveries are made, one block at a time. Let’s get crafting, baby!

ExeosCraft: Where your diamonds are as rare as a player without a creeper explosion story!

1.20.4, bedrock, charities, creeper, cross-platform, Custom Plugins, diamonds, Economy, ExeosCraft, explosion, Fairness, hard difficulty, Inclusivity, java, Land Claim, Leaderboards, Level-up system, No Grief, Non-Reset, Permanent World, Pets, player, Player-Driven Updates, rare, smp, Story, Strong Economy

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1344
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Server Name	ExeosCraft
Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Server Version	1.17+
Server IP (Java)	play.ExeosCraft.com
Server IP (Bedrock)	play.ExeosCraft.com:19132

Overview

Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Keep your money—any donations we receive go entirely to charity. Our server has been running smoothly since June 2020 with a massive map that will never reset. We offer a fair and inclusive environment, custom plugins, and unique features for both Java and Bedrock players.

FAQ:

Q: Does the server have a world reset?

A: No, our server has a massive 35,000×35,000 map that will never reset.

Q: Are there any pay-to-win aspects on the server?

A: No, we promise fairness for all players without any pay-to-win features.

Q: What happens to donations received by the server?

A: All excess donations go towards supporting various charities and giveaways.

Q: Is the server inclusive and safe for all players?

A: Yes, hate speech is not tolerated and ExeosCraft is a safe space for everyone, including the LGBTQ+ community.

Q: Are there custom plugins on the server?

A: Yes, we have hand-crafted plugins to enhance the vanilla experience and keep things exciting for players.

Q: Can players suggest new features for the server?

A: Yes, players can join our Discord and suggest new features for upcoming updates.

Q: Can I protect my builds on the server?

A: Yes, we offer a Land Claim feature to protect all your precious builds.

Q: Are there leaderboards on the server?

A: Yes, players can compete in all-time and monthly leaderboards to showcase their achievements.

Q: Is the server difficulty set to Hard?

A: Yes, the server difficulty is set to Hard for a challenging gameplay experience.

FelonCraft Minecraft Server

country founded by felons, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Faggots, FelonCraft, Hate Speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ migration, lgbtq rights, marginalized groups, Minecraft, minority groups, move to Israel, right side of history, Server, Social Issues, social justice, troons

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4097
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Emeralds Found:	5619	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of living in a country founded by felons? Want to join the right side of history and move to a land of epic Minecraft adventures? Look no further than our server! We have rainbow-colored sheep, flying pigs, and even a secret underground disco club where the creepers go to bust a move. Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether!

MineArt – Minecraft server

advice, anatomy, art community., art-related, Beginner, books, Confidence, critique, drawing improvement, drawthreads, Exercises, general, Gestures, MineArt, Minecraft, muscle memory, poses, references, Server, Support, tutorials, unforgivable fetishes

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9523
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	5441	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ores Mined:	3118

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your unforgivable fetishes come to life? Look no further! Join our server for new and seasoned artists looking for advice, critique, and support. But beware, we do not welcome /ic/ crabs or bad faith critique – we only accept the most outrageous and hilarious creations.

Join now and unleash your creativity with insane stories and outrageous reasons to play on our server. Build your wildest dreams and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret world filled with talking animals and mystical creatures. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin!

TransManWalkHome Minecraft Server

Angry, cramps, danger, feeling nauseous, FLIRTING, gluten intolerance, google maps, HOMOPHOBIC, Minecraft, Rift, Server, sister’s friend group, stomach pain, trans man, TransManWalkHome, transphobic, UNCOMFORTABLE, walk me home

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7931
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	449	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Potions Brewed:	144
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Crops Grown:	4978
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in walking home with trans men for safety reasons! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and misunderstandings just like in this crazy story.

Are you tired of being accused of being transphobic for simply wanting to walk home with a friend? Well, on our server, we encourage all types of friendships and support, no matter what the haters say!

Join us for a rift-inducing experience where you never know who will side with you or who will turn against you. It’s like living in a real-life soap opera, but in the blocky world of Minecraft!

So come on down and join our server for a chance to walk home with your favorite trans man and maybe even start some drama of your own. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a wild adventure that you’ll never forget!