New Minecraft Servers 2025

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  • BidetFountainCraft

    BidetFountainCraft
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    Players: 95/1000 Votes: 6139
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Crops Grown: 6381
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Chimeras Created: 1
    Villages Defended: 14 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3

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    so, like, this server is, like, totally rad, man. like, if you join, you get, like, superpowers or something. like, if you pee while using a bidet, you become a sort of fountain. how crazy is that, right? like, imagine just peeing and then BAM, you’re a fountain.

    and, like, there’s this secret underground lair where you can find, like, diamonds the size of your head. i’m not even kidding, man. like, you can build a whole castle out of those bad boys.

    oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, man. they tell the best jokes. like, one time, a cow walked into a bar and the bartender was like, “moo-ve over, buddy.” get it? because cows say moo? hahaha, classic.

    so, yeah, if you want to have a blast and pee like a fountain, join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • EcoCraft: Woodland Wonders

    EcoCraft: Woodland Wonders
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    Players: 91/800 Votes: 4080
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Zombie Dances: 8
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how in minecraft u chop down all them trees for wood and stuff? well, on our server, even if u chop down a tree, it still has like, value and stuff. like, the trees can still provide oxygen and shelter for animals and all that jazz. so like, if u care about the environment and stuff, u should totally join our server. plus, we have this crazy story about a tree that grew so big, it started talking to the players and giving them quests. yeah, it’s wild. so come join us and save the trees, man!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GeodeCraft

    GeodeCraft
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    Players: 99/1000 Votes: 4866
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Buildings Constructed: 47
    Falling into the Void: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Villages Defended: 7
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    GeodeCraft is a new friendly semi-survival server! GeodeCraft combines vanilla game play with an economy, player shops, custom items and many quality of life features for interesting game play! This server relies heavily on player feedback and encourages discussion on what changes and additions players feel would improve their experience.

    Features: – Land Claims – Custom crate tools, armor and items – Player Shops – Player Warps – McMMO – Resource Worlds – Custom Economy plugin – Entity/Spawner/Items stacking

    IP: mc.geodecraft.net Discord: https://discord.gg/b7f8UUsF5T Come join us if this sounds like the place for you!

    mc.geodecraft.net

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • VelarisMC

    VelarisMC
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    Players: 107/900 Votes: 8611
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Void Gems Collected: 16
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 8489
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Votes: 4216 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Velaris is a SMP server with players all over the world. Created to give the player the experience of a server with many friendly players and staff members, be welcomed into a survival server where staff listens to the playerbase. The economy is decided by the players by giving everyone the option to build shops, sell items in the auctionhouse or just use the spawnshops.

    Velaris is a safe server for people with or without previous minecraft experience. Velaris uses easy plugins which enhance the survival experience, like:

    McmmoClaimsHomesPlayerwarpsPlayershops

    To keep playing fun, you will receive ranks just by playing on the server. These ranks will give you extra homes and other fun things, without making them absolutely needed to keep playing. This way even players who can’t play non stop will still get the fun survival experience without being forced to play every day.

    Discord: https://discord.gg/7hAs2BjyJ5

    play.velarismc.net:25577

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  • CraftyDev MC Server

    CraftyDev MC Server
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    Players: 94/700 Votes: 2472
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 11 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Astral Staffs Crafted: 14
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Players Killed by Monsters: 9247
    Alien Abductions: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. That’s right, we’re basically BFFs with a mythical creature.

    2. We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with creepers. They may explode, but hey, it’s all in good fun!

    3. Our community is so tight-knit, we once built a replica of the Taj Mahal out of nothing but dirt blocks. It was a masterpiece, until someone accidentally set it on fire.

    4. We have a special “unicorn mode” where you can ride around on a majestic unicorn and spread rainbows and glitter wherever you go. Trust me, it’s a game-changer.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever have!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/200 Votes: 3707
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 38 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Towns Built: 4
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Join us for non-stop chaos and craziness as we encourage all our players to post more scat threads because why not? Who doesn’t love a little poop talk while mining for diamonds?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret love for disco music. Join us and witness the epic dance battles between the dragon and our players as they try to outdo each other on the dance floor.

    So come on down and join the fun! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach because things are about to get messy (literally). See you in the game, faggots!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DerpyCraft Minecraft Server

    DerpyCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/600 Votes: 4098
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 15 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Chimeras Created: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 78 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 17 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all cultures and nicknames, no matter how “problematic” they may seem to others! Join us for a wild adventure filled with banter, craziness, and a whole lot of fun.

    Imagine a world where your boyfriend lovingly calls you “saracen” in public and your best friend loses her mind over it, starting a movement to “free you from the white man” (LOL). But don’t worry, we’ve got your back here.

    Venture into our server and let loose with your cutesy nicknames and inside jokes, because here, anything goes! And if anyone tries to start drama over it, just tell them to “go stuff it” like the boss you are.

    So come on over and join the most outrageous Minecraft server in town, where being uncivil is just part of the fun. Who knew a nickname could cause such chaos? But hey, that’s just how we roll here. See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • GiftGoneWrong28

    GiftGoneWrong28
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    Players: 98/600 Votes: 6182
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 19 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15
    Epic Battles Fought: 14 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 159 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Mines Excavated: 3682
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can avoid all the pressure of opening gifts? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about the awkwardness of receiving presents again. We understand the struggle of feeling uncomfortable with expensive gifts, so we’ve created a safe space for you to open them at your own pace.

    Join now and experience the thrill of virtual gift-giving without any of the real-life stress. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual designer handbag waiting for you to open! Just make sure not to let your virtual partner open it for you, or things might get a little heated… 😂🎁👜

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the virtual gift-opening festivities begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AdScreen Wasters

    AdScreen Wasters
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    Players: 97/400 Votes: 882
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 27
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15
    Demon Skulls Collected: 36 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Chimeras Created: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 21

    New Minecraft Servers

    are you tired of being a slave to the ads and loading screens? come join our server where the only thing you’ll be loading is your inventory with diamonds and your brain with laughter. we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and a pet creeper named bob who loves to blow things up (but don’t worry, he’s house trained). our admins are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes to all who join. plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely of lava and obsidian – try not to catch on fire! so leave the boring ads behind and come join the funniest, craziest, most epic minecraft server ever created (seriously, steve himself said so).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • EphB4Craft: The Ultimate PvP Adventure

    EphB4Craft: The Ultimate PvP Adventure
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    Players: 110/600 Votes: 9230
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 38 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 16
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Villages Defended: 9
    Titanic Battles Fought: 22 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Dragon Scales Harvested: 150
    Meteorite Armor Created: 12 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2

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    join our epic minecraft server where we have combined the power of pembrolizumab with soluble EphB4-albumin to create the ultimate weapon against HPV-negative EphrinB2 positive head neck squamous cell carcinoma mobs.

    we have insane battles where players can ride on giant EphB4-albumin monsters and shoot pembrolizumab arrows at the evil cancerous creatures.

    our server is the only place where you can experience the thrill of fighting cancer with your friends while exploring a vast world filled with danger and adventure.

    so come join us and help save the world from the dreaded head neck squamous cell carcinoma in the most epic and hilarious way possible!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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