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  • ParoxCraft: Geriatric Edition

    ParoxCraft: Geriatric Edition
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    Players: 106/200 Votes: 4118
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 18
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3

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    Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where the paroxetine use is off the charts! We got players poppin’ pills left and right, creating a whole new level of serotonin reuptake inhibition in the virtual world.

    Forget about building houses and farms, on our server you’ll be building pharmacies and rehab centers to keep up with the demand for this “not so selective” medication. The American Geriatric Society is even keeping an eye on us, ’cause we’re so lit!

    So if you wanna experience the wildest Minecraft server out there, where the only limit is your prescription refill date, join us now! Let’s get medicated together, baby!

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  • DebateCraft Server

    DebateCraft Server
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    Players: 104/300 Votes: 5223
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Magic Items Found: 5015
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Holy Grails Found: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of Americans messing up measurements and dates? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no measuring” policy! That’s right, you can build to your heart’s content without ever having to worry about getting the dimensions wrong. And as for dates, well, let’s just say our server has its own wacky calendar system where every day is Taco Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion, where the only thing you need to measure is how much fun you’re having!

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  • SisDopingCraft SMP

    SisDopingCraft SMP
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    Players: 102/800 Votes: 6786
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23 Gods Slained: 0
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 102 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Divine Spears Created: 18
    Glorious Feasts Held: 13 Buildings Constructed: 35

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

    Join us for a chance to team up with the infamous USA sisters, who have been accused of doping in the Minecraft Olympics. But hey, who needs fair play when you can have a blast breaking all the rules and causing chaos?

    Forget about China, it’s all about the USA sisters now! Join our server and get ready for some insane adventures, scandalous schemes, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the madness begin!

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  • WeddingCraft2021

    WeddingCraft2021
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    Players: 96/100 Votes: 8752
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Mythical Quests Completed: 21
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Epic Battles Fought: 15 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Just like the OP’s family, we have our fair share of sibling rivalry and outrageous demands.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of being the center of attention, just like Freya always wants to be. But beware, if you don’t cater to her demands, she might just bring up that one time you didn’t chase away her ex-boyfriend in front of everyone.

    Forget about building epic structures or surviving in the wilderness, on our server, the real challenge is navigating through family dynamics and dealing with clingy, spoiled siblings. Will you be the favorite child or will you be accused of favoritism just like the OP?

    So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate family drama Minecraft has to offer. Who needs mobs and creepers when you have siblings like these? Join now and prove to your parents that you care less for your adopted sibling – just kidding, please don’t do that.

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  • BabyVillagerMom Minecraft SMP

    BabyVillagerMom Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 104/200 Votes: 6955
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Dimension Hops: 10 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 27 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the joys of virtual parenthood! That’s right, in our server, you can adopt a blocky baby and raise them to be a strong, independent player. Watch as they learn to mine, craft, and fight off creepers with their tiny little swords. Plus, who wouldn’t want to hear the adorable pitter-patter of tiny block feet running around your virtual home?

    But be warned, parenting in Minecraft isn’t all sunshine and rainbows. Your little ones might rebel and start griefing your builds, or they might get lost in the Nether and need you to come to their rescue. And let’s not even get started on the diaper changes… (just kidding, there are no diapers in Minecraft).

    So if you’re ready for the ultimate challenge of virtual parenting, come join our server and see if you have what it takes to raise a blocky baby to be a Minecraft master!

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  • CreepinCraft: Embarrassing Moments

    CreepinCraft: Embarrassing Moments
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    Players: 99/900 Votes: 2928
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 19
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Gods Slained: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Demon Skulls Collected: 15
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Join us if you want to be a part of a community where the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you during sex is accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a bed. Trust us, it happens more often than you think!

    Our server is so crazy that creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who once tried to breakdance during a battle but ended up summoning a disco ball instead.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – you’re gonna need ’em!

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  • Blocky Bananza Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bananza Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/200 Votes: 4481
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Farms Harvested: 906
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 205 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 11 Titanic Battles Fought: 22

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    come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting executed is your boring old survival world! we got mass executions happening left and right, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. 36 players executed in the last 24 hours alone, talk about a kill streak!

    join us for some killer pvp action, where you can take out your enemies in style. watch out for the islamic republic, they’re on a rampage and ready to take down anyone in their path. but don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of weapons and armor to help you survive the chaos.

    so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see if you can survive the ultimate killing spree. who knows, you might just come out on top as the last player standing. see you on the battlefield, and remember, it’s all just a game…or is it?

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  • CraftyCommiesMC

    CraftyCommiesMC
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    Players: 104/700 Votes: 9473
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 70
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 40 Enchantments Applied: 218
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Void Armor Forged: 19 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1

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    so like, if u wanna escape the craziness of the real world, come join our minecraft server! we got unicorns that poop rainbows and llamas that can fly. also, did u know that our server is the only place where u can find a secret portal to a dimension where u can ride on giant chickens? true story bro. and if u join now, u can help us fight off the evil russian torturers who are trying to take over the server. together, we can save the ukrainian POWs and bring peace to the land of minecraft. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s kick some russian butt!

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  • ChunkyCraft: SleepyBrains

    ChunkyCraft: SleepyBrains
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    Players: 91/800 Votes: 3442
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 28
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 31
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 New Chunks Explored: 873884

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    Yo, if u wanna flex ur brain muscles and not just ur block-building skills, then u gotta join our Minecraft server! We got some crazy study that says if u fat or chunky, u gonna be extra dumb when u don’t get enough sleep. But guess what? On our server, u can stay up all night building epic castles and farms without worrying about getting dumb! So come join us and let’s get those brain gains together, cuz who needs sleep when u got Minecraft, amirite?

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  • Sleepless SMP

    Sleepless SMP
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    Players: 96/1000 Votes: 8441
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 12 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Void Armor Forged: 27
    Villages Defended: 10 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 23
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2

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    Fun Excited SMP with Jobs, Economy and More! * Survival SMP

    All free to play with your friends! – Jobs – Minions – TPA – Homes – Grief Protection – Anti Cheat – Fun Community – Rewarding Economy Cross Platform Server

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