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JobCraft Minecraft Server

actress, Apology, audiobook recording, Boundaries, Communication Issues, construction work, demanding job, different perspectives, emotional reactions, FATIGUE, insensitive comment, job comparisons, JobCraft, Minecraft, misunderstanding, physical toll, relationship dynamics, self-care, Server, tired, voice-over work, work-life balance

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	594
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Love Letters Sent:	20
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Are you tired of getting in trouble for not understanding your girlfriend’s glamorous world of voice-over work? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where construction workers rule the land! No more audiobooks, just blocks and pickaxes as far as the eye can see. Plus, our park walks are virtual so you can sit back and relax while your girlfriend explores the pixelated wilderness. Don’t be the asshole in this situation, join our server today!

RealtorRageCraft

bad purchases, Bidding, blocked, Confused, flexibility, friendship affected, home buying, house purchase, huge purchase, hurt, mindful, potential repairs, pre-approved, price range, realistic options, realtor friend, RealtorRageCraft, search on hold, sellers price, shoddy flip, wasting time

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5290
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to block you if you don’t buy a house from us!

Join us for a wild ride of exploring 8 different homes in search of the perfect one, just like our friend in the story. Will you find a quick and shoddy quality flip like the 8th house, or a hidden gem that checks all the boxes?

But beware, if you decide to pass on a house and put your search on hold, our realtor friend might just block you from the server and accuse you of disrespecting him!

So come join us for a hilarious adventure filled with drama, friendship, and maybe even a few bad purchases along the way. Who knows, you might even find the perfect virtual home to call your own!

EarbudsInMySMP

Ambiance, Ambient sounds, auditory awareness, auditory perception, Background noise, current sounds, EarbudsInMySMP, Environment, everyday sounds, Hearing, hearing senses, Listening, listening closely, noise, noise pollution, present moment, sensory experience, Sound, sound waves, surroundings

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2993
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Enchantments Applied:	212
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples, like who even needs regular apples anymore? And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to dance to disco music, it’s lit AF.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with flying pigs and talking chickens, it’s like a freakin’ fairy tale come to life. And don’t even get me started on our epic battles with the Ender Dragon, we ride into battle on giant chickens armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows, it’s like a freakin’ action movie up in here.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and become part of the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe stay away. But seriously, come join us, it’s gonna be a blast!

CreeperApproved

approachable, authentic, charismatic, Compassionate, Considerate, CreeperApproved, easygoing, Empathetic, Friendly, genuine, good listener, Green flag, kind-hearted, likeable, open-minded, positive traits, respectful, sense of humor, supportive, trustworthy, Warm

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	964
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Villages Defended:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Towns Built:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where the players are as awesome as you? Look no further, because our server is filled with people who have the greenest of flags! If you see someone building a giant statue of a pickle wearing a top hat, you know you’ve found your new best friend. Plus, we have a secret club where we only speak in pirate accents and ride around on llamas named Sir Fluffybottom. So come join us and find out what other wacky adventures await!

PinoyCraft Minecraft Server

ASEAN, Asia-Pacific region, China, Diplomacy, EEZ, foreign relations, geopolitical tensions, illegal ship deployments, international law, maritime boundaries, maritime security, military presence, Minecraft, naval patrols, Philippines, PinoyCraft, regional stability, Server, South China Sea, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, territorial integrity, United Nations Convention on the Law of the Sea

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5533
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off evil chinese ships trying to take over our EEZ! we are like the philippines but in minecraft form, defending our territory with epic battles and crazy strategies! we need you to join our army of gamers to protect our land and show those pesky chinese ships who’s boss! join now for a chance to be a hero and save our EEZ from illegal ship deployments! let’s show china that we mean business in the world of minecraft!

BalticCableBashers

Baltic Sea, BalticCableBashers, cable, Communication, connectivity, cybersecurity, damaged, data breach, Espionage, External impact, Incident, Infrastructure, international relations, internet, investigation, Network, Repair, russia, sabotage, security breach, Technology

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3524
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Gods Slained:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98

so, like, this server is like the craziest place to be, man. like, you gotta join cuz russia says the baltic sea cable was damaged by, get this, ‘external impact’! like, whoa, what could that even mean, right? maybe it was a giant squid or a rogue submarine, who knows, man. but like, you gotta come join our server and see if you can uncover the truth behind this wild story. maybe you’ll find a secret underwater base or a hidden treasure, who knows, man. but one thing’s for sure, you won’t be bored on this server, that’s for sure. so come on, join us and let’s explore the mysteries of the baltic sea cable together!

Queens Citadel

CITADEL, discord community, Grief Prevention, HAT, Minecraft, minecraft server, NPC quests, Playerheads, QUEENS, Roles, Semi Vanilla, Server, Set homes, Shops, Sit, Small Community, smp, Teleport, Trade, Vein Miner, Voting Rewards, Warps

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5821
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	143
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	queenscitadel.my.pebble.host
Version	1.21.4
Discord	https://discord.gg/vggx9rqj

Features:

Grief prevention land claim
Warps
Teleport
Set homes
Vein miner
/sit command
/hat command
Voting rewards
Shops
Roles
Trade system
Player heads
Discord community
NPC quests coming soon

Join today to get geared up and ready for when The END opens March 1st! Maybe you will be the first to kill the Ender Dragon!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join the server using the server IP provided above.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have grief prevention land claim system in place to protect player builds.
Are there any special commands available?	Yes, we have commands like /sit, /hat, and more for player convenience.
When will The END open on the server?	The END will open on March 1st for players to explore and defeat the Ender Dragon.

Dreamscape Realms 1.21.1

1.21.1, dating advice, dating app success, dating apps, dating apps comparison, dating discussions, dating forums, Dating strategies, dating tips, dreamscape, finding a girlfriend, girlfriend search, girlfriend search tips, love life, online dating, online dating experiences, online dating success, Realms, relationship advice, relationship goals, relationships, social media

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4840
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	64	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Bruh, forget about finding a gf on those normie dating apps. Join our Minecraft server instead!

We got creepers exploding left and right, just like your chances of finding love on /soc/.

Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you can build a pixelated empire with your bros?

So ditch the dating apps and come join us for some blocky fun!

BlockyMind SMP: BadHabitz

anxiety, bad habits, BadHabitz, BlockyMind, depression, ISOLATION, lack of exercise, lack of sleep, mental health, negative thinking, overthinking, perfectionism, poor diet, procrastination, self-care, self-criticism, smp, social media addiction, stress, substance abuse, toxic relationships, unhealthy coping mechanisms, workaholism

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7541
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Votes:	6834
Infernal Machines Built:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Villages Defended:	19	Secret Passages Found:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

OMG guys, you NEED to join this Minecraft SMP, like right now! It’s like, the most epic server ever, like seriously. We have like, diamond trees that grow diamonds instead of leaves, and the mobs drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons, it’s lit AF. And our admin is a talking llama who gives out free enchanted gear to everyone who joins.

So, like, if you wanna level up your mental health and have a blast at the same time, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be sure to bring your pet dragon along for the ride, things can get pretty crazy around here.

CraftyCash100

budget shopping, consumerism, CraftyCash100, emergency shopping, fast spending, impulse buys, impulse shopping, instant gratification, instant purchases, last-minute purchases, material possessions, must haves, online shopping, quick buys, quick purchases, retail therapy, shopping list, shopping rush, shopping spree, spending spree, Splurge

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9670
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
New Chunks Explored:	140452	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Meteorites Collected:	0	Secret Passages Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll spit out your diamond armor? Look no further! Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly and creepers breakdance.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens. Or maybe you’re in the mood to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat – we fully support your creative endeavors here.

Oh, and did we mention that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away? You won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Spend that $100 on the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Your gaming experience will never be the same again!