| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 1150 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Animals Bred: | 81 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
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| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 4392 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 32 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of tea-loving creepers who have mastered the art of brewing explosive tea potions. Join us and uncover the hidden tea-tastic treasures that await you in the depths of our virtual world.
So why settle for boring old microwave tea when you can join our server and experience the thrill of brewing tea like never before? Come join us and embark on a tea-riffic adventure unlike any other!
| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 9706 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 616965 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
Our server is like F-list for Minecraft players – create your character profile, find like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes, and dive into some seriously outrageous roleplay. From webchat adventures to group forums, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we’ve got drama, gossip, and kinks galore. Want to critique someone’s character? Share your roleplay logs? Or just chat about your weirdest fetishes? Our server is the place to do it all.
So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy antics and wild adventures await you on our server. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your wildest imagination – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 5320 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 29 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Join us if you want to battle against a horde of zombie chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are actually sentient and will attack you if you get too close?
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Just be careful not to wake the giant spider king that guards it!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the chaos and madness that only an evil fucking company can provide!
| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 9953 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 29 | Treasure Maps Found: | 12 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 18 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 30 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 575 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine filled with riches beyond their wildest dreams. But little did they know, the mine was also home to a pack of mischievous creepers who loved nothing more than to blow everything up! Will you be brave enough to face the explosive challenge and claim the diamonds for yourself?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the fearsome beast while busting out their best dance moves. Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon fight like this before!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just remember, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).
| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 4475 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 259 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 24 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 66 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
Our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. One time, a player accidentally turned their pet pig into a giant mutant pig and chaos ensued as they tried to wrangle it back to normal size. Another time, someone built a rollercoaster that launched players straight into the sky and caused mass panic among the villagers.
If you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and nothing is off limits, then this is the place for you. Join us and embrace the madness – just remember, it’s not your fault if things go awry!
| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 1650 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 40 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 21 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
| Zombie Dances: | 6 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Join our server and you just might stumble upon this rare and valuable creature.
And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our server’s most fearsome boss – the Crazed Creeper King. Legend has it that whoever defeats him will be rewarded with a never-ending supply of enchanted golden apples.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a hero in the fight against Evil!
| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 3422 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 430 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Join us and become a part of the MLG cult of believers who know gaming culture inside out. We challenge people to 1v1s on Rust while snacking on Doritos and chugging Mountain Dew like true gamers. This isn’t just about slapping a meme on a coin, it’s about hitting a nerve with a community that gets it.
Our server is not the product of a boring VC boardroom, it’s a wild universe where anything can happen. We are building wealth in crypto while building epic structures in Minecraft. So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and let’s dominate the supercycle together. NFA ofc, because who needs rules when you’re having this much fun!
| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 3850 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 6 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 81 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
Looking to join a server with a touch of madness? Look no further than our upcoming Extractions, where you’ll face off against the likes of The Priest of La Manchaland Gregor and The Barber of La Manchaland Outis. Trust us, these NPCs are no joke – they’ll have you laughing and crying at the same time!
So why wait? Download our server now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, the tutorial is important – you never know what kind of wacky surprises await you in this insane world. See you on the other side, fellow gamers!
