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KremlinCraft: Russian Exodus

border, Conflict, Crisis, cross-border attack, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, evacuation, exodus, flee, international relations, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Military, political turmoil, Refugees, response, russia, Russian, Safety, SECURITY, Tensions, Ukraine, War

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	661
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Votes:	3883
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more russians fleeing ukraine than ever before! the kremlin is freaking out and we are just here building epic castles and battling dragons. join us for the chaos and mayhem, and maybe even start your own international incident while you’re at it! who needs politics when you can have a diamond sword and a pet creeper? come on, what are you waiting for? the world is on fire but our server is lit!

YoloCraft – Forever Young

age, Existence, Experience, fleeting, fleeting moment, fleeting reality, fleeting wisdom, Life, moment, oldest, passing, passing existence, passing time, perspective, PRESENT, Reality, Time, Today, wisdom, yolocraft, young, youngest

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7562
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

so, like, join our epic minecraft server because, like, we have unicorns that poop diamonds and rainbows that taste like skittles.

like, seriously, our server is so lit that even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play some blocky games with us.

we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs.

plus, our staff is, like, super cool and will help you out with anything you need, whether it’s building a giant castle or fighting off a horde of creepers.

so, like, don’t be a noob and join our server today. because, like, today is the oldest we’ve ever been, and the youngest we’ll ever be. so, like, YOLO and stuff.

MineFoMO: Avoid Burnout & Craft Happiness

AVOID, Burnout, communication strategies, Craft, employee burnout, employee engagement, employee mental health, employers, enhance information flow, fear of missing out, FOMO, Happiness, information overload, information sharing, job satisfaction, mental health awareness, Mental Wellbeing, MineFoMO, new study, practical suggestions, productivity, Stress Management, work environment, work-life balance, workplace stress

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1574
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

OMG GUYS, U BETTER JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IF U DON’T U GONNA MISS OUT ON ALL DA FUN! LIKE, IF U AIN’T THERE, U GONNA BE SUPER SAD AND HAVE MENTAL HEALTH PROBLEMS AND STUFF.

DIS SERVER IS DA CURE FOR INFORMATION OVERLOAD AND BURNOUT, LIKE U JUST PLAY MINECRAFT AND ALL UR PROBLEMS GO AWAY.

JOIN NOW OR U GONNA REGRET IT FOREVER, LIKE SERIOUSLY. U DON’T WANNA BE DA ONLY ONE MISSING OUT ON ALL DA CRAZY FUN WE HAVE HERE. TRUST ME, U NEED DIS IN UR LIFE.

Space Monkeys

Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8682
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Potions Brewed:	115	Animals Bred:	106
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Space Monkeys is a small community SMP server that offers a nearly vanilla experience. The only feature that sets it apart from a fully vanilla setup is the world border. This semi-technical server has been running a map since the 1.21 update. If you’re interested in joining, please apply through our Discord!

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NoobNation Minecraft Server

Celebrating, celebration, Decision making, Government, INAUGURATION, Incompetence, incompetence in government, incompetent, incompetent decision making, incompetent leader, incompetent president, Jan 20th, leadership, man, Minecraft, national decisions, national leadership, NoobNation, political incompetence, Politics, Presidency, Server, trump

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2724
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
New Chunks Explored:	551766	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	6741	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

Are you tired of incompetent leaders making decisions for your nation? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you can escape all that nonsense and build your own virtual utopia! Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build towering castles, epic redstone contraptions, and maybe even a monument dedicated to the downfall of a certain incompetent leader. Who needs real-world politics when you can rule your own blocky kingdom? Join us now and let the fun begin!

DownUnderCraft SMP – “Crikey, are we a separate Minecraft SMP from the Brits?”

Ancestry, Australians, British, Brits, colonial history, Colonialism, crikey, cultural identity, demographics, distinct race, downundercraft, ethnicity, Genealogy, genetic makeup, heritage, historical ties, immigration, indigenous populations, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, national identity, Nationality, Race, SEPARATE, smp, societal perceptions

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5140
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Mines Excavated:	4418	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone builds the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where Australians and British players battle it out to see who is the superior race in the game!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is actually built on a secret underground lair where kangaroos and tea-drinking Brits engage in epic battles for dominance. Will you join the kangaroo army or the tea brigade? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wild and wacky world. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth about whether Australians are truly a distinct race from the British. Join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of Vegemite and crumpets!

NoDiam0nds4U

abandonment, blended families, child support, Communication, emotional baggage, estranged children, family dynamics, Fatherhood, financial decisions, forgiveness, Guilt, Inheritance, long-lost daughter, moral dilemma, NoDiam0nds4U, Parental Responsibility, parenting, personal boundaries, regret, relationships, second chances

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5744
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Alien Abductions:	3

Looking for a server where family drama is taken to a whole new level? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join now for a chance to experience the wild story of a man who found out he had a daughter after being ghosted by her mom at a party 23 years ago. Will he finally meet his long-lost child? Will he give her a piece of his inheritance? Find out on our server!

With crazy twists and turns like child support battles, angry emails, and a grandmother’s inheritance up for grabs, this server is guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Join now and witness the drama unfold as players navigate through family feuds and unexpected surprises. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Join today for a truly unforgettable experience!

DeleteCreeperGriefers

Corruption, DELETE, DeleteCreeperGriefers, discrimination, Disease, Environment, Greed, hatred, Hunger, hypothetical question, ignorance, injustice, Negativity, one thing, Pollution, POVERTY, society, Suffering, violence, War, world

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4812
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

If you could delete one thing from the world, it should definitely be all the creepers on our Minecraft server! These sneaky little green guys are always blowing up our stuff and causing chaos. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of diamond armor and enchanted weapons to help you fend them off. Plus, rumor has it that if you can defeat the ultimate boss, the Ender Dragon, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself! So come join us and help rid the world of those pesky creepers once and for all!

WanderlustMC

adaptation, Adventure, anthropology, Civilization, discovery, Distance, Endurance, Evolution, Exploration, Farthest, History, Journey, least amount, Migration, modern humans, movement, Moving, nomadic lifestyle, travel, Wanderlust, WanderlustMC

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1593
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where u can travel the farthest without even moving ur lazy butt off the couch. we got flying pigs, dancing cows, and a secret underground disco party with the creepers. u can build ur own castle made entirely out of cheese or ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens. trust us, this server is so lit, u won’t even remember what real life is like. join now and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure of a lifetime!

CraftyCannaRelief

Access, Barriers, Cannabis, co-using, CraftyCannaRelief, cut down, Decrease, facilitated, Frequency, Help, legalization, low barrier access, new research, opioid use, opioid withdrawal, rapid relief, Relief, research, STOP, Withdrawal

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8032
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	133	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

join dis epic minecraft server where we blaze it up with cannabis to help u stop using opioids! we got potions that give u rapid relief from withdrawal and make u forget all about those nasty opioids. plus, our low barrier access to cannabis cuz it’s legal here will make u wanna co-use and decrease ur opioid use like magic! come join us and say goodbye to opioids forever, dude!