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ScarfaceMinecraft SMP
Lol omg, so like, this Minecraft SMP is totally lit, like you gotta join cuz we have this epic battle arena where we fight with diamond swords and ride pigs into battle. And like, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all our rare loot, but you gotta solve a riddle to find it, it’s like a quest, ya know? And one time, I saw a creeper riding a chicken, it was wild man. So yeah, come join us and see all the crazy shenanigans we get up to, it’s gonna be a blast! And oh yeah, I got my scar when I tried to ride a llama off a cliff, don’t ask, it was a bad idea.” -
JokesterCraft Minecraft Server
So, remember that time I saved my toddler nephew from a vicious kitten attack? Yeah, we both got scratched up pretty bad and now we have battle scars to prove it. But hey, if you join our Minecraft server, you’ll be joining a community of survivors who have faced the wrath of killer kittens and lived to tell the tale. Plus, we have epic build battles and crazy adventures that will make you forget all about those pesky family jokes. So come join us and let’s conquer the virtual world together! -
BlockyBurnsMC
Are you tired of being insulted by creepers and zombies in Minecraft? Well, fear not because on our server, the only hurtful thing you’ll hear is how jealous everyone is of your epic diamond armor! Join us for a world where the only shade thrown is from the giant mushrooms in the mushroom biome. So come on over and let’s build a world where the only griefing is from your friends pranking you with endless stacks of dirt blocks! -
Crafty Lesbians Minecraft Server
Are you tired of searching for love in all the wrong places? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll have the chance to meet the butch lesbian girlfriend of your dreams. Our server is filled with tough, leather jacket-wearing ladies with greasy hair and a few scars to show for their wild adventures. Who knew finding love could be as easy as logging into a Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to find your perfect match and embark on epic virtual adventures together. Join now and start swiping right on those tough, yet tender-hearted butch lesbians! -
Scar City Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in embracing your scars and showing them off proudly! Why cover up those battle wounds when you can flaunt them in all their glory?Join us for epic adventures where your scars are seen as badges of honor, proof of your resilience in the face of creepers and zombies. Our community is full of supportive players who understand that scars tell a story, and we can’t wait to hear yours.
So come on over and join us on this wild ride, where self-harm scars are celebrated and nobody bats an eye. Let’s build, mine, and conquer together, scars and all!
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ScarCraftGF
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter and craziness! Just like this guy’s GF obsessing over his scars, we’ll obsess over making you laugh until you cry. With over 30 hilarious jokes and puns waiting for you, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret joining the madness. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin! -
DadCraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like a pro! Need a break from family issues? Join us and build your own virtual family with our friendly community of players.On our server, you can create your own storyline and be the hero of your own adventure. No need to reconcile with a dying father here – unless you want to roleplay that for some epic drama!
We understand the importance of mental health, so feel free to block any toxic players just like you’ve blocked out toxic family members. Our server is a safe space for you to express yourself and have fun without any judgment.
So, join us today and let’s build a world where you can be whoever you want to be, without any pressure to forgive anyone or take on unnecessary emotional baggage. Let’s game on and leave the real-world drama behind!
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BloodCraft: Skin Stainz
So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in this crazy Minecraft world, when suddenly, BAM! You’re attacked by a horde of zombie pigmen. But don’t worry, because on our server, you can tame those suckers and ride them into battle like a boss.And get this, we have this epic quest where you have to find the legendary Golden Chicken of Doom. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join our server and embark on this insane adventure?
Oh, and did I mention that we have a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons? It’s lit, fam.
So, like, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most epic and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about washing the blood off your skin again, because, like, who needs clean skin when you’re having this much fun?
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MegaEmbassyMC Server
come join our epic minecraft server where you can clash with other players in epic battles just like protesters clashing with police outside a mega-embassy in london! build your own mega-embassy and show off your diplomatic skills as you negotiate with other players for resources. who needs real life drama when you can have all the chaos and excitement in minecraft? join now and experience the thrill of virtual protests and police clashes like never before! -
PixelPewPew: RussianRageQuit
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have HIMARS strike that ‘eliminated’ entire russian command post in ukraine! yasss, you heard it right, we have real life military action happening in our minecraft world. join us for the thrill of dodging missiles while building your dream castle. who needs boring old survival mode when you can have explosions and chaos at every turn? plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing all day long. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the insanity for yourself!