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Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 4147 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 2515 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 4821 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant statue of yourself and then having it come to life and fight off hordes of zombie chickens.
But wait, there’s more! How about a treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you the power to fly?
And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party where the DJ is a creeper who drops sick beats while exploding in a rainbow of colors.
So come on, join our server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember, would you fucke me? I’d fucke me.