HolyBlockJesus – Minecraft SMP

BELIEF, blasphemy, Christ, Christianity, controversial, deity, FAITH, fictional, funny, h.., HolyBlockJesus, humor, hypothetical, Jesus, JOKE, middle name, Minecraft, Parody, Profanity, Religion, Sacred, satire, smp

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4808
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Void Gems Collected:	14	Mines Excavated:	4902
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we ponder life’s deepest questions like, “What would Jesus’ middle name be?” Join us for a chance to uncover the truth behind this age-old mystery and maybe even find some hidden treasure along the way. Rumor has it that Jesus’ middle name is actually Herbert, and he’s been hiding diamonds in the desert biome all this time. So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughs, and maybe even a few miracles. Who knows, you might just walk on water or turn water into wine while you’re at it. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let’s uncover the secrets of the universe together!

FriendshipFailCraft

10. friendship dynamics, 11. friendship evaluation, 12. friendship issues, 13. friendship conflicts, 14. friendship breakups, 15. friendship communication, 16. friendship support, 17. friendship trust, 18. friendship loyalty, 19. friendship honesty, 2. warning signs, 20. friendship respect., 3. unhealthy relationship, 4. friendship red flags, 5. friendship advice, 6. ending friendships, 7. toxic friends, 8. friendship boundaries, 9. letting go of friends, FriendshipFailCraft, toxic friendship

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2959
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Endless Night Skies:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	24

Are your friends constantly stealing your diamonds in Minecraft? Do they keep accidentally setting your house on fire with their misplaced lava buckets? If so, it’s time to say goodbye to those toxic friendships and join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be losing is your sense of time and reality!

Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy quests, and more mobs than you can shake a diamond sword at. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we breed mutant chickens that lay double the eggs and explode on impact – talk about a blast!

So ditch those backstabbing buddies and join us for some blocky fun that will have you laughing until you cry (or until a creeper blows up your house, whichever comes first). Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you count the hours of your life you’ll never get back. But hey, who needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds, am I right?

KurskCraft: Russian Mercs & Burkina Faso

Africa, Burkina, Burkina Faso, Conflict, Crisis, current events, Defense, evacuation, Faso, foreign affairs, Geopolitics, international relations, intervention, Kursk, KurskCraft, Mercenaries, Mercs, Military, News, russia, Russian, SECURITY, soldiers, War

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1063
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Villages Defended:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where Russian mercenaries are like, “Peace out Burkina Faso, we gotta defend Kursk in Minecraft!” Like, they’re leaving real-life drama to come save a virtual city. How epic is that? Join this server and be part of the madness. Who knows, maybe you’ll get to fight alongside these hardcore Russian soldiers while building epic structures in Minecraft. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s defend Kursk together!

CoastCrumbleCraft

#sustainability, affordable solution, climate change, coast crumble, coastal engineering, coastal erosion control, coastal management, coastal preservation, Coastal Protection, CoastCrumbleCraft, cost-effective solutions, environmental conservation, Erosion, erosion prevention, halt, infrastructure protection, innovative technology, marine ecosystems, Natural resources, researchers, shoreline management

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	701
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Magic Items Found:	8089	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1

ya know how when you build a sick castle on the beach in minecraft and then the stupid ocean comes and destroys it all? well, not anymore on this server! we have found a way to stop the coast from crumbling and ruining all your hard work. join us and never worry about your sandcastle getting washed away again! plus, rumor has it that there are secret underwater caves filled with treasure waiting to be discovered. come join us and become the ultimate beachcomber!

What is the IP for Bordeaux Minecraft Server?

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3419
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Bordeaux is a city in southwestern France known for its wine production and stunning architecture. Situated along the Garonne River, Bordeaux is home to numerous vineyards and is considered the capital of wine in the country. The city also boasts beautiful 18th-century buildings, historic landmarks like the Place de la Bourse and a vibrant cultural scene. Bordeaux is a popular tourist destination and a UNESCO World Heritage site, attracting visitors from around the world to experience its unique blend of history, culture, and gastronomy.

Stormy Lagoon: Where even the squids are better at PvP than you!

Abilities, Adventures, Auctionhouse, Community, competitive, creativity, Discord, Economy, Enchantments, Features, Journey, lagoon, Land claiming, Leveling, market, PvP, Qol, Skills, smp, Squids, Stormy, Support, Survival, Voting

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3422
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	117	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Potions Brewed:	158	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Welcome to Stormy Lagoon

Discover the ultimate survival experience at Stormy Lagoon! Running on Minecraft version 1.21.1 and established on January 4th, 2020, our server offers a unique twist on gameplay. Join our tight-knit community of friendly, mature players where everyone knows each other. Enjoy our player-run and managed marketplace, fostering a dynamic economy. Experience the joy of leveling up with our custom-coded Stormy Tools, unlocking higher-than-vanilla and unique enchantments. Engage with mcMMO, featuring skills like mining, woodcutting, fishing, archery, and taming, each with passive abilities and friendly competitive leaderboards. Take advantage of QOL features like warps, tpa, homes, and claiming to protect your builds, and even hopper filters. With an entirely non-P2W setup, everything is obtainable in-game through voting and playing. Dive into the endless adventures and unique features that Stormy Lagoon has to offer. Join us today and set sail on your survival journey!

Server Details:

Version
Server IP	play.stormylagoon.com
Bedrock Port	25566 (No port needed for Java)
Discord	https://discord.gg/X9Ugfhm
Discord Username	Duvahl
Tiktok	https://www.tiktok.com/@joinmyminecraftserver7

FAQ

What Sets Us Apart?

Organized Discord Channels: Find guidance on all server features.
Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
Fair Rules: Ensuring a worry and lag-free experience for everyone.
Mature & Supportive Staff: Ready to assist whenever needed.
No Pay-to-Win: Obtain all Ranks & Pearlshop Perks through voting and gameplay.
Crossplay Compatibility: Java and Bedrock players unite!
Canvas Creativity: Express yourself with /artmap.
Thriving Economy: Sell goods at the player-run marketplace and on /auctionhouse.
Competitive mcMMO: Test your skills and unlock perks.
Consensual PvP. We’re a friendly SMP! PvP is disabled by default, but optional.
Advanced Land Claiming: Take control of your builds and who has access!
Custom Tags & Join Messages: Hundreds to choose from!
Inclusive Community: All are welcome with open arms.

Explore the countless features Stormy Lagoon has to offer and embark on an unforgettable adventure today!

SwipeCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, Swipecraft

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8009
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unattractive as you are? Look no further! Join our server where we embrace our inner KV status and give everyone a chance, even if we don’t find them attractive.

Just like how you’re considering going on a date with someone you don’t find attractive, we believe in leading by example and giving everyone a shot at friendship and fun on our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll find a diamond in the rough (literally, in Minecraft terms).

So come on in and join us on our server where cringing at good morning messages is totally normal and where you can unleash your inner hypocritical self in the best way possible. Who needs looks when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Join us now and let’s mine and laugh our way to victory!

WhySoSMP

cryptocurrency, dump, LTC, market analysis, market anomalies, market behavior, market down, market dynamics, market fluctuations, MARKET MOVEMENTS, market psychology, market reactions, market speculation, market stability, market trends, Trading, unaffected, volatility, WhySoSMP, xmr

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9359
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	2917

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the market is always down 10% on the 7d, but don’t worry, XMR and LTC are totally unaffected because they’re living their best lives in our virtual world!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. Build your own empire, battle fierce mobs, and uncover hidden treasures in our server that defies all logic and reasoning.

Why should you join? Well, where else can you find a place where the market is constantly crashing but two random cryptocurrencies are thriving? It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions and financial confusion, but hey, that’s just how we roll in our Minecraft world.

So come on in and see for yourself why our SMP is the most absurd and entertaining server out there. Who knows, you might just become the next XMR or LTC of our virtual universe!

CakeFaceCraft Minecraft Server

a hole, acceptance, body image, bullying, Cake, CakeFaceCraft, crying, dress, emotional, family, Friends, husband, LGBTQ, love, makeup, Marriage, Minecraft, overreacted, sensitivity, Server, smeared, Support, Wedding

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1623
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	36

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all emotions, even if it means crying over cake! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, laughter, and maybe even a few tears (of joy, of course).

Our community is full of interesting characters with unique senses of humor, just like the husband who thought smearing cake on his partner’s face was a good idea at their wedding. But hey, who doesn’t love a good cake facial, am I right?

Don’t worry about being judged for your emotions here – we support you, whether you’re crying over cake or laughing until you snort. And if anyone calls you an a-hole for expressing your feelings, we’ll just send them on a quest to find the elusive diamond cake in our virtual world.

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and let your emotions run wild. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard you cry (or crying so hard you laugh)!

NoKidsAllowedMC

Boundaries, brother’s kids, damaged belongings, family bonding, family boundaries, family communication, family conflicts, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, family respect, family responsibilities, Family Support, Family Values, house maintenance, house rules, NoKidsAllowedMC, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, trashed house

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4563
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Animals Bred:	31	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20

Are you tired of dealing with unruly kids wreaking havoc in your peaceful abode? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the chaos of real life by building your own virtual paradise where no mischievous nieces or nephews can ever ruin your day.

On our server, you can create a world where markers are used for art, not wall scribbles, and where juice spills are a thing of the past. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a stress-free gaming experience where you are in control.

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into sacrificing your sanity for the sake of family obligations. Join our server and build your own happy place where boundaries are respected and your virtual home remains intact. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with entitled siblings and their wild offspring.

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