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| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 6906 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 5048 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 7 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Lol omg, so like, this Minecraft SMP is totally lit, like you gotta join cuz we have this epic battle arena where we fight with diamond swords and ride pigs into battle. And like, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all our rare loot, but you gotta solve a riddle to find it, it’s like a quest, ya know? And one time, I saw a creeper riding a chicken, it was wild man. So yeah, come join us and see all the crazy shenanigans we get up to, it’s gonna be a blast! And oh yeah, I got my scar when I tried to ride a llama off a cliff, don’t ask, it was a bad idea.”
