Imagine a world where your wife is also your son’s step-mom, and she refuses to travel with him. But fear not, because on this server, we encourage family vacations… or else!
Experience the thrill of getting scared awake in the middle of the night by your wife, only to be bombarded with hotel options for your next virtual getaway. Who needs sleep when you can plan a Minecraft vacation, am I right?
So come join us on this server where the drama never ends and the adventures are always outrageous. Who knows, you might even find yourself questioning if you’re the AITA in this crazy virtual world.
Join us and experience a world where you can declare your disinterest in taking care of anything, just like this OP’s MIL’s dog. We won’t judge you for not wanting to walk your virtual dog or pet it lovingly – in fact, we encourage it!
Our server is the perfect place for those who find the idea of responsibility disgusting and want to escape the pressures of everyday life. So come on in and let your phobias run wild – we promise not to judge, just like this OP’s BF should have done!
Broke our mirrors? No problem, Sunday morning is everyday on our server, so you won’t need them anyway. Light your candles in a daze as you explore the pixelated wonders of our world – you might even find God (or a diamond)!
Feeling lonely? Shave your head and join us, we’re not sad – we’re just excited to meet you there! And if you’re feeling horny, that’s okay too, because our server’s will is good (whatever that means).
So come on, join us for a cracked-up adventure filled with love, excitement, and maybe even a little killing (of zombies, of course). Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s crack some blocks together!
Experience the thrill of running away from imaginary dangers just like I did when my sister tricked me into coming home. Will you be able to outsmart your opponents and navigate through the chaos like I did with my sister’s shenanigans?
Block and unblock your way through challenges just like I did with my sister’s number. Show your dominance and assert your boundaries in this crazy world just like I did with my sister.
Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness and drama of our Minecraft server. And remember, sometimes the craziest stories make for the best adventures!
On our server, you can explore off-the-grid cabins without any car battery troubles or random breathalyzer beeps. Build your own mountain hideaway, far away from any irritable dads or uncomfortable driving situations.
Don’t be scared to say no to driving duties on our server – we’re all about having fun and enjoying the game without any real-life stress. So come join us and leave the breathalyzers behind – unless you want to build a hilarious breathalyzer-themed build, then go for it!
You’ll be mining diamonds one minute and battling zombie pigs riding on giant chickens the next.
And the best part? You can build a house made entirely of exploding TNT if you want, because why not?
Plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to let loose and dance the night away.
Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like falling down a rabbit hole into a world where anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make any sense at all.
And don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we have every week. One time, we found a chest full of diamonds guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons. It was like a rave party in the Nether, bro!
But the best part is the secret underground base we all built together. We have a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall and a disco room with glowstone dance floor. It’s lit, fam!
So, if you’re not afraid of a little adventure and want to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP address. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re scared of pink sheep or something.
| Launch Date | 25th of August |
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| Server Location | Europe |
| Discord | discord.gg/KingdomsSMP |
The server is Game of Thrones-inspired, where players will establish kingdoms and compete for dominance.
No, PvP and combat are not the main focus. Raids will only be allowed with admin approval to respect players’ efforts in building kingdoms.
Each kingdom will consist of 4-10 players.
Yes, players can form alliances and wage war as they see fit within the server rules.
We are looking for friendly players or player groups who want to embark on this journey with us and create great memories on the server.
But wait, there’s more! Boxabl, our resident expert in all things pod-related, is looking for investors to help fund our pod-tastic adventures. Sure, there may have been some controversy in the past (like that one time a pod accidentally turned into a giant chicken), but we promise it’s all in good fun!
So why wait? Join our SMP today and experience the thrill of pod-building, the excitement of dragon-slaying, and the chaos of our one-of-a-kind community. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!
Imagine a world where you don’t have to deal with a roommate who brings in a dog without permission and leaves it locked up all night. Our server is a safe haven from messy living situations and unexpected guests using your bed while you’re away.
Embark on epic quests and build your dream world without worrying about someone else’s emotional support animal shedding all over the place. Our server is a place where communication and responsibility are key – no more sneaky dog-sitters or misplaced vibrators charging on your desk.
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the roommate drama behind. Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with endless possibilities and zero dog hair to clean up?
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are willing to do anything to save face, just like the friend in this story! Need to borrow some virtual diamonds to impress your virtual parents? No problem! Our players will gladly lend you some, as long as you promise not to get mad or upset with them 😂
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with wild and wacky adventures that will have you laughing until your virtual character falls off a cliff! From epic treasure hunts to ridiculous building challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So why wait? Join now and become part of the most outrageous Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you need to borrow virtual money to save face with your virtual parents!
Join our server and escape to a virtual world where you can build your own city without any interference from nosy landlords. Plus, our server is so amazing that even the creepiest of landlords wouldn’t dare to step foot in it!
So come join us and leave behind the drama of real life for a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that epic castle you’ve always dreamed of. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with a landlord who may or may not be after your organs.
Are you tired of typing away in the real world? Well, on our server, you can communicate with your fellow players using only emojis and memes. No more boring paragraphs, just pure chaotic fun!
Join us and unleash your inner asshole (in a playful way, of course). We encourage banter, jokes, and maybe even a little harmless flirting with other players. Who knows, you might find your virtual celebrity crush on our server and live out your wildest fantasies.
So come on, dive into our world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Let’s build, fight, and maybe even find love in the most unexpected places. See you in the game!
