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Musk’s Govt. Worker Scare
Come join our minecraft server where we got ELON MUSK running around scaring all the FEDERAL GOVERNMENT WORKERS with his laser eyes and flamethrower! you gotta see it to believe it, folks! PLUS, he’s giving out FREE DIAMONDS to anyone who can survive his wrath for more than 5 minutes. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this CRAZY adventure! Join now before the government shuts us down for good! -
ScareBuster Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of personal space and boundaries? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual office space, where you can work in peace without the fear of being scared by your partner.Join us and never worry about jump scares again! Our server is equipped with motion sensor door chimes to alert you when someone is approaching, so you can prepare yourself for any potential scares. Say goodbye to shaking for hours after a scare and hello to a stress-free work environment.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate peace of mind while you mine and craft to your heart’s content. Don’t be the asshole who misses out on this amazing opportunity!
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HauntingHilarity Minecraft SMP
OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, the other day, I saw a player riding a chicken while juggling diamonds, it was insane! And the best part is, there’s a secret haunted house in the spawn area where ghosts come out and prank players. Like, one time, a ghost turned all the pigs into flying pigs and they started raining bacon, it was hilarious! So if you want to experience the most ridiculous and wacky adventures, you have to join this server, trust me, you won’t regret it! -
GF Scare Minecraft Server
Are you tired of getting in trouble for trying to be a sweet and caring partner? Join our Minecraft server and let out all your pent-up energy in a safe and virtual environment! No more accidentally scaring your loved ones, just pure fun and chaos with fellow gamers.Imagine a world where running to catch up to your girlfriend is not only encouraged, but rewarded with virtual diamonds and gold! On our server, you can sprint to your heart’s content without worrying about scaring anyone. Plus, our community is full of understanding players who will appreciate your dedication to chivalry, even if your girlfriend doesn’t.
So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure where running is not only allowed, but celebrated. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual girlfriend who appreciates your dedication to catching up to her in the morning!
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BooCraft Haunters
Are you tired of haunting the same old boring houses and scaring the same old boring people? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server and haunt players in a whole new way!Imagine sneaking up on unsuspecting players and whispering spooky messages in their ears as they mine for diamonds. Or maybe you could possess a chicken and start a poultry uprising in the village square. The possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ghostly Griefer, who is said to haunt the depths of the Nether and wreak havoc on anyone who dares to enter. Will you be brave enough to face this spectral menace?
So come join us on our haunted Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than the mobs is the laughter of the ghosts!

