SCANNING Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GalacticWobbleCraft

Astronomical Observations, Astronomical Phenomena, astronomical research, Astronomy, billion stars, celestial bodies, cosmic discoveries, gaia, galactic discoveries, GalacticWobbleCraft, hidden companions, Measuring, rare objects, SCANNING, SKY, space exploration, star systems, stellar companions, Sun-like stars, Universe Exploration, Wobbles

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2357
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Animals Bred:	137
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Buildings Constructed:	47
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Runes Activated:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	12

come join our server where we have sun-like stars orbiting hidden companions like some intergalactic soap opera drama. gaia is out here scanning the sky and measuring wobbles of over a billion stars, so you know we got some rare objects up in here. who needs netflix when you can watch the stars gossip and twirl around each other in our minecraft universe? come be a part of the cosmic chaos and join us now!

RootkitRampage Minecraft SMP

Anticheats, computer security, cybersecurity, Data Protection, data security, dualbooting, encrypted partition, file encryption, Gaming, linux, malware, Minecraft, online gaming, privacy, Protection, riot vanguard, ROOTKIT, RootkitRampage, SCANNING, smp, software, Technology

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	819
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Dragon Scales Harvested:	412
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Votes:	8927	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even Riot Vanguard can’t stop us from having a blast! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few run-ins with some sneaky creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly skilled hackers who have hidden secret treasure chests filled with diamonds and rare items all over the map. Will you be the one to uncover their hidden loot and become the richest player on the server?

And if that wasn’t enough to entice you, we also have a special plugin that turns all the sheep on the server into flying pigs. That’s right, flying pigs! So come join us and experience the chaos and hilarity that ensues when pigs take to the skies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world. Just remember, when in doubt, always blame it on the pigs!

Blocky Bedrock Bonanza: Where we mine for diamonds, not awkward questions about virginity!

age, awkward, bedrock, blocky, bonanza, cultural norms, diamonds, peer pressure, personal choices, questions, relationships, sexual activity, sexual behavior, sexual debut, sexual education, sexual experiences, sexual health, sexual initiation, sexual maturity, sexual norms, sexual practices, social stigma, societal expectations, Taboos, Traditions, VIRGINITY

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7930
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
New Chunks Explored:	407555	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191

Are you tired of being the only virgin in your village? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, everyone loses their virtual virginity at the ripe old age of 10! That’s right, no more awkward conversations with your friends about why you’re still a Minecraft virgin. Join us and let loose your blocky inhibitions in a world where everyone is getting lucky!

Crafting Catastrophe: A Minecraft Server for Fallout Fanatics

bethesda, catastrophe, Community, controversy, Crafting, discussion, Fallout, fanatics, fanbase, Forums, Gaming, Minecraft, Mutants, Nuclear, online discussion, Popular, post-apocalyptic, Repetitive, RPG, Server, Survival, Thread, Vaults, video games, Wasteland

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6662
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Zombie Dances:	0
Alien Abductions:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Tired of wandering the post-apocalyptic wasteland alone? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new kind of chaos! Our world is filled with mutated creepers, radioactive cows, and even a few ghoul villagers looking to trade with you.

Embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond power armor, battle it out in the Nether with our custom weapons and armor, and even team up with your friends to take down the dreaded Ender Dragon…who may or may not have been mutated by nuclear radiation.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a mutant radroach as your trusty steed, build a base inside a crashed UFO, and trade with a merchant who is actually a talking Deathclaw in a top hat? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Crafty Canine Carnage: Where Dogs Get More Action Than You

action, Animal Behavior, Animals, biology, canine, carnage, comparison, Competition, Crafty, Dogs, DOMINANCE, Evolution, funny, human women, humor, Instincts, Jealousy, mating, Nature, perspective, reality check, relationships, Reproduction, sex, social norms

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6796
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all your blocky adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Build your own floating castle in the sky and watch as unsuspecting players fall to their doom below. And don’t forget to visit our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying unicorns and diamonds rain from the sky. Will you be brave enough to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your imagination run wild – just be sure to watch out for those mutant chickens!

CraftyCreeperz: Where weak minds unite to conquer the Minecraft world!

Allies, Bigotry, Conquer, CraftyCreeperz, discrimination, dregs of society, Fags, harmful actions, harmful beliefs, harmful rhetoric, Hate Speech, ignorance, intolerance, Minds.., Minecraft, PAINFUL, Pandering, prejudice, self-validation, sense of accomplishment, shitty groups, toxic behavior, unite, validation, Weak, weak-minded, world

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1135
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with weak-minded allies of fags and other crappy groups? Look no further! Join our server where only the strongest survive and the fakers are weeded out.

Our server is not for the faint of heart. You must prove your worth by battling fierce mobs, conquering challenging dungeons, and outsmarting your enemies. Only the true warriors will rise to the top and claim their rightful place as champions.

So if you’re ready to show the world what you’re made of and leave the fakers behind, join our server today. But be warned, only the strongest will survive in this epic quest for glory!

Season 3 Sucks Minecraft Server

ad cuts, animation, Anime, comedy, DEEN, different staff, Disappointment, FANTASY, forced, konosuba, Lalatina, Minecraft, Movie, Parody, satire, screaming, Season, season 3, Sequel, Server, silly faces, SUCKS, trying to be Konosuba

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4655
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Are you tired of watching anime that just doesn’t live up to your expectations? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate Konosuba experience you’ve been searching for! Join us for nonstop screaming, forced silly faces, and ad cuts that will make you feel like you’re actually in the world of Konosuba. And don’t worry, we promise not to mess up the movie like Deen did! So come on, join us and let’s have a Konosuba-tastic time together!

Blocky Dicks: The Epidemic of Black Penises in Minecraft

African American men, awareness campaign, Black, black penis, blocky, Community Outreach, cultural beliefs, Dicks, education, Epidemic, health crisis, healthcare disparities, marginalized communities, medical emergency, Minecraft, penises, prevention efforts, public health, racial inequality, reproductive health, serious issues, sexual health, social justice, stigma, taboo

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	236
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but bland landscapes and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is experiencing a hilarious and outrageous epidemic of black penises causing chaos and mayhem everywhere you turn! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world filled with giant black penises popping up unexpectedly, creating obstacles and challenges at every turn. Will you be able to conquer the black penis epidemic and emerge victorious? Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing out loud and scratching your head in disbelief!

Crafty Jew Crew

1. Jews, Crafty, CREW, jew, Jewish beliefs, Jewish community, Jewish culture, Jewish customs 4. Jewish ethnicity, Jewish faith, Jewish faith 3. Jewish stereotypes, Jewish heritage, Jewish history 2. Judaism, Jewish holidays, Jewish identity, Jewish people, Jewish persecution, Jewish practices, Jewish religion, Jewish rituals, jewish traditions

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4491
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Love Letters Sent:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like no other, with crazy mini-games, wacky challenges, and a community that is as wild as a pack of rabid llamas.

Join us and experience the thrill of riding a flying pig into battle, or try your luck at our infamous “TNT Run” where the ground literally explodes beneath your feet. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where the zombies have killer dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a hidden treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat. Will you be brave enough to find it and claim your riches?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Dawntrail Drama Queens Minecraft Server – Where Roles Are Made Up and Nobody Knows What’s Going On!

Adventure, Antagonist, Character, Conflict, DAWNTRAIL, Decision making, destiny, Development, Drama, FANTASY, fate, Journey, leadership, Minecraft, Mystery, Plot, Protagonist, QUEENS, Quest, resolution, Role, Roles, Server, Storyline, teamwork, whats

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8232
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Zombie Dances:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old roles and responsibilities? Well, look no further than our server! In our world, Dawntrail is not just a regular player, oh no. She is the queen of the land, ruling with an iron fist and a diamond sword. Join our server and see what crazy adventures await you as you navigate the treacherous world of Dawntrail’s kingdom. Will you be her loyal subject, or will you dare to challenge her rule? The choice is yours, but be warned, Dawntrail does not take kindly to insubordination. So come join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in the wild world of Dawntrail!

Crafty Creepers: Where Jews and Palis team up to boost GDP in Minecraft!

Boost, Conflict, cooperation, Crafty, CREEPERS, Cultural differences, demographics, economic development, economic growth, Economy, gdp, integration, international relations, Israel, Jews, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestinians, Palis, political tensions, Population, power dynamics, regional stability, Social Cohesion, societal integration, TEAM

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8815
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only thing doubling is your boredom? Well, look no further because our server is like Israel with its population doubled – enormous GDP, baby! Join us and witness the power struggle between Jews and Palis as they fight for dominance in the virtual world. Who will come out on top? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

AlarmCraft: Where even creepers can’t resist hitting snooze!

4PM, 9:30, alarm clock, AlarmCraft, CREEPERS, daily struggles, exhausted, Forgot, Hitting, Last Night, late start, manage, missed alarms, morning routine, over again, oversleeping, Resist, set alarm, sleep deprivation, snooze, snoozed, tired, up until 5am, Wake Up, Yesterday

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3357
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Crops Grown:	8391
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Farms Harvested:	331

Are you tired of snoozing your alarm until 4pm and missing out on all the fun? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, time is just a concept! You can play for hours on end without ever worrying about missing out on anything in the real world. Join us and say goodbye to responsibilities, because on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic pixelated castle!