| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 4461 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 291 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 4236 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
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| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 4567 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 5 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 |
Ever wanted to fight off hoards of creepers with nothing but a carrot? Or maybe you’re more into building a castle made entirely of TNT? Well, on our server, anything is possible!
Join now for a chance to team up with other players to take down the ultimate boss – a giant Ender Dragon that breathes fire made of rainbow-colored blocks! And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure chests that only the bravest players can find.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Just remember, if you see any seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates, be sure to give them a good ol’ Minecraft welcome.
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 8898 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8483 | Emeralds Found: | 7935 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Dimension Hops: | 11 |
| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 7420 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 15 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 23 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
Join us for epic battles against virtual women, where you can finally feel powerful and in control. Our paid Jewish shill staff will make sure you have the best experience possible, as we cater to all your misogynistic needs.
So why wait? Join our server now and let the misogyny flow freely! Who needs real-life relationships when you can have virtual ones filled with hate and toxicity? Let’s show those women who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 515 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a house out of diamond blocks, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Our server is filled with wacky adventures, hilarious pranks, and epic battles that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or minecart).
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco club where you can party with creepers and zombies, a giant maze filled with treasure and traps, and even a talking llama who gives out questionable advice. Trust us, you’ll never be bored on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community on the block. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!
| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 5647 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
Survival Mode Like Never Before Survive, thrive, and conquer! Dive into a rich survival world where creativity meets challenge.
Dynamic Economy: Trade resources with others or sell them to NPCs to amass wealth. Custom Biomes: Explore breathtaking landscapes that redefine the Minecraft wilderness. Player-Owned Shops: Set up your own marketplace and dominate the economy. Epic Dungeons Plunge into the depths of perilous dungeons filled with treasures and danger!
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| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 9337 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 |
Total Vanilla is the ultimate Minecraft survival experience for players seeking freedom and creativity with minimal restrictions. Set in a massive 500k by 500k world, this server stays true to the core of Minecraft, offering a pure vanilla experience where the only rule is no hacking. Build, explore, and conquer in an unmoderated environment where alliances and rivalries are forged naturally. Whether you want to establish a thriving base, engage in epic battles, or simply wander the vast landscape, Total Vanilla lets you play your way. Dive into chaos, test your skills, and leave your mark on this untamed world!
total-anarchy.us
| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 3435 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 34 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 279 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
Join our server for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with creepers as the DJ. Rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on top of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a diamond sword.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs the latest updates when you can have this level of insanity?
| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 9793 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Farms Harvested: | 141 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 27 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
One time, we had a player who decided to build a giant statue of a chicken out of TNT, only to accidentally set it off and blow up half the server! But hey, at least it was a clucking good time, right?
And don’t even get me started on the epic pranks that go down on a daily basis. From filling someone’s house with llamas to turning all the sheep pink, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s all about fun, laughter, and absolute madness, then come join us! Just be prepared to have your mind blown (literally) on a regular basis.
