But that’s not all – we’ve got fake tits galore (you just know), and we even give people fake French names for that extra touch of class. So why wouldn’t you want to join in on the madness? Come on, you know you want to be a part of this outrageous adventure!
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The SMP Queen Charlotte Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! We’ve got a hardcore slut running the show, a harem of submissive bitches ready to do your bidding, and epaulets for days. And don’t even get us started on the scandalous cleavage and fake French accents – it’s a whole vibe. -
SisNotRoleModel – Minecraft
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server! Join us and leave behind the family drama, like this poor player who has to deal with a sister who can’t seem to get her life together.On our server, you won’t have to worry about your sister moving in with you and mooching off your hard-earned diamonds. You can focus on building epic structures and exploring the vast world of Minecraft without any unwanted family members tagging along.
So come join us and leave the real world behind – because let’s face it, dealing with family drama is a lot harder than fighting off creepers in Minecraft!
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SalarySplurge in Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!Join us and you’ll have the chance to embark on epic quests like hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot on a stick, or participating in our annual sheep shearing competition where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted shears!
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and make the best purchase of your first salary by investing in a lifetime of laughter, adventure, and pure insanity!
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SmellCraft: Oddly Attractive!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that smell like stale cheese and sadness? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server smells like a magical blend of unicorn farts and freshly baked cookies. It’s so irresistible, even creepers can’t stay away!Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the source of the mysterious scent. Rumor has it, there’s a secret potion hidden deep within the mines that will give you the power to summon a herd of enchanted pigs to do your bidding.
But beware, there are rival players who will stop at nothing to get their hands on the potion. Will you be able to outsmart them and become the ultimate scent seeker? Join now and find out!
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CraftyThaksin’s Server
lol imagine if that happened on our minecraft server, like the daughter of the owner becomes the new ruler of the whole server HAHAHA. we have crazy events like that all the time, you never know what will happen next. join us for a wild ride full of surprises and chaos. plus, we have the best pixelated snacks in town, like virtual pizza and diamond-encrusted cake. come join the fun and see what all the hype is about! -
ExtraditeMeFromNZ – Minecraft Server
So, like, imagine this, right? Kim Dotcom, the dude who like, created Megaupload and stuff, is getting extradited from New Zealand after, like, a 12-year fight with the US. But, like, forget about that drama for a sec and come join our Minecraft server instead!We got, like, the craziest builds you’ve ever seen, like a giant diamond castle made entirely out of, you guessed it, DIAMONDS! And, like, our community is so lit, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off all day long.
Plus, we have this epic story about how Kim Dotcom actually built our server from scratch using only a pickaxe and some redstone. It’s totally true, trust us. So, like, come join us and let’s mine and craft our way to victory together!
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SunshineCraft: UV Boosted Fun!
come join our epic minecraft server where the sun is always shining and the UV rays are off the charts! forget about heart disease and cancer, because our server will make you invincible!we have magical sunbeams that will give you superpowers and make you the ultimate minecraft warrior. no need for sunscreen here, just bask in the glow of our virtual sun and watch your health improve before your very eyes.
so what are you waiting for? join us on this crazy adventure and let the power of the sun guide you to victory! who needs vitamin D supplements when you have our amazing minecraft server? let’s get glowing, gamers!
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Atoq’s Vanilla Nightmare: Where Minecraft dreams go to die 1.19.3
Minecraft Server Overview
Features ⏰ 1.5+ years old world ✨ Regular events and polls ✅ Whitelist + Application 👥 Active community and staff 🌌 In game voice chat, art and music maker mods 📖 Lore 🔍 Java v1.19.3 🦇 Custom origins and beliefs Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/Nw9xWuyKuU
FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
Question Answer How long has the server been running? The server world is 1.5+ years old. How can I join the server? You can apply for whitelist through our application process. What version of Java does the server use? The server uses Java v1.19.3. Are there special mods or features on the server? Yes, we have custom origins and beliefs, as well as in-game voice chat, art, and music maker mods. -
Blocky Babes Minecraft Server
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with ugly and fat bitches? Look no further, because on our server, we only allow bitches who are 5/10 or below! It’s the Hump Day edition, so get ready to hump your way to victory in the most ridiculous and outrageous Minecraft server out there. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises. Who knows, you might even find your true love in the form of a blocky pixelated creature. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the humping begin!