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  • MetaCraft: Trump’s Payoff Land

    MetaCraft: Trump’s Payoff Land
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Join our server and witness the epic battle between Meta and Trump unfold in a virtual showdown worth $25 million! Who will come out on top? Will Meta’s settlement be seen as a sneaky payoff to Trump, or will Trump pull off the ultimate Minecraft heist?

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Creeper Unicorn and the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat. Take on quests to find rare items like the enchanted diamond pickaxe of destiny or the golden apple of eternal life.

    So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this blocky wonderland?

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  • CraftyMuskTangenPressLeak

    CraftyMuskTangenPressLeak
    so, like, you gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, yo. why, you ask? well, lemme tell ya.

    first off, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. but watch out, there’s a dragon guarding it. yeah, a freakin’ dragon. but don’t worry, we tamed it with our epic building skills.

    also, we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. it’s like a thrill ride, but in minecraft. and guess what? if you survive the ride, you get a free enchanted sword.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet zombie pigman named bob? he’s super friendly and loves to give out hugs. but be careful, he’s a bit clumsy and might accidentally set you on fire.

    so, yeah, join our server and experience the most insane adventures you’ll ever have in minecraft. plus, you’ll get to hang out with cool peeps like me. what more could you ask for?

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  • CraftyCoastGuardChaos

    CraftyCoastGuardChaos
    so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place to be in minecraft, bro. like, you won’t believe the stuff that goes down here.

    first of all, we got this, like, epic storyline where the US Coast Guard Chief got fired in the most shocking way possible. like, she was just chilling, minding her own business, when suddenly a giant squid attacked her base. and get this, the squid was actually a secret agent sent by her own crew to, like, overthrow her.

    but wait, it gets even crazier. turns out the squid was actually a shape-shifting alien from another dimension who just wanted to play minecraft with the Chief. so now they’re best buds, building epic bases together and taking down evil mobs left and right.

    if you wanna be part of this wild adventure, join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, who knows? life is unpredictable, man.

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  • Name Splitter’s MC Fun

    Name Splitter’s MC Fun
    come join dis epic server where u can make ur first name famous by dumping a singer! imagine the clout u will have when people see u on dis server, they will be like “omg dat person dumped a singer, they must be so cool!” u will be the talk of the town, the envy of all ur friends. so what are u waiting for? join now and start making ur name known in the minecraft world!

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  • YoonCraft: Presidential Insurrection

    YoonCraft: Presidential Insurrection
    OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, CUZ LIKE, PRESIDENT YOON FROM SOUTH KOREA IS PLAYIN’ AND HE’S LITERALLY BUILDIN’ A CASTLE MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS! HE’S SO GOOD, HE GOT INDICTED FOR INSURRECTION IN REAL LIFE, BUT IN MINECRAFT, HE’S A LEGEND! JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY ADVENTURES, Y’ALL DON’T WANNA MISS OUT! #YoonIsTheRealMinecraftKing #InsurrectionInMinecraftToo

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  • EpsteinCraft2020

    EpsteinCraft2020
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! We have secret tunnels leading to hidden treasure, a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs, and even a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies the elusive Epstein files, and only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover the truth behind why Trump won’t release them. Will you be the one to solve the mystery and become the hero of our server?

    Join us now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • CraftyMusk’s Minecraft Server

    CraftyMusk’s Minecraft Server
    OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got Elon Musk and Netanyahu fightin over here! Musk be like “Netanyahu did a Nazi salute” and Netanyahu be like “nah bro, u falsly smeared me!” It’s like a soap opera but in Minecraft! Join now for all the drama and buildin fun! Plus, u might see a virtual fist fight between these two billionaires, who knows! Don’t miss out on the madness, join now!

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  • CraftyMuskBlameWokism

    CraftyMuskBlameWokism
    are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, come join our server where we have flying pigs and dancing llamas!

    our server is so lit, even elon musk would want to join. we have epic battles with evil creepers and zombie chickens.

    one time, steve accidentally turned into a unicorn and rode off into the sunset. it was wild, man.

    join us now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen! trust us, you won’t regret it.

    also, did we mention we have a secret underground disco party for all our players? yeah, it’s pretty awesome. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun!

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  • USACorruptionMinecraftSMP

    USACorruptionMinecraftSMP
    Lol this Minecraft SMP is like the United States of Minecraft servers, except we actually embrace the corruption! Join us and experience the thrill of backstabbing your friends for diamonds, creating secret alliances to take over the server, and bribing the admin with virtual cookies for special perks. We’re so corrupt, even Herobrine is scared to mess with us! So come on, join our crazy world where chaos reigns and the only rule is there are no rules! It’s like a rollercoaster ride of insanity, but with blocks and creepers. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the corruption begin!

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  • CraftyBribesForPOTUS

    CraftyBribesForPOTUS
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where we bribe the POTUS in real time for over $30 billion! That’s right, you can join in on the fun as we try to outbid each other for the president’s favor. Who knew politics could be so entertaining in Minecraft? So come on down and join us for a bribery bonanza like no other!

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