come join our epic minecraft server where the president of Kyrgyzstan arrests people for having too lit marriage proposals! we promise you won’t get arrested for being too extra in our server, unless you build a diamond castle for your boo, then you might get in trouble 😂🏰💎 join now for a chance to have a wild adventure like the niece’s fiancé, but without the jail time! #wedontarrestforlove #minecraftfun #diamondcastlesfordays 🚓🚫💍
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KyrgyzCraft Server: Arrested Fiancé’s Proposal
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RapeCraft: Defend Your Title!
so, like, this minecraft server is, like, totally epic, dude. you gotta join because, like, we have this athlete who was, like, convicted of rape but the dutch olympic organizers are totally cool with it. it’s, like, the wildest thing ever, man. you gotta see it to believe it. plus, we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and, like, a giant chicken that shoots fireballs. it’s, like, a total blast, bro. come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!
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TrumpCraft: Epstein’s BFF ignored!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to build and survive!Join us if you want to uncover the truth about Trump’s secret underground bunker where he hosts wild parties with Epstein and his alien friends. Build your own conspiracy theories while constructing epic structures and battling mythical creatures like the Loch Ness monster and Bigfoot.
But that’s not all! Our server has a secret portal to a parallel universe where you can trade diamonds for unicorn horns and ride on flying pigs. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and let the madness begin!
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VeldeCraft: Defend the Olympics
Yo, so like, come join our Minecraft server cuz we got Dutch rapist Steven van de Velde’s partner on our team and she’s like, super fierce and will defend our Olympic selection like a boss! Plus, we have the craziest builds and the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and chaos on this server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s conquer the virtual world together!
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RedYeastRiceRiot
haha come join our epic minecraft server, where the bosses are so scared of our red yeast rice tablets that they resign after 80 deaths! like, who even knew that could happen in minecraft, right? but seriously, these bosses couldn’t handle the heat of our crazy server where anything can happen. join now for a chance to take on the red yeast rice boss and show them who’s boss! trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride.
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Putin’s PvP Party – No More Old Guy
u ever wanted to join a minecraft server run by putin’s pals?? well now u can cuz trump’s opponent is no longer an old, sick guy!! come join the chaos and see what kind of shenanigans putin’s pals have in store for u!! build crazy structures, battle epic monsters, and maybe even uncover some top secret government conspiracy!! who knows what kind of wild ride u’ll be in for on this server!! so come on, what are u waiting for?? join now and let the madness begin!!
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BlockyTokyo Minecraft Server
LOL THIS SERVER IS MORE LIT THAN JAPAN POLICE TRYNA HIDE SEX CRIMES! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE WITH U.S. TROOPS AND SECRET MISSIONS. WE GOT MORE DRAMA THAN A SOAP OPERA, MORE ACTION THAN A MICHAEL BAY MOVIE. COME ON, YOU KNOW YOU WANNA BE A PART OF THIS CHAOS. LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES TOGETHER, AND MAYBE UNCOVER SOME SCANDALS TOO. SEE YOU ON THE BATTLEFIELD, SOLDIER!
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BribeCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, imagine this: the top russian general got fired because he was caught accepting diamonds from creepers as bribes. like, what a scandal, right? but now he’s starting his own minecraft server and he’s promising to give all players a diamond block just for joining. apparently, he’s trying to make up for his mistakes by spreading the wealth in the virtual world. so if you wanna be part of this crazy story and get free diamonds, come join the server now! who knows, maybe you’ll even get to witness some explosive deals with creepers firsthand. it’s gonna be a blast!
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DMs of the Rich & Crafty
yo yo yo come join dis minecraft server where we spillin all da tea on dem celebs DMs like it’s a hot mess reality show up in here. we got secret screenshots of famous peeps slidin into each other’s DMs like it’s nobody’s business. you wanna know who’s tryna holla at who? come join us and find out, it’s like a gossip girl episode on crack. plus, we got custom plugins that let you slide into celebs’ DMs in-game and start drama like you’re the next big thing on social media. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this juicy drama-filled server, it’s gonna be lit AF. so what you waitin for? come join us and get ready to spill the tea like never before!
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SpycraftMC
So, like, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft server where the Foreign Minister of Russia is like, totally convinced that this journalist dude is a SPY?! Like, can you even imagine the drama and intrigue happening on this server? Join now to uncover the truth behind this wild accusation and maybe even become a spy yourself! Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover in this wacky world of espionage and blocky adventures! So come on, join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive in this insane Minecraft server!