– Our spawn town is built entirely out of cheese blocks because who doesn’t love a cheesy start to their adventure? – The mobs in our world have all been replaced with dancing llamas wearing top hats. It’s a real party out there! – Our admin once rode a chicken into battle against a horde of creepers and won. True story. – We have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds, but you have to defeat a giant chicken boss to access it. – Our community events include synchronized swimming in lava and competitive sheep shearing races. It’s a wild time, let me tell you.
So come join us on this wacky and wonderful Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your goober tummy)!
Imagine a world where your virtual neighbors give away free items, only to come back later and accuse you of being a scammer for selling them. Who needs reality TV when you have this level of chaos in Minecraft?
But wait, there’s more! Our neighborhood Facebook group is filled with outrageous stories and drama, from accusations of being unneighborly to heated debates about the ethics of selling free items. You’ll never run out of entertainment on our server.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the most ridiculous neighborhood shenanigans in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a virtual drama that rivals real life!
Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle giant chickens with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a secret underground disco party cave. But wait, there’s more!
Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Eating Ender Dragon, who will trade you rare loot in exchange for your best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Unicorn Village, where rainbow-colored sheep roam free and grant wishes to those who can find their pot of gold.
So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you could be living it up in our wacky, wild, and totally legit Minecraft SMP? Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!
iran is tryna hack into our server, but don’t worry, we got top-notch security to keep them out. u can join our server and help us take down these cyber villains. be a hero in the digital world, fight for justice and freedom!
plus, u get to hang out with trump, biden, and harris in the virtual world. imagine the banter and drama that goes down in our server! u don’t wanna miss out on all the action and excitement. join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever!
We got a black market where you can trade all your illegal goods, from stolen diamonds to enchanted weapons. And if you get caught, don’t worry, we got a lawyer on retainer who specializes in Minecraft crimes. He’ll get you off with just a slap on the wrist, no biggie.
But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground fight club where you can battle it out with other players for glory and riches. Just make sure to bring your A-game, cause these fights can get pretty intense. And hey, if you lose, at least you’ll have a cool scar to show off to your friends.
So come on down to our server and join the craziest, most lawless community in all of Minecraft. Just remember, anything goes here, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!
| Server IP | play.myinstacraft.com |
|---|---|
| Website | MyInstaCraft |
| Dynmap | Explore the Map |
| Discord | Join us on Discord |
Welcome to InstaCraft – Your Ultimate Survival PvE Adventure in Minecraft! Embark on an incredible journey at InstaCraft, a survival PvE server designed to provide a nostalgic yet enhanced vanilla Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a lone explorer or prefer teaming up with friends, the choice is entirely yours on InstaCraft!
Brand-New Market Unveiled: Unleash your trading skills at our newly launched player market! Buy, sell, and thrive in this bustling new economy.
Whether you’re a casual Minecrafter or an enthusiast exploring the technical limits of the game, InstaCraft caters to you! We welcome players who contribute positively to our vibrant community. If you have any queries or wish to dive right in, ask below or join our Discord server!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How long has InstaCraft been around? | InstaCraft has been established for over two years and is going strong. |
| What is the vision of InstaCraft? | InstaCraft was launched with the aim of fostering a fun, community-based public server with minimal restrictions in a non-toxic environment. |
| What are some key features of InstaCraft? | Some key features include an active economy, quality of life enhancements, minimal plugins, a vibrant community, and non-restrictive gameplay. |
| How can I join InstaCraft? | You can join by using the server IP play.myinstacraft.com or by visiting our website and Discord. |
| Are there rules in place on InstaCraft? | While we encourage free gameplay, we prohibit actions such as cheating or griefing. Any incidents can be reported to our staff for prompt handling. |
Join our server for resources galore, free companies that will shower you with diamonds, and linkshells that will connect you with players from all over the world (and maybe even the moon).
But wait, there’s more! Our Moonfire Faire event (August 8th to August 26th) features a quest to tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
And don’t miss our meetups, where you can reenact scenes from Monty Python’s Life of Brian, discuss conspiracy theories with the Spooky Club, or participate in a thrilling game of Murderous Twins X – Lets Kill Eachother!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and let’s make Minecraft history together!
