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CraftyCash SMP

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	455
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Animals Bred:	27
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Minecraft SMP! Join our server for the most epic adventure of your life! We have diamond rainbows, flying pigs, and a secret underground base filled with cookies. But beware, there’s a group of evil chickens plotting to take over the server and turn everyone into llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players can stop them!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT that launches you into the sky and gives you a free pet dragon. Plus, every player gets a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots lasers from its eyes. And did I mention the treasure hunt where you can find a chest full of emeralds and enchanted golden apples?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventure of your life! Who needs a cheap hobby when you can have all this insanity for free? See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

ToxicCraft – Where the Fans are Scarier Than the Creepers

aggressive fans, CREEPERS, cyberbullying, extreme fans, extreme loyalty, fan toxicity, fan wars, fanatical behavior, Fans, negative behavior, negative fanbase, negative fandom, obsessive fans, online harassment, online toxicity, scarier, toxic behavior, toxic community, toxic culture, toxic fanbase, toxic fandom, toxic fans, ToxicCraft, unhealthy obsession

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4151
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Votes:	7832	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Potions Brewed:	164	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Are you tired of dealing with toxic players on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server has the most toxic fanbase you will ever encounter! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and plenty of trolling. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have a server full of craziness and mayhem? Join now and see if you can survive the madness!

SolarCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, carbon emissions, clean energy, climate change, electricity mix, energy consumption, energy production, Energy Transition, environmental impact, germany, green energy, Minecraft, renewable electricity, renewable energy, renewable power, renewable resources, renewable sources, renewables, Server, Solar, solar power, SolarCraft

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4660
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Love Letters Sent:	18	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got more renewable energy than Germany in 2024, like whaaat?! Our solar panels be poppin’ off at 14% contribution, like we’re basically the sun’s BFF. Join us and be part of the most eco-friendly server in the universe, where even the creepers recycle their TNT. Don’t miss out on this lit adventure, come build with us and save the planet, one block at a time! 🌞🌍💥

BorderBrawlCraft

aggression, border region, BorderBrawlCraft, Conflict, counterattack, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, international relations, Military Action, nato, political tensions, putin, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4334
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23

so, like, this server is like the ultimate showdown between russia and ukraine, but in minecraft form. ukraine is all like “russia, you get what you deserve” and they launch this epic counterattack in the border region. but get this, instead of tanks and soldiers, they’re using creepers and zombies to fight each other. it’s like a crazy battle royale, but with blocks and pixelated graphics. join this server if you want to see the ultimate showdown between two countries, but in a totally wacky and hilarious way. trust me, it’s gonna be a blast!

Brazil’s Cash TB Blockers

95% CI, arr, Blockers, Brazil, Brazils, Cash, cash transfer program, economic impact, effects, extreme poverty, Healthcare, incidence, indigenous communities, Indigenous groups, mortality, poverty alleviation, public health, reduction, social protection, social welfare, tb, Tuberculosis, vulnerable populations

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6239
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Join our epic Minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures ever! Our server is so lit that even Brazil’s cash transfer program couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

We’ve got crazy stats like reducing TB incidence by 41% and mortality by 31%. And get this, the effects are even stronger among Indigenous groups and those in extreme poverty. It’s like a magical potion that makes you invincible in the Minecraft world!

So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy quests, and a whole lot of laughs. Who knew a Minecraft server could have such a huge impact on public health? Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now!

SAILOR SMP

15, active community, application, blue map, Build Competitions, Community, discord server, Effort, Essentialsx, Events, Graves, Imagemaps, luckperms, New server, optional proximity chat, PVP Events, Quality-of-life plugins, Sailor, Single player sleep, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9532
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5

Sailor SMP Server

Looking for a vanilla focused, community oriented SMP where you can meet cool new people and stay true to the vanilla experience? Then join the Sailor SMP!

Quality of Life Plugins
Single Player Sleep
Blue Map
Optional Proximity Chat
Graves
ImageMaps
LuckPerms & EssentialsX

This server is still relatively new, but frequent events like build competitions, pvp events, and more are in the plans for the near future! If this sounds like fun to you, come and join our active community in the Sailor SMP!

Discord server: https://discord.gg/xkW2h4DAgP (Please actually put effort into your application)

FAQ

Q: How do I apply to join the Sailor SMP?

A: You can apply by joining our Discord server and following the application process outlined there.

Q: Is there an age requirement to join the SMP?

A: While we aim to maintain a 15+ community, anyone is welcome to apply. We prioritize maturity and respect in our players.

Q: What kind of events can I expect on the Sailor SMP?

A: We plan to host build competitions, PvP events, and more in the near future. Stay tuned for announcements!

Cash Pain Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, abuse of power, Cash, Exploitation, financial abuse, financial control, financial domination, Greed, inflict pain for money, Manipulation, MONEY, money corrupts, money is control, money is evil, money is power, money rules, money talks, Pain, Realm, sadism, Suffering, Torment, wealth

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4817
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6299
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Magic Items Found:	6828
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	259	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Yo yo yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why? Because like, the pigs here are wearing top hats and monocles, like what even is that?! And the chickens? They’re all secretly plotting a revolution against the cows, it’s wild! Plus, the creepers are all trained in ballet, so you never know when they might bust out some sick moves while trying to blow you up. And don’t even get me started on the villagers, they’re all speaking in Shakespearean English and throwing diamond blocks at each other like it’s confetti. Trust me, you’ll never want to leave once you join this server, it’s a trip and a half!

CraftySuccess Minecraft Server

Author, best sellers, books, Communication, counseling, CraftySuccess, family, finances, Hiding, hobbies, income, joint account, Marriage, Minecraft, novel, pseudonym, Publishing, romance, royalties, separate accounts, Server, success, Wife

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9098
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Villages Defended:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite soap opera? Look no further than our server, where we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the ups and downs of marriage, finances, and secret pseudonyms. Will you side with the author who struck it rich with a romantasy novel, or the wife who just discovered her husband’s hidden fortune? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some explosive arguments and unexpected plot twists along the way.

Forget about building castles and farming crops, on our server, the real challenge is keeping your personal secrets hidden from your spouse. Can you navigate the treacherous waters of marriage counseling and come out on top? Only time will tell on our server, where every day is a new chapter in the saga of love, money, and Minecraft madness. Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

CraftyCouple28

accomplishment, acknowledge, ah, Apology, Cash, college graduation, CraftyCouple28, daughter-in-law, DÍL, family, gift, grad school, hurt, justify, Overlook, parents, pride, REWARD, single mother, Son, text

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6474
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate individual achievements in the most outrageous ways! Just like this 55-year-old mom who only gave cash to her son for graduating grad school because she raised him as a single mom. But don’t worry, we won’t overlook your accomplishments like she did to her DIL – we’ll throw a virtual party for you and shower you with diamonds! Join us and become part of a family that truly appreciates all your hard work, no matter how crazy it may seem!

AdultingSMP: Taxes & Responsibilities

adulting, AdultingSMP, aging, bills, budgeting, career advancement, Decision making, emotional maturity, financial stress, household chores, INDEPENDENCE, Life skills, mental health, personal growth, relationships, responsibilities, self-care, social expectations, TAXES, Time management, unexpected challenges, work-life balance

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5508
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Enchantments Applied:	108

OMG guys, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you just HAVE to join! Like, seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread. Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. It’s like a magical wonderland on steroids.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They communicate through interpretive dance and offer quests that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the talking sheep who give out relationship advice. It’s like Dr. Phil meets Animal Farm up in here.

So why should you join this insane Minecraft SMP server? Well, for starters, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT. Yeah, you heard me right. It’s a thrill ride like no other, guaranteed to make you scream like a little girl. Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and reenact scenes from Shakespeare plays. To be or not to be, that is the question.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you on the flip side, my fellow blockheads! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness