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JewCraft: BBC Failures & Funny Fails

antisemitism, BBC, culture, discrimination, Dismisses, Diversity, executive, Fails, Failures, funny, inclusion, INEQUALITY, intolerance, Jewcraft, Jewish, letter, Marginalized, Minority, Network, prejudice, racism, Staff, systemic, Workplace

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	960
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns and rainbows and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks.

and get this, one time, a player found a magical portal that led to a land made entirely of candy! like, whoa, right?

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so, like, come join us on this server, where the adventures are endless and the fun never stops!

ShinzoCraft Minecraft Server

chair, Decucks, ITT, made, male character, male empowerment, male figure, male hero, male lead, Male mc, male protagonist, male representation, male role, Minecraft, post, Proud, proud male, Server, Shinzo Abe, Shinzo Abe proud, ShinzoCraft, Sit, Thread

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8698
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even Shinzo Abe would be proud of your mad Minecraft skills!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of sitting on a chair like a true Decuck. Our server is so exclusive that only the most elite players can join, and if you can prove your manliness by making Shinzo Abe proud, you’ll be welcomed with open arms.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there are secret dungeons filled with rare loot, but only those who have truly impressed Shinzo Abe can access them. Will you rise to the challenge and become a legendary Decuck on our server? Only time will tell… Join us now and show the world what you’re made of!

PoolaxConvincedMinecraftSMP

99, Appearance, BELIEF, Certainty, Convinced, cultural appropriation, doubt, fellow, humor, Identity, lmao, Misconception, native americans, Perception, poolax, PoolaxConvincedMinecraftSMP, racial identity, Redskins, stereotype, White

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	154
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Love Letters Sent:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where 99% of us are convinced we’re actually white, but we look like redskins! It’s like a crazy mix-up of cultures and identities that will have you laughing for days. Join us for epic adventures, hilarious misunderstandings, and a whole lot of fun. Who knows, you might even discover your true identity in the process (spoiler alert: it’s probably not what you think)! So come on, hop on this rollercoaster of a server and prepare to have your mind blown (and your skin color changed)!

Mom’sGiftsVSLocalScarfAITAH

AITAH, ANNOYED, APPRECIATIVE, Argument, asking, Cheap, Curious, expensive, Fault, Friend, Grateful, local market, mom, MomsGiftsVSLocalScarfAITAH, Paris, perfume, scarf, skin care products, Truth, ungrateful, Upset

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4610
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	396
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	19

Are you tired of feeling unappreciated like this poor Minecraft player who only got a scarf while everyone else got expensive gifts? Well, fear not, because on our server, EVERY player is treated like royalty!

Join us and receive lavish gifts, like diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and even your own personal pet dragon! No more feeling left out or overlooked, we make sure every player feels special and valued.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be pampered and spoiled on our server. Come join the fun and experience the ultimate VIP treatment! Who needs expensive perfumes when you can have a diamond sword that glows in the dark? Join now and leave those scarf-giving friends behind!

LyricallyLate Minecraft SMP

adult content, adult themes, double entendres, explicit content, explicit lyrics, hidden meanings, hidden messages, innuendos, LyricallyLate, mature content, mature interpretation, mature interpretation of songs, mature themes, mature understanding, Minecraft, misunderstood lyrics, provocative songs, risque lyrics, sexually suggestive lyrics, smp, Subliminal Messages, suggestive language, suggestive lyrics analysis

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3676
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Dimension Hops:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists and turns.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away to their favorite tunes. Just be careful, some of those songs have some seriously suggestive lyrics that you may not have caught onto until now. Who knew “Baby Got Back” was actually about a love for big blocks?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a journey like no other. Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server.

CraftyToxicCrafts

CraftyToxicCrafts, cyber harassment, cyberbullying, Fandom, Harassment, Hate Speech, internet, Negativity, online bullying, Online Community, online hate, online toxicity, opinion, social media, toxic behavior, toxic culture, toxic fan base, toxic fandom, toxic fans, toxic online behavior, trolling

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	999
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Love Letters Sent:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of dealing with toxic fan bases on the internet? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama! Join us and experience a world where the only toxicity you’ll encounter is from the creepers trying to blow you up (but don’t worry, we have creeper repellent for that).

Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. Rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even Herobrine would feel right at home.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to toxic fan bases forever. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky griefers – they’re the real villains in this world.

CrimeCraft Minecraft Server

ai, argentina, Artificial Intelligence, citizens’ rights, civil liberties, concerns, Crime Prevention, CrimeCraft, data privacy, Ethics, Experts, Government, justice system, law enforcement, machine learning, Minecraft, predict future crimes, predictive analytics, Public Safety, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Technology

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2135
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Holy Grails Found:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we use AI to predict future crimes!! like, who knew blocky pixels could be so smart, right?? but don’t worry, we only use our AI for good, like making sure no one steals your diamonds or griefs your epic builds. plus, our AI is totally chill and won’t invade your privacy or anything. so come on down and join the fun, because who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that can see into the future?? it’s like having a crystal ball, but way cooler and way more blocky. trust us, you won’t regret it!

ErdoganCraft: Day of Mourning

Assassination, Aug 2, Conflict, Day, DECLARATION, diplomatic relations, Erdogan, ErdoganCraft, gaza, government statement, Hamas chief, international news, killing, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East peace process, mourning, mourning day, national mourning, Politics, Terrorism, turkey, Turkish president, world leaders

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9058
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Emeralds Found:	4541	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have turkey’s erdogan declaring aug 2 as a day of national mourning because our server is just THAT good. we have crazy events like fighting off creepers with turkey legs and building giant monuments to honor the fallen hamas chief. you won’t find a more wild and wacky server out there, so come join the fun and see what all the fuss is about!

TrackCraft: Sprint, Backwards, Grapevine!

agility, Athletics, backwards, Competition, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, Grapevine, long distance, physical activity, Race, Running, SPEED, sports, Sprint, sprinting, swimming, swimming techniques, track, track and field, TrackCraft, Training

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6667
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Enchantments Applied:	125	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

join dis epic minecraft server where u can swim on land and run in water! imagine a world where pigs fly and creepers dance the macarena. our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join the party.

we have epic mini-games like “100m sprint on lava” and “100m backwards through a maze of TNT.” challenge your friends to a grapevine race through a forest of giant mushrooms.

build your own castle made entirely of diamond blocks and ride a unicorn into battle against the evil villagers.

join now and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft server in the universe. who needs reality when you have our server?

FishOilCraft: BrainBoosters

Alzheimer’s disease, brain health, brain nerve cells, BrainBoosters, cognitive decline, fatty acids, findings, fish oil supplements, FishOilCraft, Gene, genetic risk, health, JAMA Network Open, neurodegenerative diseases, neurology, omega-3, Prevention, reduction, remarkable, research, scientific research, study

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5457
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	107
Chimeras Created:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Farms Harvested:	444	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

LOLZ, u know what else causes a “remarkable” reduction in brain nerve cells? JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, where u can escape the horrors of real life and dive into a world of blocky goodness.

Our server is so lit, it’s like fish oil for ur brain but without the fishy aftertaste. We got epic builds, crazy mini-games, and a community so awesome, it’ll make u forget all about those pesky brain nerve cells.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where Alzheimer’s is just a made-up word and the only thing u gotta worry about is creepers blowing up ur house. Trust us, it’s way more fun than taking fish oil supplements.