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Blocky Butcher’s Bizarre Adventures: The Minecraft Surgery Server

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7226
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Magic Items Found:	7667
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ores Mined:	8209
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
New Chunks Explored:	154693	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the surgeons are also skilled Minecraft players! Join us for a wild ride as we perform virtual surgeries on each other while building epic creations in-game. Who needs a hospital when you have a Minecraft server with doctors who can remove 20 feet of intestines with ease? Join now for the most unique and bizarre gaming experience of your life!

DressDilemmaCraft

Birthday, Boundaries, clothing, Communication, Conflict, disagreement, dress, DressDilemmaCraft, ENTITLEMENT, Etiquette, fashion, friendship, Generosity, gift, ownership, personal belongings, Possession, refusal, regret, selfish, Upset

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4898
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of a friend trying to steal back a dress they gave as a gift.

But don’t worry, on our server, you can keep all the virtual dresses you want without any real-life drama. So come on in and let’s build some friendships as strong as diamond armor (and hopefully without any dress-stealing shenanigans)!

NostalgicCraft

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1935
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6261	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Remember that one time you were playing Minecraft and accidentally punched a pig while trying to build a house? Well, imagine a whole server dedicated to those epic fails! Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of accidentally setting your own house on fire with a misplaced block of lava.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful it can turn your diamond armor into a chicken nugget in seconds. Only the bravest players dare to face this feathered foe.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers and skeletons bust a move to the latest hits. Who knew mobs had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and create memories that will make you laugh for years to come. Who needs a boring old pig farm when you can have a wild adventure like this?

LebCraft Air Strikes

aggression, Air, air raids, airstrikes, Attacks, Bombing, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, escalation, international relations, Israel, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Preemptive, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strikes, Targets, Tensions, War

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3457
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the action is as crazy as israel launching 100 ‘preemptive’ air raids in lebanon in just one hour! we’ve got explosions, chaos, and non-stop mayhem waiting for you! build your own bunker to hide from the madness or join in on the fun and unleash your inner warrior. trust us, you won’t find a server more intense than this one. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the thrill of the battlefield in minecraft like never before!

ShroomCraft: The Happy Server

Alternative Medicine, depression, hallucinogens, Happy, holistic healing, long-term effects, mental health, Mental Wellness, mood disorders, positive effects, psilocybin, psychedelic, psychedelic therapy, psychological connectedness, research, serotonin, Server, sex drive, ShroomCraft, social functioning, SSRI antidepressants, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1736
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! It’s like taking a trip on some psychedelic psilocybin, but without the risk of getting arrested by the Minecraft police, ya feel me? This server is like a happy pill for your soul, boosting your mood and making you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be building epic structures and battling creepers like a boss, but you’ll also experience greater improvements in social skills. You’ll be making friends left and right, forming alliances, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

And get this, dude, your sex drive won’t be affected at all! You’ll still be able to flirt with that cute Enderman or seduce that sassy villager without any worries. So come on, join this server and let the good times roll! Who needs antidepressants when you’ve got Minecraft, am I right?

Kino’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4475
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because I found Kino! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids.

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that breathes rainbow fire. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. Want a diamond sword that shoots lasers? Done. How about a pet dragon that farts rainbows? You got it.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Kino and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like getting attacked by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s all part of the fun!

Wyt Women Sus AF Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp, sus, Women, Wyt

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5006
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Ores Mined:	7405
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! We’ve got witches casting spells, creepers twerking, and even the occasional Ender Dragon stopping by for a dance party.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of rabid llamas, or build a majestic castle only to have it destroyed by a herd of rampaging pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the villagers have started their own underground fight club. So if you’re ready to get in on the action and see what all the hype is about, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos. Wyt women sus af, but our server is even more sus and we love it!

CraftyUkrainianDefense

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9788
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5106
Astral Projections Made:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	195
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally epic and wild? well, u gotta join this server, cuz we got crazier stuff than a llama riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet!

we got so much military aid, u won’t even believe it! like, we’re talking $375 million worth of weapons and armor just waiting for u to use in epic battles against creepers and zombies. it’s like, the ultimate power trip, man.

and get this, our server is so intense, we got a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. u gotta solve crazy puzzles and fight off mobs just to get inside. it’s like, Indiana Jones meets Minecraft, but on steroids!

so, if u wanna experience the most insane and action-packed Minecraft server ever, join us now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Vanilla SMP with a Twist of Boredom – No Fun Allowed Edition

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2509
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Mines Excavated:	4801
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Emeralds Found:	5575
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Land claiming to keep your house safe
Shops powered by a diamond economy
Regular events for the community
Warp stones for teleportation
Bucketable entities for convenience
Crafting tweaks for added enjoyment

Come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I claim land?	You can claim land by using the land claim tool available in your inventory.
How can I earn diamonds?	You can earn diamonds through various ways such as mining, trading, or participating in server events.
What type of events are hosted?	We host events like PvP tournaments, treasure hunts, and building competitions for the community to enjoy.
Can I invite my friends to join?	Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and play together.
Are there any specific rules to follow?	Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord for the full list of rules.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4136
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Mines Excavated:	4895	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and the memes flow like water? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all things ridiculous and hilarious!

Join us and experience a world where creepers wear party hats, pigs ride on top of chickens, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain plugin). Our spawn area is a giant meme museum filled with the dankest memes from the depths of the internet.

But that’s not all! We have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the floor is literally lava made of TNT, and “Sheep Racing” where you can ride on the back of a sheep and race against your friends. And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever seen a zombie wearing a tutu and doing the macarena? You will on our server!

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on in and join the madness, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash from too many exploding chickens).

Minecraft SMP – Honkai: Star Rail General

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3254
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Void Gems Collected:	39
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	6074	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Chimeras Created:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Crops Grown:	9170

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes!

In this wacky world, you can download the latest version 2.5 that includes flying aureus shots and lupine rue adventures. Watch the Feixiao trailer “Nothing to Laugh At” where Feixiao tries to tickle a skeleton (spoiler alert: it doesn’t end well).

But wait, there’s more! Check out the Myriad Celestia trailer where an arrow seeks the stars and ends up in a galaxy far, far away. And don’t miss the animated short “Taking It Easy” where villagers take a break from farming to do some synchronized swimming.

Join now and you might even get a chance to meet Rappa, the 5* Imaginary Erudition who can teach you how to speak llama. Redeemable codes, character banners, and light cone banners galore! It’s a Minecraft SMP like no other, so what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!