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Pixel Pirates Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, brook, Chopper, Eiichiro Oda, Epic battles, franky, long-running series, Manga, Minecraft, monkey d luffy, Nami, Nico Robin, one piece, Pirate, Pirates, PIXEL, robin, sanji, Server, shonen jump, Straw Hat Pirates, world-building, zoro

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4708
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	267
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like the One Piece of Minecraft servers – full of epic battles, crazy adventures, and a ton of treasure to discover!

Join us and become the ultimate pirate of the blocky seas! Sail the oceans in search of buried treasure, battle fearsome mobs with your trusty sword, and build the most epic pirate ship the world has ever seen. Who needs Devil Fruits when you have enchanted golden apples and potions of invisibility?

But beware, not all who wander these lands are friendly. Keep an eye out for rival pirate crews, sneaky ninjas, and even the occasional dragon looking to hoard all the loot for themselves. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who steals all the booty? The choice is yours on our crazy Minecraft server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and set sail for adventure, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of One Piece-inspired irony. Yarrr matey, let’s plunder some pixelated treasure!

UnintelligentCunt in Minecraft SMP

degrading comments, derogatory language, Emotional Abuse, emotional pain, hurtful words, Insecurity, internalized shame, mental health, Minecraft, negative self-talk, personal insults, self esteem, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-image, self-perception, smp, Unintelligent, UnintelligentCunt

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6102
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Magic Items Found:	3350	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Votes:	3515
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Towns Built:	1

Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace the derpiness! Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decisions, accidental explosions, and a whole lot of laughs.

Our server is like a circus, with clowns running around trying to build the tallest tower made entirely of dirt blocks. We have a strict “no brain cells left behind” policy, so if you’ve ever felt like your IQ was holding you back from truly thriving in Minecraft, this is the place for you.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government. Will you uncover the truth behind the feathered conspiracy? Only one way to find out – join us today and become a part of the chaos!

MommyMinecraftMashup

Boundaries, child’s autonomy, child’s feelings, Communication, court battles., custody issues, Decision making, Divorce, emotional well being, family boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Values, financial responsibility, legal issues, MommyMinecraftMashup, parenting, Parenting styles, personal belongings, Respect, sharing

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4284
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Votes:	1016
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	23

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, listen up! So, this Minecraft server is like a family, but not the kind that shares everything without asking. We’re all about personal boundaries and respecting each other’s stuff, unlike some crazy exes out there.

Join us if you’re tired of your ex’s family borrowing your diamonds without permission and then shrugging it off like it’s no big deal because “we’re family.” 🙄 We get it, fam, but there are just some things you don’t touch, like someone else’s enchanted sword or shiny armor.

And get this, on our server, we don’t let random cousins wreck your builds and steal your loot just because they think you have a “rich daddy.” Nope, we believe in fairness and letting you enjoy your hard-earned treasures in peace. Plus, no forced babysitting duties here, unless you count watching over your pet wolves while you’re mining for diamonds. 🐺💎

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where personal boundaries are respected, and you won’t get accused of brainwashing anyone for wanting to protect your stuff, then join us! We’re all about fun, friendship, and building epic creations without the drama. 🌟✨ #NotTheAita #MinecraftFamGoals

CraftingLoveGoneWrong

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4988
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Farms Harvested:	132
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Tired of your significant other ignoring you for hours on end while they play Minecraft? Well, join our server and you can both ignore each other together! Who needs communication when you can build epic structures and slay dragons side by side? Plus, we have a special couples-only area where you can build matching pixel art hearts and go on romantic virtual dates. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft? Join now and save your relationship (or at least distract yourself from the fact that it’s falling apart)!

RocketRush Minecraft Server

civilian protection, Conflict, Defense, defense system, escalation, gaza, Hamas, hezbollah, iran, Iron Dome, Israel, Israelis, jerusalem, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, multi-proxy attack, rocket attack, RocketRush, SECURITY, Server, Tel Aviv, War

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1044
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you ready for the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life? We got more explosions than Israelis bracing for a thousand-rocket, multi-proxy attack! Join us and witness the chaos unfold as creepers, zombies, and skeletons team up to take down the ultimate boss – the Ender Dragon!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Rumor has it that Notch himself built a secret diamond castle hidden somewhere in the world, guarded by a pack of rabid wolves and a giant chicken that shoots fireballs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, in this world, anything can happen – even pigs flying and villagers doing the Macarena. Let’s get this party started, baby!

FlagDownHaniyehEmbassy

controversy, diplomatic incident, diplomatic protocol, envoy, flag ceremony, FlagDownHaniyehEmbassy, Hamas, Haniyeh, Honor, international relations, Israel, israeli government, lowers flag, MIDDLE EAST, outcry, Palestinian, Politics, protest, summoned, Turkish embassy, Turkish government

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3507
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	7

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? like, the flag is always flying high in honor of all the epic gamers who join us. but, like, one time, the flag was lowered in honor of this dude Haniyeh and everyone was like, “whaaat?” but it was all good cuz we summoned the envoy and had a massive party to celebrate. you gotta join this server, man, it’s wild! there’s like, crazy adventures and epic builds everywhere. plus, we have the best community ever, like, seriously. come join us and be part of the madness!

TaxCraft: Trump’s Debt Adventure

2017 Tax Cuts and Jobs Act, Adventure, affluent incomes, budget deficit, DEBT, Donald Trump administration, economic growth, economic impact, economic inequality, federal debt, fiscal policy, government spending, income inequality, legislative achievement, median wages, tax cuts, tax cuts and jobs act, tax legislation, tax policy, tax reform, TaxCraft, Trump administration, Trumps, wealth gap

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6206
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	2845	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Towns Built:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Alien Abductions:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

join our epic minecraft server where we make the 2017 Tax Cuts and Jobs Act look like child’s play! we have so much fun, you’ll forget all about those pesky federal debts and income disparities. come build with us and watch your virtual wallet grow faster than the economy after those tax cuts. who needs economic growth and median wages when you have a blocky paradise to escape to? join now for a wild ride that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

WARRIMINE Minecraft server

Anarchy, Free Donations, griefer, Minecraft, Quests, Server, WARRIMINE

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2535
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Towns Built:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

We opened not long ago, we have griefer, anarchy, free donations, and quests.

65.108.21.199:25845

EmperixSMP: Where the semi-vanilla is so smooth, even the cows can’t resist joining our Discord!

Achieve, Adventure, BUILD, Community, Cows, Discord, discord server, EmperixSMP, Enhanced Features, Forging Friendships, gameplay, in game, Interruptions, JOINING, Journey, Minecraft, MINECRAFT FANS, Monumental Builds, progress, Resets, Resist, Semivanilla, Smooth, smp, Vanilla, Welcoming Space

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4798
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Void Armor Forged:	27	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Gods Slained:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Votes:	5737

EmperixSMP Minecraft Server Overview

What to Expect	Vanilla+ Experience	Enjoy the best of both worlds with our Vanilla+ SMP. Whether you crave pure vanilla gameplay or prefer enhanced features, Emperix has something for everyone.
	Long-Term World	Say goodbye to frequent resets! Our server is designed to preserve your progress over an extended period, allowing you to build and achieve without interruptions.
	Active Community	Join our lively Discord server where you can connect with fellow players, share your creations, and stay updated on server events and discussions.

How to Join: Ready to embark on your adventure? Join our Discord community here and start your journey on EmperixSMP today!

https://discord.gg/emperixmc

Have questions or want to learn more? Feel free to drop by our Discord, where our friendly staff are ready to assist you!

Whether you’re into monumental builds or forging friendships, EmperixSMP promises a welcoming space for all Minecraft fans. See you in-game!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join EmperixSMP?	To join EmperixSMP, simply join our Discord community here and start your adventure!
Is EmperixSMP a Vanilla server?	EmperixSMP offers a Vanilla+ experience, combining the best of vanilla gameplay with enhanced features for all players to enjoy.
Is the server world reset frequently?	No, EmperixSMP is designed to maintain a long-term world, allowing players to preserve their progress and achievements over an extended period.
How can I connect with other players on the server?	Join our Discord server to connect with fellow players, share your creations, and stay updated on server events and discussions.

DietCraft Minecraft Server

balanced diet, Body transformation, diet, diet success, DietCraft, exercise routine, fitness goals, health journey, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, long-term success, meal planning, Minecraft, nutrition, progress, reaching goals, Results, self improvement, Server, staying motivated, tracking progress, weight loss

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7509
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Animals Bred:	137	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Are you tired of boring diets that make you feel like you’re missing out on all the fun? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about your diet again, because our virtual world is filled with all the delicious virtual food you could ever want. From pixelated pizza to blocky burgers, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature made entirely of bacon that roams the land in search of hungry players to feed. If you can defeat the Baconator in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of bacon (virtual, of course).

So why wait? Join our server today and start feasting like never before! Who needs a real diet when you can have all the virtual food you could ever dream of?