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Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 6755 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 7 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to log on. We’ve got more hacks than a group of griefers and more glitches than a laggy server. Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, he’s been playing on our server since beta and he can’t get enough of the madness.
So why join our server? Because we’ve got more updates than Notch himself and more drama than a Minecraft love triangle. Plus, our community is tighter than a piston pushing a block. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the shenanigans begin!